DISCLAIMER: We don't own them … just Cliff and he's not worth much!

Misbehaving

Cliff grabbed his stomach, feeling a wave of indigestion hit him. He had to be dreaming. This couldn't be real. Cliff pinched himself, checking to see if he was dreaming …

The one called Emmett put the stove back, trying to make it look a little less dented. Esme and Alice gave him instructions.

Cliff found his eyes trailing after the busty blonde, though. He watched her pass by the gardening section and pick up a pair of branch cutters. Cliff watched, frozen with panic, as the Rose woman approached from behind the brunette girl that was still sitting on the toilet. Rose lifted the cutters, opening them wide.

Cliff was ready to scream for her to stop when a bronze haired boy appeared out of nowhere and scooped the brunette up into his arms. He growled at the blonde. Cliff stuck a finger in his hear and wiggled it around again. Who growls?

"Bella keeps saying she can't wait to be dead," Rose chuckled.

Cliff grabbed his head and shook it. The last thing he needed today was a suicidal girl around all of the sharp objects in this store. What happened to the boring day he'd been looking forward to?

"Not like that Rosalie," the brunette named Bella spat. "I just don't want to be human anymore."

'What?' Cliff screamed in his mind. The girl had to be mental as well as suicidal. This was going to be a really long day.

"I was only kidding around, Edward," Rosalie said. "I thought Bella might enjoy a new haircut. I was only going to give her a little trim."

The boy named Edward lifted Bella bridal style and carried her off toward the lawn tractor section. Cliff watched as the boy set the girl down on her feet. He then sat down on of the deluxe mowers, petting the steering wheel. The Bella girl looked jealous and climbed up into his lap, facing him. The two of them started kissing very passionately, right there on the tractor. Cliff smiled, wondering if his wife would do that with him in their garage later on.

Cliff looked back down at the monitor to see the girl had started unbuttoning her shirt. The boy named Edward pushed her hands away. He unbuttoned the rest of the shirt and took it off. Cliff stood up. He was going to have put a stop to all of this nonsense. He couldn't have a couple of horny teenagers making out in the middle of the home improvement store. He could lose his job and then his wife would never let him hear the end of it.

Cliff was getting ready to walk out the door when he noticed a blonde guy past the tractor area. Cliff hopes the guy won't report the teenagers to management. Suddenly, the blonde guy lunges at the pixie girl called Alice. She starts laughing and running through all of the sample doors as he chases after her. Cliff sits back down in his chair, unsure of what to do. Who does he stop first? He hears Alice call the blonde guy Jasper. Jasper catches a hold of Alice's arm and pulls her to him. The two of them start making out between the doors. Now Cliff had two couples to break up!

Cliff blinked at the monitor, trying to figure out what was going on. It now seemed that everyone in the area where the two couples were was kissing the person standing next to them. The big guy, Emmett, grabs the model, Rosalie, and runs over to the shed displays. They sneak into one of the metal sheds and close the door. Cliff knew who he needed to break up first now.

There were some loud noises coming from the speaker for the shed camera. Cliff leaned into the monitor, only jump away when a person-shaped dent appeared in the side of the shed.

Cliff plopped back into his chair and smiled goofily. He'd finally figured out what was going on. He was dreaming. And since he was dreaming, he was going to enjoy the show. He put up his feet and grabbed another slice of pizza. This was a great dream and a lot more entertaining than the TV shows his wife liked to watch.

Cliff watched as Esme walked through the garden area with two of the floor workers behind her. They were maneuvering full pallets of flowers for the beautiful woman. Cliff heard Esme ask where the rotor-tiller machines were kept.

One of the workers pointed to the shed. Cliff laughed, knowing that was the shed with one of the couples in it. Esme opened the door and her eyes grew wide as she saw the boy, Emmett, and the girl, Rosalie lying on the floor in their underwear.

"Esme!" Rosalie cried.

"Oops," Emmett chuckled.

"Sir! I've never seen these two before in my life," Esme said to the floor worker. She quickly walked away, chuckling to herself.

Emmett got dressed, not bothering to close the door. Rosalie did the same and the two soon walked off in separate directions. Emmett ended up in the tractor section just as the boy, Edward, was redressing his girlfriend. The girl, Bella, didn't seem too happy that they'd stopped making out.

Jasper and Alice had come out of the door display. Alice grabbed Bella and they two of them went off together. Emmett grabbed Edward and Jasper and dragged them over to the power tool section. Cliff chuckled, wishing he had some popcorn for this amazing dream.

"Do you think a diamond drill could get through our skin?" Emmett asked.

Cliff chuckled, knowing a diamond drill would shred this boy's skin.

Edward and Jasper laughed and said, "No."

Cliff thought it was pretty mean of them to trick the big boy like that. He looked a little too easy to fool.

Before Cliff could ponder their strange discussion any further, his attention was drawn to Esme, Alice, and Bella. The three were debating flooring.

Somehow, the boys could hear the conversation, even though they were on the opposite end of the store. Cliff shook his head. Maybe he should really give up mushroom pizza for awhile.

"Jazz, your Alice likes hardwood, huh?" Emmett laughed. "How's that working out for you?"

"Shut up, Emmett!" Jasper yelled.

"Wonder if Carlisle likes Esme's plush carpet," Emmett chuckled.

"They're our parents, you sick freak!" Jasper snarled.

"If you Bella and Berber in the same sentence, I will rip your arms off," Edward threatened Emmett.

Rosalie heard the boys and looked like she was going to go over and fuss them. Cliff couldn't wait. He had really enjoyed her slapping the big boy earlier. But Rosalie got sidetracked when she saw another boy in the store …

Again, this was written by My-Bella and Hellopants. Lots of love to you all!