Whoo, back again with another funny chappie! Anyway, this will or will not be my last chappie to update today, because I don't want to miss American Idol. So if I don't return after this chappie, that means I'm taking a break. Oh, well, on with the next chappie!!!
Chapter Three
A little while later, Shadow opened his eyes again. He was still in the amusement park unthankfully, plus he was sitting in a seat at a round table.
"IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT YOU WOKE UP!" Amy came up to his face, causing him to fall back out of his chair.
"Could you not yell so much?" Shadow sat up with an angry look on his face.
"Whatever, I'm hungry", Amy crosses her arms. "Can you get something to eat?"
"Can you untie my hands?" Shadow held up his hands.
"You're not gonna run away, are you?" the pink hedgehog glares at him devilishly.
"…No…" the black hedgehog shook his head slowly.
"Ok!" Amy smiles joyfully. She then unties Shadow's hands and pulls him up to his feet. "Now get!" she kicks him in the back.
"Oww, that hurts!" the black and red hedgehog held his back like an old man as he walks to the concession stand.
"Welcome to the Good burger, home of the Good Burger, how may I take your order?" a goofy Good Burger employee says with a ridiculous smile on his face. (A/N, anyone ever seen the movie 'Good Burger' from Nickelodeon? That movie's funny!!)
"I just gave you my order, you crackhead!" Knuckles pounds his fits on the counter. "I just said 'May I have two cheeseburgers, large fries, and two cups of Dr. Chaos, please?' (A/N, it's like Dr. Pepper, except it doesn't have Pepper in it!) And you're just standing there saying…"
"Welcome to the Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, how may I take your order?" the employee repeated the sentence.
"You see?!" the red echidna throws his hands in the air.
"What's up?" Shadow comes up next to him.
"Tell this crackhead freak to get my order, or else I'll drop him like it's hot!" Knuckles ordered as he clenched his fists and grounds his teeth.
(Meanwhile, with the girls…)
"So how did you two end up together?" Amy asked Rouge, who was sitting across from her.
"We're just acquaintances", Rouge answered. "Well, I was about to steal the Master Emerald again, he was there, he stopped me, then he said 'Don't chu have anything else to do right now?' So then I said 'Yeah, I could be at the new Twinkle Park right now'. And then he said 'Well, I'm bored, can I come?' Then I said 'Ok'."
"How did you and Shadow meet anyway?" Amy asked another question. "I remember that you two kinda helped Eggman unleash the Eclipse Cannon and all…"
"Well…" Rouge scratches her head.
(FLASHBACK!)
(At the ARK's control room...)
"Shadow, meet Rouge the Bat", Dr. Eggman introduces him to her.
"Hi", Rouge offers her hand for a shake.
"What are you, a stripper?" Shadow raised an eyebrow. Because of that stupid question, Rouge punched him down and knocked him unconscious.
(FLASHBACK NUMBER 2!!)
(Somewhere, on Prison Island…)
"Um, I have the emeralds, but I'm stuck inside the place", the white bat explained on the communicator as she looked around in the trapped room that she was in.
"See, if you didn't show off one of your stripper dances, then you would've been out of there in no time", the black hedgehog replied as he was walking through the jungle.
"JUST SHUT UP AND GET ME OUTTA HERE!!" Rouge shouted with rage.
"I'm just saying…" Shadow shrugged his shoulders.
(FLASHBACK NUMBER 3!!!)
(On Space Colony ARK, in an empty room…)
"Maria…" Shadow thought with lonesome as he looked down at the planet Earth from the window.
"Hey, thanks for saving me back there", Rouge waved as she walked to him.
"Oh", Shadow looks back at her doubtfully. "Hello, Stripper."
Rouge crackled her fists as she closed her eyes. Shadow gulped, thinking that he was going to get hurt badly. A door automatically opened and Eggman walked his fat self in.
"Hello, retards-Gah!" Eggman gasps. He ducks down as Shadow was thrown out of the room. Lots of sudden glass breaks were heard far behind him. "What's wrong with you?" he turned to Rouge disapprovingly.
From the look on her face, she wanted the choke Shadow to death. In order to not do that, she pulled out a large pillow that looked like it was run over by a truck. She placed it on a near wall and starts pounding it like crazy. Eggman watches with fear, even though it kinda turned him on.
"PERVERT! PERVERT! PERVERT! PERVERT!" Rouge shouts out madly as she punches the pillow hardly, causing the walls to shake.
(FLASHBACK NUMBER 4!!!!)
(Inside the ARK control room or whatever…)
"…And it says here that there's a prototype of the ultimate life form that is named 'Shadow'!" Rouge pointed at him after she read an article about "Project Shadow".
"And it says here that you slept with 50 guys in a matter of 5 minutes for the ultimate world wide record!" Shadow pulls out a piece of paper, obviously that had his hand writing on it. "I knew that you were a stripper, but a prostitute, also?"
