Aquarius: I'm back! And the writer xSkepticalx may actually make MY story sound good now!

Me: YOUR story? Pffts, you couldn't write a story even if it came up and bit you on the butt!

Aquarius: Wanna' bet?

Me: Shut up you dork.

Aquarius: You looked in the mirror lately?

Me: People who like black are not dorks.

Aquarius: Well duh that's what THEY say, cuz' they're the ones wearing black! I mean, if I wore black, I wouldn't want to call myself a dork!

Me: You do wear black.

Aquarius: Yeah and I don't call myself a dork!

Me: Wait… if I called you a dork and you told me to look in the mirror… that technically means you're a dork too because you wear a black! But people who wear black aren't dorks…

Aquarius: Ha! You admitted it! You're a dork!

Me: Which makes you one too! So shut up you dork! And don't even think about using another lame comeback! Or else!

Aquarius: Or else? Hello! I'm the one with the abilities that can kill you!

Me: I created you, and I can kill you off just as easily! Now get into the story!

Oh and, before I forget, Disclaimer: I don't own any of MaximumRide, James Patterson does, but I do own Aquarius and this story. R&R please!

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Max's POV:

"Shotgun!" Angel and Nudge both squealed at the same time trying to beat each other to the car by using various techniques, such as mind powers, black mailing… and shoving, I didn't care how much they were acting like babies, but I silently thanked them for it.

"Uh… I'm driving!" I yipped before Max could say anything,

"You?" Max asked, bewildered.

"Well no offence… but I want to live to at least the age of ten" I said mockingly, an ear to ear grin plastered among my face.

"I agree!" Gazzy yelled over the screams and squeals of Angel and Nudge fighting over the front seat,

"I glanced over at Fang who just walked into the car, not wanting to have any say in this, knowing that if I drove, Aquarius would kill him, but if she drove, I would kill him, so I glanced over Iggy who was 'looking' down guiltily.

"Okay" I said,

"But you better be a better driver than I am"

5 minutes later…

We were all in the car, ending up with Total and I next to Aquarius who was up in the driver's seat, and everybody else was smashed into the back like a can of sardines,

"Gee, we have SO much room back here" Iggy stated sarcastically,

"Well if you want, we can throw Total back there too" Aquarius said smiling,

"NO!" Everybody screamed in unison,

"Hey!" Total said,

I tried my best no to laugh, but when I remembered who was driving, I didn't have to try anymore,

"Where to, captain!" Aquarius said, pulling out and placing an old black and white hat I didn't know she had on top of her head and stretching out her legs to the pedals,

"Uh, whichever way got you here" I said, unsure of myself,

Aquarius started driving forward until she found a clearing where she could turn, and with that, we were actually off.

15 minutes later…

"Go you jack-" Aquarius began, stopping herself before the finished the last word,

"Well excuse me, but I can't help it the moron won't just move forward!" she said, defending herself,

I rolled my eyes and looked back forward to the cars that finally had begun to move, we all sat in silence as Aquarius drove… and I realized something, we were alive.

"Well of course we're alive Max! Aqua drives better than you!" Angel said, shutting her mouth instantly,

I didn't bother to glare at her because, a) she was right, and b) she's only six,

I saw Aquarius bring her attention back from Angel to the road, when she saw how behind we were, she mumbled something to herself and sped up really fast… too fast.

Earsplitting sirens went off and Aquarius smacked her head,

"What a great time to get stuck back in traffic!"

She pulled the car over and started speaking to us,

"Shut up, let me do the talking, and go with the plan by nodding whenever you have to"

Aquarius rolled down the car window and started,

"¡Hóla!" she said in a thick Spanish accent, the police officer asked,

"May I see your license ma'am?"

She put on a fake confused face and asked,

"¿Qué? (What?)"

"How old are you?" he asked, his face becoming hard,

"Mi cumpleaños es el ocho de enero. (My birthday is January 8th.)" she lied,

"What? I'm sorry, but do you even speak English?" he asked,

"Si, Me llamo Jennifer. (Yes, my name is Jennifer)" she said, making sure to confuse him,

"No… are your parents with you?"

"No, I don't… know where… burger king… is" she said, acting like she was trying to understand and speak English,

"No, I mean, where are you're parents" the officer said, getting annoyed,

but then he caught sight of us in the car and asked,

"Are any of those people related to you?" he asked,

"Don't call… my… la madre (mother) fat!" she yelled, acting like she thought he said something else,

Aquarius started pointing to me and said,

"She… very… skinny, see!" Aquarius yelled, acting like she was about to smack him,

"No-" but Aquarius cut him off,

"Go?" she asked,

"No!" he yelled as Aquarius began to go forward,

"Okay, I go, Adiós (Goodbye)!" she yelled, quickly throwing her foot onto the gas pedal,

"Why was I the mother?" I asked,

"Because you're the oldest and-" she started,

"I don't even want to hear the end of that sentence" I said,

Everything was quiet only five seconds before we all burst out laughing, even Fang, but our little parade didn't last very long before we heard sirens going off again,

Crap.

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Sorry if any of the chapter was confusing/boring, it was mostly just like filler stuff, and I felt like giving you a longer chapter since I haven't gotten the chance to update this story in a while… REVIEW PLEASE!