Well I did originally upload a different version ... but it was just so bad! The grammar was intensly poor (And i hate poor grammar!)

So i re-wrote it (don't hate me)

Disclaimer: If I did own Naruto (Which I don't) there would be far more pairings!

Fitting In

Chapter 2 – Classifications

Let me tell you this now: BUSES DO NOT HAVE HEATING! By the time the double decker finally rolled into school at 8:30am my little toe had probably gone black from frost bite and get this: I couldn't even feel my ears!!! Well I don't think you ever can, but that is not the point! I'm going to write a letter to the prime minister and demand that every bus in the whole country has a heater installed! If he doesn't meet my demands then I will be forced to dance like a penguin in the streets as a form of protest! That is how passionately I feel about the subject!!

"Come on Sak lets get you into the school before your eyeballs freeze over!" Ino sang in my ear as she jumped off the bus and onto the pavement, dragging Hinata and myself with her. I felt incredibly sorry for the Pale eyed girl (who is very nice by the way!), she looked like the last thing she wanted was to be pulled mercilessly out into the icy wind that was whipping its way amongst the students currently dispersing from our bus.

"Ino why are you so happy? It is cold! It is windy! And above all it is SCHOOL!!!" Hinata moaned, before allowing the blonde to pull her way from the immense throng and through the front doors of the sinister looking building that was Konoha high.

"Because my dear sweet friend, despite the cold, wind and the fact this is school I get

to be the lucky person to explain to Sak about the wonders of our schools clics!!" She replied brightly.

Well she had officially lost me! What the hell did she mean by a clic?? Did I have to click my fingers and hope to be transported away form this insane place into a realm where seagulls had more than 2 eyes?

"Um what exactly is a clic?"

Well I had to ask even if it did make me look like a retard! Like mum likes to say, "If you don't ask you don't know!"

"A clic! Duh!" Ino said, but upon seeing my rather blank expression, her face fell as she realised that I actually really had no clue what the hell it was.

"Oh! Right well clics are like classifications! Everyone in the school has their very own classification or "Clic" that they belong to! Take me for example! I am a chav and Hinata here is a geek! You can recognise the chavs pretty easily due to our tendency to wear our school collars flipped up, or if that fails the Burberry and Fred Perry is a dead give away! We have a bad reputation, but in this school we're harmless! The geeks are insanely smart! They tend to hang out in the library. Hinata here has an IQ of 150! She's, as Tsunade likes to call: The gem of the school! They're mostly antisocial, but Hinata is an exception! Are you with me so far?"

I nodded. I mean I understand what she's saying, but it's a lot to take in! And trust me the way Inos saying it sounds like she swallowed a textbook or something!

"Awesome right next we have the emos!" She gestured to a group of students clad in black, with "My Chemical Romance" and "HIM" hoodies, bags and jackets.

"They are all into lots of emotional rock and love to wear black. Eyeliner is like the god that they bow down too, as are straightners and hair dye. This applies to all of them, boys and girls! Just F.Y.I, Sasuke Uchiha is part of that clic. He is HOT!! And when I say hot I mean INSANELY HOT! He has like his own group of fans that follow him everywhere, but stay back girl cos he is all mine!" Ino explained as she stared longingly at a boy with black, longish hair that flopped over his eyes.

Yeah, Ino was right, he was gorgeous. Tall and pretty well built wearing black skinny jeans and our white school shirt and black tie, which he has customised with badges. If it weren't for the fact that Ino had just claimed him (or the fact he had a large group of girls flitting around him like flies to cat poo) then I would have fallen for him there and then! Obviously I exercised self-control!

I think I deserve a medal for it as well!

"Moving on, we have the skaters who like to skate (Obviously), The Indies, that are all really unique and to be honest total peace loving weirdoes, and finally the Greebos!" Ino concluded whilst gesturing to various clusters of people.

"Listen Sakura the Greebos are bad news" Hinata said sharply, as she glanced at the group of teenagers in the corner.

"Hinatas right they are complete Psychopaths! Everyone steers clear of them, even the teachers. The girl with the blue hair, Konan, she only get away with the dye job, because she broke her ex boyfriends arms after he cheated on her, and she threatened to do the same to old lady Tsunade when she was told to dye her hair back. And don't even get me started on Haku. That madman shot my brother in the shoulder when he refused to let him into his pub! … I think you get the picture Sakura." Ino added, whilst steering me towards a near bye bench.

I looked at the person that she pointed out as being Haku.

"Darn and she looks so innocent!" I laughed, which promptly made Hinata and Ino to look at me with knowing eyes.

"Sak Haku is no girl. He is 100 percent guy. Yep 100 percent transsexual man. And you had best believe it!" Ino chuckled.

HOLY CRAP! A guy? But he looked so flipping feminine! He was wearing a skirt and everything. Actually that is extremely disgusting; he hadn't even bothered to shave!

I think I'm going to puke!

"Ok right I had better get you to the school office to sort out your timetable and tutor group, we'll catch you later Hinata!" Ino said, before waving goodbye to the raven-haired girl and dragging me by the elbow towards a reception area near the front doors.

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After walking around for what felt like 8 days I finally managed to get to G16 where my tutor was supposedly based. So now what the hell did I do? I mean was I just meant to knock? Or walk in like I knew what I was doing?

Well the lesser of the 2 sounds like the best bet.

