Just in time for Valentine's day... lol Sorry for those who were hoping it was Mama Fujino or Addiction. I'm sorta forcing myself to write lol so I'd rather make the not-so-awesome writings for other areas.. lol just playin P Anywho here's another drabble for KP revolving around valentine's day, lol go Kim and Bonnique conversations!
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"Hey Girl, So what did GS give you for VD?"
"Give me a few seconds to figure out what you just said. Ow! Geez you didn't have to hit me!"
"Girl, don't be messin'."
"She didn't exactly GET me something..."
"Oh no KP, I don't need to hear about your BE's"
"B-what?"
"Bedroom excursions, once was enough."
"Th-that's not what happened! I mean not at first anyway..."
"TMI, girlfriend. But really, if she didn't get you anything and you didn't get any, then what the heck did you two do?"
"Oh well, she stole a hyper tolerant, massive techno-masticator, hyperbolic transistor."
"Say what?"
"Something really expensive that really has no purpose what-so-ever. It was great!"
"So for VD, you two... fought?"
"Mmm yeah..."
"Ew girl, you're droolin'"
"N-no I'm not!"
"Damn, who knew you were a masochist, you get off on the two of you trying to kill each other."
"We don't try to kill each other, it's just... exercise."
"Right, exercise. And what B and I do is just exercise too."
"No that's just plain Master-Slave weirdness going on."
"Hey now, don't be hating. If you just tried it like I said-"
"Don't you dare give Shego any ideas!"
"You have no idea what you're missing."
"And I tend to keep it that way, thank you."
"And if Shego did suggest it?"
"..."
"Uh-huh that's what I thought."
"Go play with your Bon-bon."
"Oh I intend to, quite thoroughly even."
"Oh gawd, the images, they burn!"