"Are you sure this is right?"
"Yes."
"It just seems kind of tight."
"I measured it myself."
"You probably did. Nothing but perfection is good enough for you."
"Quistis helped with the sizing. I wasn't sure."
"Aw hell! She probably got a size smaller just to make me crazy."
"To late there."
"Pardon?"
"I said if she did get the wrong size she probably thought I was being stupid and wrote down a larger size so it wouldn't fit and I wouldn't have to go."
"I am larger then you!"
"I never told her it was for you."
"You never told her? Why not?"
"It was a touchy subject."
"Really?! It's not like you were buying condoms."
"…"
"You didn't!"
"…"
"Why would you get her to do that?"
"…"
"Fine, don't tell me. But you are going to tell me later."
"Whatever."
Just then the door opened admitting the dark face of Kiros.
"You all ready then?"
"Yes."
"You know that suit looks kind of tight on you."
"See I told you so."
Squall reached up to rub at the bridge of his nose. "Dad, just go get married already."