"Yo, Bon-bon-"
"Don't call me that!"
"Bon-bon, did you enjoy yourself?"
"As entertaining as that was, I would prefer if it were me my girlfriend was fantasizing about so often and not the two of you."
"Aw, little puppy Bon-bon is jealous."
"Shut up, Glowstick!"
"Don't even think about ever using that name again."
"Shit! Get that green glowing crap away from me!"
"Now listen here Bon-bon, let's get one thing straight. Kimmie doesn't like you, which entitles me to not like you. But Queen of Sheba for some strange reason loves you. Kimmie likes Queenie, and I don't mind her presence either, which means we 'should' tolerate you. But you see I don't follow the rules of friendship."
"Cool your damn self down, Greenie. You and KP were made for each other. A Freak for a freak."
"You're just jealous that I got her first."
"As if, who'd want Glinda the Good Witch? Well except maybe-"
"Don't say it, pup, or I'll tell your mistress you fantasize about my Kimmie."
"I do NOT have feelings for Possible. Besides she wouldn't believe a Beanstalk over me anyway."
"Beanstalk? That's disgusting and insulting."
"Well, duh. What, did Dr. Blueberry take away your penchant for witty banter?"
"Of course not! You should be nice to me; you and Queen of Sheba got that free show, didn't you?"
"If I recall, so did you."
"How did-"
"I'm a cheerleader; I know when people are watching me."
"Is she like that every time?"
"Oh yeah."
"So you don't mind…"
"It makes it even better."
"You should give Princess some pointers."
"Not good enough for you?"
"More than I expected, but what I wouldn't give for her to-"
"Sick! I don't need the visuals Elphaba."
"I told you not to call me that Bon-bon!"
"Son of a- Holy crap! Get away from me you damn fiery bitch!"