"Ahah! We have a wonderfully new and youthful student to join the realms of our tutor group of 11Gai! Welcome my dear girl!" came a booming voice as I stepped into the small classroom (well more of a science lab actually, which is pretty obvious seeing as I had ended up in the science corridor).

The man that had addressed me was … Oh my god what the hell is with his hair? It's like a black greasy bowl cut! And his eyebrows look like they're hiding some kind of Alaskan fugitive inside them! Honestly they were that big and bushy! Had this guy not heard of tweezers??

"Um hi"

Yeah what do you think I was going to say? "Oh dear god get that poor Alaskan out of your eyebrows before he suffocates?" because that would SO be a smooth way of starting the school day! NOT!

"Right class this is Sakura she's from …" the man checked the file in front of him before continuing "… Oh how lovely Morlaix in France! Anyway let us make our French friend very welcome! Bonjour Sakura!" he said with a big smile and incredibly bad French accent.

What a pillock! Oh god I think I should head him off before he starts trying to speak slowly and clearly or even worse in bad French!

"Actually I speak English thanks! I was born in this country after all!" I said, whilst he ushered me to a spare seat in the front of the class.

"Oh well that makes life easier! I'm Gai by the way and will be your tutor for the whole of year 11!"

After that he finally left me alone. The boy that I was sitting next too was pretty goofy looking, with bright blonde hair and brilliant blue eyes. The kind of person that you could tell befriended anything that stood in his way, girls, boys, teachers, small poisonous reptiles … the lot!

"Hey There I'm Naruto!! Sorry about Gai, he can be a bit … well you've seen how he is! I wouldn't worry about it though, he's a good teacher!"

"He is the best! You would do to model yourself upon him dear Sakura, for he has an amazing example to set and so much youthful wisdom!" cried a boy sitting behind me.

Holy crap he was like a Gai look-alike! Bowl hair, bushy eyebrows to hide a Mexican maybe (well the Alaskan was in Gais brows so I guess he had to make do with a Mexican and it's sombrero!).

"I am Lee and I shall ensure that you live through high school!" he added sticking his thumb up at me in a strange pose.

"Ignore bushy brows he worships the particles of the earth that Gai stand on!" Naruto sighed as he whacked Lee around the head.

"Yeah I could tell! Listen could you tell me where L13 is? I've got Maths with Jariya next and I have no clue where I'm meant to head to!" I replied.

The blondes face lit up and his mouth stretched into a wide and toothy grin.

"I sure can! That's where I'm off too next! No fear Sakura I'll get you there in one piece!" He replied.

Well that is one big relief! I was starting to implode from the pressure of finding my next lesson alone!! After a bit of observation it looked like Naruto was in the Skater clic. Ok it was extremely obvious thanks to the skateboard sticking out of his bag!

Lee was so blatantly a Geek, as he was now sticking his nose into a beaten copy of Nicholas Nickelby by Charles Dickens. Believe me only some kind of genius could fully understand the crazy language in that book! My mum tried to force it upon me when I was 11 and living in America. Lets just say after the first chapter I think my brain tried to commit suicide!

This clic thing isn't really so hard I guess! Though if I'm honest I can't say I totally agree with it! I mean we're all humans we don't need any classifications or labels for that matter! What do they think we are? Cans of soup?

Well I guess It's one of those love it or fall down an elevator shaft type situations.

What a pain!

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Jariya was old! Really old! With long wild grey hair and stupid face tattoos! You could completely tell that he was the sort of person who would probably mosh like a lunatic back when he was younger! Because of this I guess I thought he was going to be pretty cool! I mean my dad was a 70's rocker and an 80's punk! And trust me even though he ended up in the RAF he is so laid back it's unreal!

I could not have been more wrong about Jariya though!

"Young girl, you may be new but your hair colour is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!" The old man yelled as I walked through the classroom door after Naruto.

"Um… I'm sorry what?"

"You heard me! Pink hair is not tolerated in this school! You are not entitled to dye your hair any distracting colours!"

OK this guy had problems! Though the hair thing is something I'm used to, I was definitely going to fight my corner! I mean I am not going to have some aged uptight rocker tell me that I had fake hair!

"Sir my hair is naturally pink! It isn't dyed!"

"That is a lie! If there is one thing I really can't stand it is Liars! Now sit down and stop making a scene in my class and so help me if your hair isn't back to its natural colour by tomorrow I will report you straight to tsunade! She will definitely not be lenient on your punishment for breaking school rules!"

"BUT IT IS NATURAL!!"

Ok I yelled! Wouldn't you have though? This guy had to be taking the chocolate bourbon! It pissed me off!

"THAT'S IT YOU WILL NOT BACK CHAT ME! DETENTION AFTER SCHOOL!! NOW SIT DOWN!!"

So I sat down. First day and I had an after school detention! This sucked!

You know what maybe I should just dye my hair a normal colour! I don't exactly want this to happen again any time soon!

Poor sakura it sucks when people call you a liar when your telling the truth!

I'm happier with that chapter!

-Hits author on the head-

DAMN IT I WANTS THE NEXT CHAPPY!!

-Realises that I am the author-

Oh crap … who was that random kid that I hit?

-Sweeps body under carpet-

Anyways…

Next chapter will be up soon, even though I know it was meant to be today!

Please review! I want to know exactly what you think of it so far! Trust me this is going to be GOOD!!