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Caged Up - Unholy Alliance

After I made the warden a bloody smear on the floor, it all went downhill. Well, for the other side anyway. The girls tore into the guards like a swarm of wasps, every hallway and corridor was filled with the sight of death and dismemberment and the whole prison flooded with the smell of blood. We lost a few of our own, but we massacred them. In the end, we only captured six medical personals, eight guards, counting my two, and a janitor. That wasn't to say they were the only survivors, no, they were the hostages, all nicely locked up in cell block B in their own individual cells. The other survivors were our playthings, the dying and the soon to by dying, all kept alive simply for the girls to unleash their aggression on. I take my part of course, I never knew forcing two married men into sodomy was so much fun.

To the victors go the spoils and we raided plenty of spoils after we gained control of the prison. Not much, but there was a stash of beer hidden in one of the storage rooms near the guard's recreation room. The girls seemed pleased with it but I think I'll check the warden's office later for something stronger. Everyone seemed especially fond of taking back their personal belongings, if nothing else but to change out of their orange prison clothes. They even enjoyed huddling around the boob tube the guards had in their rec room. But the one person who really enjoyed claiming her prize of victory was Lynn when she got the jump on me and kissed me on the lips. I pull my head back when I start feeling tongue. "Lynn, get the hell off me!"

She grins and takes a step back. "Promise is a promise, Shego. Besides, all this death and carnage has really got my motor purring! How about taking me for a ride?"

"Alright Lynn, I'm going to ask you something. Why are you so damn wet about being with me? I thought you weren't a full blown lesbian, I thought that was just from being locked up for so long. What makes me so damn desirable to you?"

She grins, she always grins when she gets like this, it's fucking redundant. "It ain't about cocks or cunts or straight or gay, Go. I get off on pure excitement. And baby, where you go, excitement just seems to run after you. That's why I want Shego; the thrill, the adrenaline, I want to feel alive every second of my life and you're the girl that'll make it happen!"

She really is insane. "You're out of your mind. Aren't you the one who faked her own extreme stunts because you were too chicken shit scared to risk your life?"

"Not all those stunts, just after first season. I loved the thrill doing my show gave me but I had a near death experience during one of the stunts. I wanted to go slow, take a break, but I couldn't resist the money and fame. Staying here, it's great therapy; you don't fear for your life when you've suffered a fate worse than death."

"Alright, I get it now, you're a thrill junkie, I can live with that just fine. But why me? Why not just go out and jump cliffs or go shark skiing or something?"

She slinks to my side and holds onto my arm like some lovesick school girl. "Because you're the ultimate thrill. You're danger, baby, you're blood and death all wrapped up in black and green. You don't even have to touch me, just being near you makes me so fucking wet."

My head's reeling, this is so messed up. "Lynn... no offense but... well, fuck. I just killed dozens of guards in under an hour and loved every second but you... you need some professional psychological help, you're a sick pup."

The girl was unrelenting, she basically tried to straddle me standing. "Oh common, no one kills like that unless they really get off on it. We're the same, you and me, living life on the edge. Just take me with you baby and I'll be the happiest psycho you've ever seen."

This was getting way too weird so I pushed her off. "Look, if you're looking for excitement, I got bad news for you Lynn. I'm done!"

Finally, I'm getting something out of her besides lust, she looks confused. "What? What do you mean you're done? What about your plan, the revolt?"

"Lynn, there is no plan. My whole revolt idea came from seeing Fiona dead on the floor. I was angry, I was pissed, it was like something inside me died. Yeah, I'm proud of what I did here but, hey, guess what, I don't have a fucking clue what to do with a prison full of violent criminal women. Hell, we're probably surrounded outside by the local police already."

"Wait... no, this can't be it. This can't be how it ends!"

"I'm afraid so Lynn. I'm not a big picture girl, I don't have a grand scheme to get us all out of here, I don't know how we can top what we've just did. Hell, I probably just doomed us all to a flaming, bullet-ridden death but hey, it was fun while it lasted."

"No! You can't do this! You can't just give up! There's got to be something else! You can't just expect us to all hang around waiting for death like Electronique!"

