"Ah! Finally we don't have to get up so early!" Sirius exclaimed as he finally woke up at 10:30 in the morning on a Saturday. "I finally got my sleep."

"The Cast Party is today, right?" said Remus, who's already woken up and reading Hamlet at the moment. "Remember our promise."

"What—Oh. Merlin…hell!" exclaimed Sirius as he remembered his promise to wear a dress to the cast party. "F—k."

Just at that moment, the door of the boys' dormitory was opened by Artemis, who reverted back to dressing like a guy. "Thought you'd be up by now. I brought you the dresses you ordered. There are some extras so you can have a wider selection. Have fun!" She said, putting down a large parcel down on a table, and left the dormitory.

"I guess I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place, then." Sirius sighed. "A plague o' all of you." 'A plague o' –insert something here-' has long became Sirius's favorite expression of discontent, taking over the epic oxymoron of 'Holy Hell'.

"You know what Sirius? Since we forced you into this, you get the first pick." James said. "We're not going to make you wear a pink, frilly one, unless all of them are."

"Alright, then." Sirius said as he opened the parcels. "Let's see, I guess I'll take this one." He picked up a long, black, gothic-style dress, with an ornamental crimson corset.

"I'll have the green one; it looks like Lily's eyes." James said, taking a bright green, velvet gown and started to put it on. "Hm… doesn't look that bad on me, actually."

"Peter, would you like to pick next?" Remus asked, being nice. "James, you could seriously pass for a short-haired, tall, flat-chested girl."

"No… I can't decide which one will make me look less fat," replied Peter. "Can you pick for me, Remus?"

"Alright then." Remus selected a pink, sparkly dress from the rest of the dresses and handed to Peter. "Here."

Peter happily went off to put it on as Remus took a sky-blue, flowy dress from the remaining and wrapped up the unselected ones. As he left the room with the parcel he said, "I'll take this to Artemis. Hopefully she's in the Common Room and not the Dormitory."

"Time for the party!" James announced at 2:50 in the afternoon to his friends, who were fully dressed in their respective dresses. "Let's go."

The Marauders received a lot of attention, both positive and negative, walking down the Hogwarts hallways, seeing that they're guys wearing dresses. Of course, they didn't mind since they're the Marauders, they like attention.

"Hello." The four greeted Lily, Artemis, and Claudia as they entered the Charms classroom that they've been holding rehearsals in.

"Hello, guys." The girls replied.

"Nice outfit there, James." Lily smirked. It's been a week since they went out, and she's gotten significantly nicer to him. "Same to you, Sirius, Remus, and Peter."

"Thank you." James replied as he and Lily exchanged a hug, to the jealous eyes of Severus Snape.

"I swear… I can be a better boyfriend than Potter can ever be to Lily." Snape muttered in his lonely corner by himself, downing a whole goblet of Firewhiskey.

Sirius immediately spotted the food table and dashed there at lightning speed, receiving much staring and comments as he was wearing a dress.

"I'd tap Sirius if he was a girl." Eric Sampson said to his friend, Gregory Esser. "He looks great in that dress."

"Your sister rubbing off on you, Eric?" Gregory said. "But yeah. Sirius does look good in a dress."

Sirius, however, was oblivious as he was busy taking multiple slices of his favorite dessert, strawberry cake.

Meanwhile Sirius was busy getting cake, his brother Regulus walked over to the group with two bottles of Butterbeer. "Here, Claudia." He said brightly, acting nothing like a stereotypical Slytherin.

"Thanks, Reg." Claudia said as she took the drinks.

"So… you two going out now?" asked Remus. "I guess Peter and I are the only single ones now."

"Wait… I'm single too." Artemis said, "And so is Sirius as to my knowledge."

"Oh sorry. I thought you and Sirius are going out." Remus said apologetically.

"Ah. People seem to be under that impression after the Holiday Ball." Artemis sighed. "They just don't get how fun it is to mentally torture fangirls—and fanboys."

"Oh yeah! I remember their faces… absolutely priceless." Remus laughed as Sirius came back, holding a plate full of slices of strawberry cake.

"Have I missed something?" Sirius asked with his mouth full of cake.

"We're just talking about mentally torturing the Fan Club." Remus said. "And Claudia's going out with Regulus now."

"I see. Well, Regulus, since you're going out with my friend… we should try to get along better for now." Sirius suggested. He never really hated Regulus, just disgusted at his adherence to the ways of their parents. But for now, they can get along.

"I've been thinking along the same line." Regulus said. "And I'll go get drinks for everyone. Be right back."

"Be quiet." Said a Gryffindor 5th year girl as she let a part of the Black Brothers' Fan Club into the deserted Common Room. "Come this way."

The girls followed her as she walked up the stairway to the boys' dormitories, into the Marauders' Dormitory, easily found as the Marauders themselves pinned a sign saying so. Turning the doorknob, the Fan Club members entered the dormitory and bolted to Sirius's drawers, which they've broke into a few weeks ago. Locating his boxers, the girls took a stack out and headed carefully down stairs. Operation: Steal Sirius's Boxers was complete.

"Got to use the bathroom. I drank too much Butterbeer." Remus said after a length discussion on Quidditch. Now that Lily finally accepted James, she also started to get a liking for Quidditch. It's about bloody time.

"You too?" James asked. "But Regulus is still out."

"Well, I'd rather not wet my pants." Remus said. As he stepped out the door of the Charms classroom, he noticed a bunch of girls that were in the Fan Club, walking down the same hallway, holding a stack of boxers.

"PADFOOT!" Remus shouted, as the whole group ran out of the room. "Fangirls! Your boxers!"

Immediately they spotted the girls and started chasing after them. The fangirls obviously heard them, as they started running too. Remus ran off to the bathroom. It was an emergency.

"Goddamn dresses." Sirius muttered as he had difficulty running in his dress, " why the Devil came you with the idea of dresses? I was slowed under your genius idea."

"I thought it all for good fun." James said apologetically. "But I don't have a problem wearing a dress while running."

"Maybe your soul is a girl." Sirius joked as Peter tripped. "Wormtail… go stalk their hideout. I bet anything that they're heading there." He said as Peter got up. Peter nodded and started running in the other direction., towards the Fan Club meeting room.

"Isn't that Regulus running in our direction?" James commented as he saw a figure chasing after another group of girls.

"Yes it is! We got the girls cornered!" Sirius exclaimed.

Both groups of fangirls were stuck. Reluctantly, they stopped and gave the boxers back before Sirius and Regulus let them off. Sirius looked down at his pile of boxers.

"Wait… Regulus… aren't those your boxers?" said Sirius, confused at seeing a pair of green and silver boxers, which obviously isn't his.

"Yeah. Sirius…aren't the ones I have here yours?" Regulus said, staring at a pair of Kamikaze boxers, which he definitely doesn't have. Sirius nodded and the two switched the piles.

"We'd better get these back up to our dorms before we go back to the party." Sirius said. "A plague o' fangirls! What the hell were they thinking?"

"No idea. They ARE seriously out of their minds." Regulus said as he headed down the nearest staircase to the Slytherin common room.

Meanwhile, Peter was standing at the door of the Fan Club, wondering why no one came.

-Fin.