I'm back! Sorry I took so long, stupid homework. It's almost Valentine's Day's Eve, so tomorrow will have the last chappie. But if I don't make one tomorrow, then it'll be here on Valentine's Day! Welp, enjoy this one!
Chapter Nine
Amy and Shadow were able to get out of the Tunnel of Love after they fell into the large waterfall. They climbed out of the water after they swam all the way to the dock. Shadow starts squeezing the water out of his quills as Amy pulls out a blow dryer and starts blow drying her hair. Seconds later, they were dry again. Lovingly, Amy took Shadow's hand and they walked forward.
"You know? I took you wrong", Amy said. "You're not a pervert, much. I think you're more than that."
"Really, like what?" Shadow turned to her.
"Umm…Just a nice guy that's cute, cool, calm, and collected."
"Well…I'm starting to see you as more than a psycho", Shadow pondered. "To me, you seem like a nice girl that's just full of smiles and humor."
"So…Are we boyfriend and girlfriend now?" Amy looked at him with a wink.
"Well…" Shadow stopped and Amy stopped also. "You tell me", he said as he reached for her lips.
"RUN AWAY!" someone shouted out and everyone starts running away like crazy. Most of the people ran around in circles like idiots then went to take cover.
"What's going on?" Amy looked around.
"I dunno", Shadow held her close. "Something's wrong here."
"Hey, guys!" Rouge called out as she ran to them. "What's going on?"
Knuckles stomped to them, all covered with seaweed and mud. He had an enraged look on his face. He panted hardly in anger as his comrades stared at him with sweat drops falling down from their cheeks. Obviously, they didn't know that he was chased by a shark and fell down the huge waterfall. Slowly, Knuckles pointed a finger at them.
"You…You all didn't know that I was being chased by a crazy shark!" he yelled lividly. "Plus, ya didn't bother on saving me, and no one helped me out of the waterfall. You all should be ashamed of yourselves."
Rouge, Amy and Shadow blinked twice as some cricket sounds were heard from the background. Knuckles lowered his hand, thinking that they didn't listen to him. Then he blinked twice.
"So anyway, what's going on here?" Rouge asked Shadow.
"Are you just going to ignore me!?" Knux asked as he pulled his dreadlocks madly.
"Who's behind all of this?" Amy asked.
Suddenly, an evil laugh was heard from the distance. Everyone turned around and gasped. Further ahead was the world's knowable villain, Dr. Eggman. He was sitting in his Egg-Mobile while his robots were tearing down some rides and buildings.
"Yes, my beautiful robots! Destroy everything in sight!" he ordered.
"EGGMAN!" Shadow and the others said in union.
"What the heck is he doing here?" Amy asked as she narrowed her eyebrows. "And why is he screwing up this place?"
"Probably trying to create this 'Robotnik Land' thing that he tried a long time ago", Knuckles said as he brushed the seaweed and the mud off of him.
"Well, let's show him whose boss", Shadow crackled his fists. He dashed forward and the others followed him.
"MUHAHAHA!!" Eggman laughed evilly. "Hm?" he looked down and noticed Shadow, Amy, Rouge, and Knuckles standing there with their arms crossed. "Well, well, well. Did I ruin your double date?"
"You sure did", Amy glared at him rudely. "Now you're gonna get it."
"Yes, because we have our own theme song!" Knuckles raised a fist in the air with excitement.
"We do?" Rouge turned to him.
Immediately, Knuckles dashed off somewhere for a little bit. He came back with a stereo that didn't need a plug for it. He puts in the CD that read "Famous Theme Songs" in cursive handwriting. Without delay, he turns on the stereo and plays the CD. First, it starts playing the theme song to the 'Green Acres' show.
"Wrong one", Rouge said.
Knuckles pressed the fast forward button. Second, the CD starts playing the Spongebob Squarepants song. Shadow shook his head with a sweatdrop. Next, Knuckles fast forwards it again, and the CD starts playing the Family Guy theme song.
"I love that show", Amy gasped with cheer.
"Next", Rouge ordered.
Next, Knuckles turned to the next track, which played the Star Wars theme song. Everyone slapped their foreheads. And so, Knux switched to the next theme song, which was the Power Rangers song.
"Are you on crack!?" Shadow hollered out edgily.
"Hold on, hold on", Knux fast forward to the next song. His CD then starts playing the old school version of TMNT (A/N, if you don't know, it stands for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles).
"Wrong show", Amy sweatdropped.
Slapping his forehead in annoyance, Knuckles switched to the next theme song. The CD starts playing the theme song to Alvin and the Chipmunks. Then he went to the next track, which was the Powerpuff Girls theme song. And then to the MAD TV them song, then to the South Park theme song, and then to the Sailor Moon theme. Just then, the next track starts playing the Sesame Street (WTF?) song. Knuckles quickly turned it to the next track, which was the Super Mario Brothers song.
"Get it right already", Shadow sighed hardly.
