Guess what! I have a snow day!! Lucky me, because this is like the third or forth time this year. Man, if you don't like school, then you should come to the Midwest, which is where I live. Anyway, on with the next chappie.

Chapter Four

Finally, Shadow and Knuckles got the food and took it to the table where the girls were waiting at. All they brought were some cheeseburgers, French fries, and some Dr. Chaos soda. The boys sat down as the girls placed the napkins on their laps.

"Finally", Rouge said as she picked up her cheeseburger. "I'm starving." She took a huge bite of it and swallowed it with no prob. Then she continued her little feast.

"Delicious", Knuckles said with his mouth full of French fries. "But they're not as good as McDonald's."

"Are you going to eat?" Shadow looked at Amy.

"Um…I'm kinda on a diet", the pink hedgehog said shyly.

At that moment, Knuckles and Rouge coughed up their food and quickly swallowed them down. Then they turned to Amy with odd looks on their faces. Shadow raised an eyebrow, thinking that he was surrounded by idiots.

"Shut up", Rouge said in awe. "You? On a diet?"

"Look at you!" Knuckles exclaimed worriedly. "You're skinny like a tooth pick!"

"I just don't want to get fat", Amy said with guilt.

"Just eat slowly and exercise", Rouge explained kindly. "You're not the only one going through this. Trust me, I've been there."

"Interesting", Knuckles looked at her weirdly. "Anyway, what's with the silence?" he turned to Shadow, who was drinking his soda.

"Is there a stripper's club around here?" Shadow asked.

Amy, Rouge, and Knuckles fainted out of their chairs in anime style. Shadow sweatdropped as he looked at them. Hurriedly, the three got back in their seats. Then they all took a deep breath. Again, what's with him and the strippers? Is that all he ever talks and thinks about?

"Didn't we just have a conversation a few minutes ago?" Knuckles glared at Shadow with disappointment.

"Strippers again?" Rouge slapped her forehead.

"Is that all you talk about is stupid strippers?" Amy asked rudely.

"Not as much as you talk about stupid Faker", Shadow crossed his arms and looked away.

"Pervert", Amy crossed her arms and looked away.

"Psycho", Shadow rolled his eyes.

Because of those names, the two hedgehogs looked at each other with rivalry. Knuckles and Rouge could tell that something was about to happen. And so, it began.

"Who're you calling a psycho, you sicko!?" Amy turned to Shadow angrily.

"You, Michael Myers' evil twin!" Shadow turned to her furiously.

"Yo mamma", Amy placed her hands on her hips.

"I don't even have a mom", the other hedgehog slapped his forehead. "But I bet that your momma and I had a good time last night."

"You sick-twisted sister-perverted stripper freaky-crack-coke smoking-pot head retard!" Amy clenched her fists. "Well, at least I don't spend my money every night at the club and don't get laid."

"At least I don't chase someone everyday, knowing that he's going to say no to my proposal all of the time", Shadow grounded his teeth.

"Gold digger", Amy started a name calling battle.

"Anorexic brat", Shadow commented rudely.

"Man whore."

"Bride of Chucky."

"Pot head."

"Crack head."

From worse to worse, they started arguing with each other. Rouge and Knuckles covered their ears, because they couldn't take the yelling anymore. Some people looked at them like they were on crack or something. Then they walked away, so they won't get noticed. Childishly, Amy and Shadow stuck their tongues out at each other. They came closer and closer with their tongues still out. Suddenly…they stopped. Rouge and Knuckles gasped in shock. The hedgehog's tongues were touching each other! Slowly, Amy backed away from Shadow with a red blush on her cheeks. Shadow looked away with a pink blush on his face. But then, they started spiting out some saliva.

"Eww, I don't want STD'S!" Amy said ungratefully.

"Yuck, I don't want psycho germs!" Shadow yelled and pulled out his red toothbrush and starts brushing his tongue.

"Blah", Amy pulls her pink toothbrush out and began to scrub her tongue madly.