Great, now she's whining. I think I was better off when Camille was... wait, what did she say? "Did you just say... Electronique? Why did you just bring her up?"

My surprise was enough to pull Lynn from her episode but she seemed uninterested in the subject. "Well, no one's really seen her lately but there are rumors... I just never bother you with gossip during our little get togethers. Anyway, rumor is that when they brought in Electronique, she was too dangerous to be left in a regular cell. They tried cuffing her with rubber but she still found ways to shock the guards. So, they just caged her in the basement, away from everyone else, just left her down there to die."

I might not have had a plan before but I think I'm getting inspired. "Can you take me to the basement Lynn?"

She crosses her arms in a childish huff. "What's in it for me?"

"Lynn."

"I'm not taking you anywhere unless I get something in return."

This is getting ridiculous. "Fine, what do you want?"

She looks away for a moment but then back at me. There's sadness in her eyes. "Just let me tag along with you, wherever you're going. I don't want to be in prison anymore... I just want the kind of life you've been living, real villainy, not just fame and publicity."

I'm cautious, she did try grinding herself on me a second ago. "That's all?"

"Hey, I know you don't swing that way, least not with me. I'm still dead sure you're full on bull dyke for Possible but I'll keep my hands to myself, I'll stop trying to touch you... until you change your mind, that it."

I roll my eyes but I figure it's the best I'll get from her. "Alright, Lynn. You and me, together. Just not... together. Now, Electronique?"

The compromise seemed enough to appease Lynn... for the moment. She leads me around the prison to a locked double door. A quick energy blast later, we push them open and begin our decent. It's dark except for a dim light at the bottom. The faint sound of drips can be heard echoing from the bottom along with something else. The farther we go downstairs, the clearer the second sound becomes. It's someone talking. A few steps before the bottom, I could see that the rumor was true; Electronique, wrapped head to toe in rubber, only with her mouth and eyes exposed, chained to the wall with plastic restraints. I thought she was talking while we were making our way down here but now I can hear it as singing, though her voice sounded very weak. "Bright... little light bulb, shining on my head. Bright little light bulb, lighting up the bed. Bright... little... light bulb, make my... eyes go red... Bright... little light bulb, now I drop... dead."

She seems to be focusing on a single light bulb dangling on a thin line. I'm no expert, but I think she's cracked her lid. Apparently Lynn thought so too. "Well, I guess she fried a circuit but she's still alive. Why did you want to see her anyway?"

I shrug but I actually did have my reasons. Electronique, before I changed sides, she was my arch nemesis. Sure, I was part of a team but my brothers relied so much on their powers, she always knew how to neutralize them. It always used to come down between me and her, a seemingly never ending struggle for good and evil and all the shit. The more I think about, the more I start to realize she played a major part in my decision to change sides. Back when I was labeled more "the green girl" in school than the hero of Go City, she always seemed so confident, so strong. She looked different, I looked different, but she never seemed to let it bother her, she always seemed to be above such things. I might've always beaten her but I secretly wanted to be more like her. Well, I might not be an electricity spitting super genius but I guess I am more like her now, it's just sad to see her reduced to this. I walk toward her. "Electronique? You still firing enough brain synapses to remember me?"

She looks down from the bulb, her eyes are yellow, I've never seen her without her goggles before. "Shego... I apologize... but I think you're nose... is to be missing..."

She's out of it alright, same accent, different mind set. "Hold on Sparky, I'm going to get you down." I tear off the plastic restraints and do my best to hold up her limp, motionless body as it falls, much to Lynn's chagrin I would imagine. "Common, we'll get you some food, some water, a little medical help."

Her voice is soft but it sounds lucid enough. "No... need... power."

"What?"

"Power... need... power."

I look around and I see an outlet with a plastic cover. Of course, I forgot that she's hooked on electricity like a junkie. She doesn't need food, she needs a recharge. I drag her over and yank off the cover. "Bon appetite, electric freak."

She throws herself on it and start sucking on the outlet like it's her mother's teat. I can hear the crackle of static electricity, I can see the single light bulb dim and flicker from the power surge. She must be famished, she's making up for months and months of depravation. It's a sad sight but after about a minute, she pulls her head back and lets out a satisfied moan. "Yes... it is good to be fully charged again... like being reborn." She looks at me, her eyes are lively now, tiny arcs of static energy dance on those yellow marbles in her head. "Shego, such a pleasure to see you again. I'm not sure whether to embrace you as my savior or remove your spine as my most hated enemy!"