"I. Am. Going. To. Kick. Your. Butt", Rouge rips the paper into pieces and pulls out an iron baseball bat.
"Doh!" Shadow gasps to himself.
"Shadow!" Eggman said over his communicator. "I need you to stop the intruder from going to the Eclipse Cannon!"
"YOU'RE DEAD, PERV BOY!" Rouge charges at Shadow with the weapon in her hands.
"Gotta go", Shadow said on his communicator and runs out of the room. Rouge follows him as she did some loud Indian calls.
"Hello? Shadow? Hey, while you're at it, can you bring me some McDonald's?" Eggman asked stupidly over Shadow's forgotten communicator.
(End of flashback)
After hearing all of that, Amy had her jaws dropped. She was so shocked and a little disgusted that Shadow would keep calling Rouge a stripper! That was the most awkward thing that Rouge has ever told her ever! No one expected Shadow to be like that, not ever! Maybe Shadow wasn't the right guy to be a fake date for Amy so she could make Sonic jealous. And really, what's with the strippers anyway?
"Wow", Amy said.
"Yeah, at least I didn't kill him", Rouge rubbed the back of her head. "Anyway, how did you two end up together?"
"I'm on a fake date with him, so that way Sonic will get jealous and ask me to be his girlfriend!" Amy cheers as she jumps out of her seat and some dramatic music comes on.
"Um…I don't think that it's going to work", Rouge said with concern.
"…What?" Amy looks at her and the music goes off.
"Have you not seen 'She's all that' or 'Not another Teen Movie'?" Rouge asked. "Both of them starts when the guy takes a bet to go with an unpopular chick and fakes to be her boyfriend."
"Those are just movies", Amy sits back down with her arms crossed.
"Still, I think you're replaying the part in taking a bet to be Shadow's fake date", Rouge said. "Plus, have you ever seen 'Blind Date', 'Flavor of Love', 'I Love New York', 'Jerry Springer', 'Hell Date', 'Maury', 'Cheaters'-?" she starts listing out some of her favorite shows.
"What's the point?" the hedgehog interrupts her.
"I'm just saying, even if you and Shadow 'pretends' to be boyfriend and girlfriend, do you think Sonic will care?" Rouge asks. "Does he like you as a friend or more than a friend?"
"Um…" Amy swift her eyes side to side. "I'm not sure."
"He's just a crush, not a lover", Rouge began to explain. "You should be lucky that Shadow's going with you-,"
"I actually kidnapped him", Amy cleared her throat.
"Uh-huh", Rouge sweatdropped. "But still, I think you and him will make a cute couple. It takes time to see if both of you love each other or not. Just be patient. If you rush too soon, trust me, it'll be nothing but baby momma drama. Believe me; I have a few friends that are going through that right now."
"Whoa…" Amy widens her eyes. "Still, how do I know when the time is right?"
"Keep living", Rouge kicks back in her chair. "You'll see. What's taking them so long?" she looks at Shadow and Knuckles, who were having a conversation.
(Back with the boys…)
"So you like strippers?" Knuckles asks with a huge sweatdrop forming on his left cheek.
"Yeah, duh", Shadow crosses his arms. "Like, you should go to the club sometime. The girls there are hott."
"What the heck are you? I don't even know you anymore", Knuckles raised an eyebrow in annoyance. "I mean, the world's Ultimate Life Form going to stripper clubs? That's so…odd."
"Well, what else am I suppose to do?" Shadow asks unfriendly. "I don't even have a girlfriend."
"To tell you the truth, you can find a girl anywhere besides a stripper's club", the echidna began to explain. "I mean, you're just getting lust there, not love. And there's a difference. Do you like someone right now?"
"Umm…I got a lot of numbers, but I don't remember their names", Shadow pulls out his cell phone and searches for someone's name (A/N, obviously, he only has the phone numbers from the strippers that he met in the past).
"Oh, for peace sakes", Knuckles sweatdropped again. "Look, you should take time to get to know the girl, take her out to some places, and maybe, the time will come for you and her."
"Like who?" Shadow asks curiously.
"Well…" Knuckles looks at Amy, who was still talking to Rouge. "You and Amy might make a cute couple."
"But she's a psycho", Shadow whispers crazily.
"Well, you may never know", Knuckles shrugged his shoulders. "Maybe, maybe not…But you're going have to see for yourself. Besides, if you keep going to those 'clubs', the consequences won't be pretty."
"…Whatever", Shadow looks away. "Where's the food anyway?"
"WHERE'S OUR FOOD?!?!" Rouge and Amy yells out impolitely.
"We dunno", Knuckles and Shadow answers them as they shrug their shoulders.
"Geez, what's next?" Shadow asks himself, even though that was the wrong thing to do…
DUN DUN DUN!! Done again! Gotta go now, American Idol is on! R&R, peace!