Somehow, Rouge and Knuckles looked at each other. Looks like they have an idea! Both of them nodded with small smiles. Then they got out of their seats. Amy and Shadow looked at them curiously.

"We'll be back", Knuckles waved. Then he took Rouge's hand and took off. Both of them reached to a corner of the concession stand. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Totally", Rouge placed a hand on her left hip. "Let's hook them up."

"Like how?" Knux asked. "They're complete opposites."

"So are we", Rouge elucidated. "Still, they look like a cute couple. So we should find out how we're gonna make a lil' scene for them so that way they'll see that they like each other. What do you think?"

"It's crazy", Knuckles said. "But it's so crazy, it just might work. I'm in."

"Cool", Rouge shook his hand. "Now let's check on them."

The two rushed back to the table. Amy and Shadow were still trying to clean their mouths with their toothbrushes and some mouth wash. Can they just get along? Does Rouge think that the lil' mission match-up plan would work? She maybe right, even though she's wrong, but she's right, and wrong, but also right. (A/N, did I confuse you:p)

"Say, what do you guys want to do?" Rouge asked nicely.

"I dunno", Amy shrugged her shoulders.

"Don't ask me", Shadow shrugged his shoulders also.

"Well, let's go!" Knuckles pulled Shadow out of his seat.

"Yeah, let's go!" Rogue pulls Amy out of her seat.

And so, Rouge and Knuckles took off with Shadow and Amy in their grasps. First, they went to a target practice ring. Bows and arrows were set up as so was the targets. Hopefully, something good will happen for Rouge and Knuckles' lil' plan.

"Who's first?" Rouge asked with joy.

"Me, me!" Amy runs to a bow and picks it up. She gets the arrow in position, but she kept dropping the arrow. She growled as her face turned red. "A lil' help, please?"

"I dunno how", Rouge kicked a small rock.

"Me neither", Knuckles lied as he rolled his shoulders.

Releasing a small sigh, Shadow went to help Amy out. He hoped that she'll accept his assistance. Before Amy tried again, Shadow took her hands and helped her aim at the target. A blush came up on her face as some romantic music comes on. Well, hello, he has his arms wrapped around her and has his hands on hers! Was Amy starting to like him now? Rouge and Knuckles watched with joy.

"Just aim and fire", Shadow said softly.

"Umm…" Amy said nervously and held the bow and arrow in position. "Weird. Since when was he so kind?" she thought sarcastically. "You can…let go of me now", she said shyly.

"Oh, my bad", Shadow quickly releases her and steps back. "What was that feeling?" he asked in thought as he looked away with a pink blush.

Carefully, Amy aimed the arrow at the red and white target. All she had to do was release the arrow and hit the middle. But was there a prize for her? If not, then she might get upset. Anyway, she focused on the middle of the target. Suddenly, she was missing something. It was Shadow's touch. Something was telling her that it felt good and she needs to get some more. A smile came on her face and hearts were seen in her eyes. She released a lovely sigh and accidentally released the arrow to the sky. The arrow hits a hot air balloon and the basket fell down to the ground instantly. Unexpectedly, a fire started and two people got out of the basket and ran away like crazy and the BGM goes off. Shadow, Rouge, and Knuckles sweatdropped.

"Oops", Amy turns to them with a childlike smile.

Later on, they went to a mini-golf course. Shadow has never played golf before, so he was sorta confused. He had his golf club, but he had no idea how to get in position. Rouge, Knuckles, and Amy were waiting in line for him.

"A lil' help, please?" Shadow asked unkindly.

"I can't play golf", Rouge throws her golf club away.

"Me neither", Knuckles snaps his in half, for no reason.

Sighing with bore, Amy went to assist Shadow. She took his hands, bent him over a lil', and then positioned his hands. He looked at her shyly. To be exact, she was a pretty girl. Her turquoise green eyes were shining, her short pink hair looked perfectly straight, and her red outfit looks good on her. Does he like her now?

"There", Amy said and then went back in line.

