Wow, it's been a while huh? Been busy and still will be busy. I joined Speech and Debate which will take up weekends and weekdays but I'm having fun!
The man's request was an odd one, join his organization and get benefits while helping in a reformation of some sort. He and Aku conversed. Seeing as they nothing better to do, it had benefits, the outfit was pretty nifty, and they could be protected from enemy's, it seemed like a pretty sweet deal.
"Fine, we'll join, but we need to know more about what we're doing within a reasonable amount of time."
"And how are we supposed to fit in that uniform of yours? You have noticed the giant leaves around our head right?" Akusaid sarcastically pointing to the leaves for emphasis with the left hand.
"Not to worry, my other associates have talents and we can fit you into a uniform." Pein said smiling.
Aku and Zetsu both took time to absorb that bit of information.
"So you mean..." Zetsu began. "...That our future teammates are a bunch of sewing machine sissies! I thought we were joining an s ranked evil organization not a sewing club!" Aku finished angrily.
Pein looked amused at their reaction then said, "No no, they just have certain hobbies they use when we need cloaks repaired or other needs have to be met."
"Okay, so...I guess we're with you then. Now what?"
The man known as Pein smiled in a creepy way for the billionth and standing up said, "You get to meet the team." Then he formed a hand sign and they both dissipated into a puff of smoke.
"So this is the new recruit you were telling us about Leader- sama." A hefty shadow said to Zetsu's left.
"Hey, A fellow weird looking ninja, welcome to the group kid!" a tall, fish eyed shadow said grinning in the darkness
Currently Zetsu stood in a very dark cave standing on what appeared to be a giant finger attached to a giant hand with seven others standing on other fingers. Zetsu had already been introduced to Konan, Pein, and Kazuku when he had gotten his outfit. And so far he was pretty happy with his decision. Most of the people he had seen so far were equally odd looking and didn't judge him like the others did. He wouldn't be paired up and would be used for stealth and tracking missions.
"Okay Zetsu, go ahead and introduce yourself to the others," the leader's silhouette said.
"Um... Hi, we're Zetsu and Aku. I'm from the hidden grass, Aku here is from my head."
For one moment there was a stifling silence, then a few chuckles were heard.
The fish eyed silhouette spoke chuckling in between every few words. "Wow, and I though I was weird! Seriously man were you dropped on your head as a baby?"
"Kisame, be quiet.," the shorter body said eying him with red eyes. "He is not insane, he has two different chakra signatures in his body."
The fish eyed man instantly clammed up and everyone who hadn't already seen him stared at him, making him feel very uncomfortable.
"Okay, okay, leave them be boys, you're making them uncomfortable." Pein said waving his hand gaily . By then, Zetsu was hiding in his new cloak and his fly trap was closed around his face.
As time passed he got to meet the other members in person inside their "house hideout." Sasori had greeted him stiffly then shuffled into his room without another word. Orochimaru had greeted him formally then observed him with curiosity before going out to look for more "test subjects." Itachi didn't say anything and just sipped his coffee apathetically. Kisame was the only one who had introduced himself warmly and apologized for his earlier comment. Now sitting in the sun working on a garden Zetsu pondered his new teammates. They were certainly just as odd as he was and even the more normal looking ones treated him as if he was a regular person. Smiling slightly he placed the daisy into the shallow hole and covered it with more earth. Suddenly a pathetic crying noise was heard from the house and the front door slammed open. Looking up Zetsu saw a distressed and crying Orochimaru in his casual outfit holding a suitcase.
"I'm never coming back to this organization, you hear! I'm sick of all your 'pedophile' jokes Itachi! I NEVER want to see you again!" And with that he stormed off, tears flying dramatically and leaving behind a very confused Zetsu.
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