I just smirk. "Well you better do the second thing because I have enough trouble with women trying to rub up against me."

I can see Lynn get upset out the corner of my eye but Electronique just laughs. "Oh, Shego. Still with the smart mouth and sharp wit. I am glad that, at least, has not changed since we last fought. If I had known about your... life style change during our last encounter."

I wave it off. "Look, I don't really want to relive my time as a substitute goody tow-shoes. Actually, that reminds me, shouldn't you be incredibly nice right now?"

"Ah, yes, well, you and your brothers were unaware of the fail safe in added to the Reverse Polarizer," she said as she began walking toward us. "I had predicted the possibility of having the device used on me so I made sure that the effects wore off after twenty days. I estimated with that much time, I would either be bored using Team Go as my personal slaves and kill them once and for all or simply reapply another dosage and continue using you as my lackies. Now then, if you can be so kind, blonde girl, my suit is in a cabinet in the corner over there. Shego, if I may be so forward as to ask you to liberate me of this infernal suit?" she asked before turning her back to me.

Lynn looked reluctant so I turned to her. "Just do it." She glares at the back of Electronique's head but she goes off to the corner. Meanwhile, I try looking for a zipper or some buttons until I figure out her rubber one-piece is more of a wrap. Carefully, I started inching my claw down her back, ripping the casing in two. "So, you seems a lot more lucid now. Not to mention you seem to be miraculously over your muscular dystrophy."

I can hear her laugh as I start kneeling down to keep my cutting clean. "Oh Shego, you should not expect my body to be as fragile as that. I need only a strong current to flow through my body to keep my mind sharp and my body strong. Honestly, you insult me for thinking something as trivial as being chained to the wall for over a year would break me."

"Well, sorry if I've offended the all powerful queen of Radio Shack Now, do you want me to keep going because that'll be going into ass territory and I charge extra for that."

"No, I can make due on my own. Thank you for the assistance."

Lynn came back with a dusty box that had Electronique's name scribbled on it and she just dropped it on the floor. "There, here's your rags bitch."

Electronique didn't turn around but she did respond as she started to yank off her rubber mask. "My, aren't you a tasteful girl. Just turn around and leave me to my privacy."

I turn but I have to force Lynn to do the same. I guess she was losing patience. "Why do you want to help this bitch anyway Shego? I can't understand half the shit she's saying and she's a fucking ego maniac, maybe even worse than Camille."

"Simple; I just go with the flow but we need a plan. As long as I've known her, Electronique is always a big picture girl. If we want this revolt to go anywhere, we're going to need a thinker like her or we might as well just quit right now."

"We don't need the uppity cunt, let's just keep killing until we're home free."

"Yeah, that'll work. We got lucky this time because those guards weren't expecting all of us to come at them like that and we cut them off from the armory. We need a plan."

I guess she overheard us because Electronique threw in her two cents. "And you shall receive your plan and your freedom." I turn just as she was snapping on her goggles. Now she looked like the Electronique I remembered. She passes her hands through the thick ropes of wires that made up her hair with a blissful smile and sparks of static shock jumping between the locks. "Ah, so good to be in the old suit again. It is like... how you say?"

I smirk. "Like being embraced by your lover?"

She smirks back at me. "We have become quite similar, haven't we little Shego? Of course, you are no longer little Shego, you are now a fully grown villainess. I am only sorry I did not know this in our last encounter, perhaps we could have made a formidable team."

"We still can. I can really use your help here. What do you say, join forces?"

I extend my hand and waited. She just looked at me, her eyebrows furrowed and her expression was pretty serious. I actually felt a little nervous there, I wasn't sure if she had enough energy or not to send a lightning bolt up my nose. Finally, she smiled wickedly and grasped tightly to my wrist. "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful and unholy relationship, yes?"

My lips stretch out far and I flash a grin as I think of all the havoc and mayhem we three could do together. "Oh yes, and this is only just the beginning."