Welcome to the first ever Chicken Chip Championships!

In this corner we have the angelic Zell cherub, with his perky wings, soft blonde hair and soft touchable skin!

In the other corner we find the devilishly sinful Zell demon. With that classic bad boy smirk, leather and fire in his eyes!

And what are they fighting for? Why greatest sex god in the world. The walking wet dream himself. The personification of everything lust. The one! The only! Seifer Almasy!

If you have just joined us lets recap the actions leading up to this event.

Some 15 minutes Seifer showed up at out favourite Chicken's door.

Now at first both the demon and the cherub were not worried. They both agreed that Seifer was self-absorbed, arrogant, pigheaded, asshole bully. But that lasted only until Seifer gave Zell a few details not know to the general public. And that was right before the comment that stirred up this little hornet's nest.

"Zell," the son of a bitch had started, "how about I do you a big favour and let you get a little … oh, I don't know, hands on experience?"

And that was when demon Zell put one had around the throat of cherub Zell and took firm hold of the body. But just as demon Zell was about to accept this crazy proposal of Seifer bowing to everything that is Zell for a night, cherub Zell wiggled himself free and put a fist into the gut of demon Zell. Thus reminding the demon what and who Seifer was.

So now we find both standing facing each other, each waiting for the other to move.

Oh wait there does cherub. It's a quick punch, kick, punch, punch combo!

It seems to have worked too! Demon Zell has taken a step back and seems to be whipping blood from the corner of his mouth.

But what is this! Demon Zell is smirking!

Oh! That was a low blow! But that folks brings an end to it! Demon Zell just got Cherub Zell in the nuts. It's all over! It seems that tonight the little demon will have his way with the sex god!