GUESS WHAT! I have the -censored- flu!!!!
Chapter Three!
Day (or night) Something:
Yo, diary! I think I am officially insane, isn't that nice?! I miss talking to things that reply. Oh well. They would probably run away screaming as soon as I opened my mouth, that's how far gone I am.
Something is happening. The dumb bug is moving a lot.
OW! OW! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those yellow haired idiots are fighting Cell again!
-censored- it! I hate them! The stupid -censored-!! Now Cell is flying!
...I never knew androids could feel motion sickness.
After much disgusting throwing up:
Ok, we're landed. At last.
Awwww, man! I hear my sister's voice. Does the -censored- want to get herself killed? Stupid -censored-!!!!!!! And 16's here too, -censored- it!!!!
My dumb sister is screaming. I hope Cell doesn't eat her too... hey, don't look at me like that. I could use the company, that's all.
Cell is glowing, it hurts my eyes! I hate him, the -censored-!
After waking up:
My sister has been absorbed too, isn't that the greatest!!! I love her sooooo much! Let me record myself talking to her!!!!!
AUDIO TRANSCRIPT:
Juu: Oh, 18, I love you!
18: Shut up and quit talking to me, idiot. I GOT EATEN BY A -censored- BUG!!!!!!!!!
Juu: So did I, but you don't see ME freaking out, do you!!!!
-Manical Laughter-
18(after a loooooong pause): Right. Umm, whatever you say...
Juu: You know I really really love you, really really really really really truly do?
18: I think you already said that...
END TRANSCRIPT
Oh, I have company! I love her, I really do.
The world is so beautiful, even in this -censored- bug!
An excerpt from 18's diary:
I have been eaten by that -censored- monster. My brother is down here too, unharmed- if you can call it that. I seriously fear for his sanity, and mine if I have to stay here much longer...
Goodbye for now.
The beautifully perfect cyborg,
Juuhachi- san
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