Shaking his head to get back to Earth, Shadow focused on the golf ball. He swung his club, but it accidentally slipped out of his hands and flew in the air! He slapped his forehead in annoyance. Knuckles pulled out a pair of binoculars and watched the golf club fly in the air. On the other side of the course, Team Chaotix was walking by with their New England Patriots jerseys on. They also had hats, painted tattoos, and the team's main color, dark blue.

"The Patriots are still winners!" Vector chanted.

"New York Giants sucks!" Charmy shouted out.

"Yeah, like what they said", Espio said weakly as he held up a fist.

Just then, a sudden golf club bounces on their heads and knocks them to the ground. The metal object then lands on the ground. Vector, Charmy, and Espio were on their backs as they were seeing stars.

"That's right!" a random Giants fan appeared out of nowhere. "The Giants pwned the Patriots! And now we're gonna pwn you!" By that call, he and the other New York Giants fans began to gather around Team Chaotix and starts beating the crap out of them.

"It's all because of the Super Bowl, huh?" Shadow asks in thought as he sweatdropped.

Sometime later, the four went to a skating ring. While Rouge, Knuckles, and some other people were skating their way around the ring, Amy struggled to step to the slippery ring in her skates. Shadow noticed her and goes to her. He takes her hands and pulls her in. At first, she thought she was going to fall, but she didn't! Slowly, Shadow releases her and wow, she can't skate! If it wasn't for him, Amy would've fall and probably break her skull! So she got lucky. Rouge and Knuckles gave each other a high five, since their plan was working.

Minutes later, they all went to a bumper car alley. Most of the riders were some little kids that looked like they go to elementary school. Some ended up bumping into each other while others bumped into the wall. With Knuckles off guard, Shadow bumped into him.

"HEY!" the echidna shouted out irately. "WATCH IT, YOU SUNDAY DRIVER!"

"Pwned!" Shadow pointed at him. Suddenly, he was bumped by Tails.

"Ha-ha, I pwned you!" the orange fox laughed at him.

"You lil' brat", Shadow grabs him by the neck and shakes him like crazy. He suddenly got bumped by Knuckles, plus he kinda bumped into Tails.

"I just pwned you both!" the echidna laughed at them.

"JERK!" Tails yelled at him.

"I'm about to run you over like a country drunk driver!" Shadow growled as he starts up his bumper car again.

"INCOMING!" a random kid shouts out and everyone drives away.

"What, is there a fire?" Shadow looks around.

"Did Jimmy fall down the well or something?" Tails looks around also.

"Uh-oh…" Knuckles looked back.

Shadow and Tails looked back also. The three boys gasped in fear. Rouge and Amy were in their bumper cars and they were aiming at them! There was no way out. Even if there was, they would still get run over, regardless. Tails waved a white flag to say that he surrenders as Knuckles puts on his blindfold. Shadow pulls out a piece of paper and a pen then starts writing his will. Out of nowhere, Rouge and Amy bumps into them like mad and the boys crashed into the wall! A large hole was seen just somewhat feet away from Amy and Rouge.

"Where'd they go?" the pink hedgehog asked curiously.

Meanwhile, Shadow, Knuckles, and Tails fell into a pile of mud while they were still in their bumper cars. They all climbed out and began to scrap some of the dirty substance off of them. Amy and Rouge appeared from the other side and sees them covered with mud. Loudly, they start laughing and drop down to their knees. Rouge rolls around the ground as she held her stomach and Amy falls back and kicks her feet in the air. The boys looked at them embarrassingly as they blush a lil'.

"How ironic", Knuckles says with no sense of humor.

"Dang it, I just bought these shoes", Tails kicks the mud off of his red and white shoes.

"We should get back at them", Shadow suggested.

"Like how? Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me-!" Knuckles hops up and down anxiously.

"Calm down, crackhead", Shadow pounded him on the head lightly. "Let's see…" he pondered for the moment. He then whispers into Knuckles' ear. Tails just stood there, thinking what Shadow's up to.

"That's crazy", Knuckles said after Shadow told him the idea. "But it's so crazy, IT JUST MIGHT WORK", he turns to an unknown audience.

I am done! Whoo, that was long, huh? R&R, later!