"Hold on", Knuckles replied back rudely. He turned to the next theme song, which was the James Bond theme.
"Do you even know what show this is?" Rouge asked impatiently.
"Wait, wait", Knuckles fast forward to the next track. The CD then starts playing the Mission Impossible theme. "Well?"
"…Yeah, it'll do", Shadow took a few steps forward.
"ROBOTS! GET THEM!" Eggman ordered as he pointed at Shadow angrily.
All of the robots were in his command. They all stopped damaging some of the amusement park's property and turned to Shadow. Then they start marching to him like a military group. All Shadow did was stood there, dressing up like Scarface. He had a toothpick between his lips, just to look cool.
"Yeah, I tell you, like I tell my boys. Never snitch", he pulled out a machine gun. "SAY HELLO TO MY LIL' FRIEND!!" he yelled out maniacally and starts firing his gun. Amazingly, he was able to kill some of the robots instantly. Suddenly, he ran out of the bullets. "What the deuce?" he looked at his gun. "Blast!" he threw it away.
"My turn, my turn!" Knuckles hopped up and down. "I got a good cosplay!"
"Yeah, yeah, go right ahead", Shadow offered a hand in front of him sarcastically.
Out of nowhere, Knuckles got in front of Shadow, dressed up like Jet Li. He then puts on a Chinese headband with a dragon print in the middle of it. A large gong sound was heard from the background. The robots looked at Knuckles oddly, as if he was high on weed or something.
"MORTAL KOMBAT!" the echidna shouted as he charged at them. Suddenly, his CD starts playing "Kung-Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas, basically the chorus.
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
(Repeats multiple times)
The robots began to get scared. Knuckles did a lot of martial arts fighting moves on them like the real Jet-Li! He punched, kicked, pimp slapped (for no reason), karate chopped, and knocked the robots down in a flash! All of the sudden, Rouge began to see hearts in her eyes as she watched him dreamily.
"Um, Rouge? Are you ok?" Amy waved a hand in front of her face.
"I think I'm in love", the bat said with a gorgeous sigh.
Soon enough, Knuckles got done kicking some robot butt. He put his hands together and bowed slightly. Then he went back to his team.
"This isn't over yet!" Eggman starts pressing some buttons on his keyboard.
Suddenly, lots more robots came out of nowhere and landed in front of the heroes. The doctor let out a huge laugh of evilness as always. Suddenly, he starts coughing like an old man. He pulls out a bottle of Dasani water and drinks at least half of it. Then he clears his throat and lets out the same laugh, without any intrusions. Knuckles' CD starts playing the theme song from SA2B (Sonic Adventure 2: Battle).
"Ooh, I got this", Rouge walked on forward. "Ok, now it's time to…" She spins into a tornado and then was seen in a yellow assassin's outfit with a white eye patch on her left eye. "…KILL BILL", she said meanly as she pulled out a katana. As half of the robots charged at her, she swings her katana like a mad woman and cuts them all in half. Then she throws the sharp object forward and stabs through a long line of robots on the spot! Once she was done, she clapped the dust out of her hands and goes back to her friends.
"Got an idea?" Shadow turns to Amy.
"Oh, yeah!" the pink hedgehog snapped her fingers and ran forward until she was about somewhat feet in front of some more robots. Suddenly, she was dressed up as Neyo from the Matrix. She had everything, including the long black leather coat, and the cool shades! "Welcome to the Matrix. The Matrix has you", she says in a dark female's voice. She then starts fighting off the robots like an action heroine. Coolly, she starts doing some fighting moves in extreme Matrix slow motion!
As the others watched, Rouge and Knuckles sat on their stools as Shadow sat down on the ground. They all pulled out a bag of popcorn and starts pigging out some. Then they pulled out some pop and sip some from their cups.
"I wonder if this is on 3-D", Knux said as he pulled out a pair of 3-D glasses. He puts them on, but shrieks after he sees a robot that looked like it was in front of him. "No more, no more!" he takes them off quickly and slaps them away from him.
Soon enough, Amy was done doing some slow motion fighting moves. She takes off the large coat and the shades then takes a bow. After that, she skips back to her friends. Eggman had his jaws dropped in shock. How in the world were they able to get rid all of his robots by dressing up as movie characters?! Now he was mad. He lowers his Egg-mobile as a few survived robots gathered around him.
"You know what?" Eggman said as he changed clothes. "It's going down", he jumps out of his Egg-Mobile, dressed in a Southpole shirt, large jeans with a belt that had a giant dollar sing on it, gold chains, shades, and large size Reebok shoes.
"Homie, you got no game", Shadow walks forward, dressed in a wifebeater, sagging jeans, a cap with a silver skull print on the front, and some Air Jordan's sneakers. "I'm from da Westside, homeboy, know I mean?"
