#87: Mother
-Sunpies-
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"Is your mother's hair pink?" Neji asked groggily.
Sakura smiled to herself as she flashed a small light in each of his eyes. His normal reflexes were all right, but she just wanted to make sure before she sent him back onto active duty. "Yes it is." As soon as she released his chin his head started to wobble. "That must have been some hit you took, Hyuuga-san. I'm going to recommend to the Hokage that she take you off the rosters for a week, how does that sound?"
She honestly expected him to sullenly stop talking to her after that, instead he nodded dumbly.
"Poor Neji-chan." Sakura chuckled as she left; it seemed the poor ANBU captain was as harmless as a kitten when he wasn't in his right mind.
"You probably shouldn't reproduce." He mumbled groggily, almost to himself. Unfortunately Sakura, only half way out of the room, heard him perfectly.
"What?"
"If pink is a dominant hair color, any son you had would inherit it."
Sakura was torn between laughing at his logic and wanting to kill him. "Maybe he would like pink hair." She said at last.
Neji shook his head and moaned in the negative. "Ridiculous color for hair."
The childish place inside of Sakura was trying to decide if having ten pink-haired children, just to spite the Hyuuga, would be going too far.
#87: Mother
-Sunpies-
For Lady Silvamord