"Chum, I'm from da Eastside", Eggman said, trying to sound gangster. "We be clubbing and jumping, we be slapping and cracking…"
"Please, I'm from da Southside!" Knuckles steps up next to Shadow, dressed in a large crimson jacket with his hood on, fake gold grillz in his mouth, dark blue sagging jeans, and large Nike shoes. "We get crunk, and we don't stop til 8 in da morning!"
"Yo mamma", Eggman bobbed his head.
"Ooh…" the robots commented.
"Hold up", Shadow puts his hand up in front of him. "You gonna talk about my mamma? Man, then I'll talk about yo mamma."
"Fashizzle", Knuckles crossed his arms. "Let's get 'im."
The stereo starts playing some rap music, except there wasn't any rapping on it. The robots gathered around the three wangsters, getting ready to see the Yo Mamma battle. Amy and Rouge were outside of the crowd, in their original outfits and had sweat drops falling off of their cheeks.
"WTF?" Rouge looked over at Amy.
"Let's do dis", one of the robots called out, in a robotic gangster voice.
"Ok, yo mamma's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks", Eggman crossed his arms.
"OOH!" the robots said amazingly.
"Man, yo mamma's so fat, she has an area code", Shadow placed a fist on his left hip.
"Holla!" Knuckles said as he and Shadow did a weird handshake.
"Yo mamma's so black, that she gets counted out the night club", Eggman points at Shadow rudely.
"Ooh…" the robots looked at each other.
"Ok, that's going too far, homie", Shadow waved a finger no. "Yo mamma's so fat, she puts on a red T-shirt, and everyone calls out 'Kool-aid, Kool-aid'!"
"Heck yeah, whatcha got?" Knuckles rolled his shoulders.
"Well…Yo mamma's so fat, she puts on a yellow shirt, and everyone calls out 'Taxi, taxi'", Eggman teases.
"Please, yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on a green shirt, she'll be like 'Am I not turtlely enough for the Turtle club? TURTLE, TURTLE'", Knux said mockingly.
"Oh, snap, son", Shadow said as he and Knux did another odd handshake.
"Ok. Yo mamma's so fat, she looks at the menu and says ok", Eggman snapped his fingers.
"Yo mamma's so darn fat, she tripped over 4th Avenue then landed on 12th", Shadow points at him coarsely.
"Take that, fat boy", Knuckles locked his fists together.
"Fine!" Eggman snarled. "Yo mamma's so flat, she's jealous of the wall!"
"Dude, yo mamma's so skinny, she turns sideways and then disappears", Shadow replied. "Now you see her, now you don't", he joked as he turned side to side.
"HAHAHAHA!!" Knuckles cracked up as he held his guts.
"That's it!!" Eggman growled as his face turns red. "Yo mamma's so ugly, she makes blind kids cry!"
"Well, yo mamma's so nasty, I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection", Knuckles takes over for Shadow, who was drinking a bottle of Chaos Cola.
"Well, yo mamma's so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway", Eggman keeps on going, without breaking a sweat, or a leg.
"Cha, yo mamma's so dumb, she hears its chilly outside, then she runs out with a bowl", Knux snaps back.
"GRRR!!! Yo mamma's so…so…"
"Choke, choke!" Shadow called out.
"Darn it!" Eggman stomps on his foot.
"Very nice, now we're gonna have a meeting", Wilmer Valderrama said then walks out of the crowd with Jason Everheart, Destiny Lightsy, and Sam Sarpong (they're from the MTV show 'Yo Momma'). All of them starts whispering as they discussed about the battle. Then they went back to the ring. "And the winner who gets $100, 000 is…Shadow and Knuckles!" Wilmer points at the two excitedly.
By that call, Shadow and Knuckles starts cheering as they hopped up and down. Then they did some square dancing, even though they looked kinda retarded. Eggman starts crying as he dropped down to his knees. Wilmer hands the winners some money, and he and his crew left the scene. Amy and Rouge looked at each other, thinking that the whole thing was ridiculous. They nodded at each other and walked into the crowd.
"See all dis cash?" Knuckles holds up some of the money in the air.
"Yeah, that's a lot", Rouge looks at the money greedily.
"Yeah, but there's one more thing we gotta take care of", Amy looked at Eggman without gratitude.
"Uh-oh", the evil scientist gulped. He hurries back in his Egg-mobile and takes off. His robots follow him. "Next time we'll have a dance contest. Peace!" he holds up a peace sign and leaves.
"Coward! You get your punk-butt back here!" Knux yelled out furiously.
"You two can stop talking gangster now", Amy said with a sweatdrop.
"Oh, ok", Shadow took off his hat. "Whoo, I'm hot", he wipes the sweat off of his forehead.
"We should do that on Halloween", Knuckles said cheerfully. "Let's get outta here."
Everyone nodded with agreement. The girls took their date's arms and starts walking off to find a way out. However, they ignored that most of the sections in the amusement park looked like a torn down neighborhood. At any rate, everyone was ok.
HOLD IT! THIS IS NOT THE LAST CHAPPIE! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE VERY LAST ONE!