AUTHORS NOTE-

Blue&Doors: We're sitting here in the upper circle at the Coronet Theatre watching an interesting scene being played out during the film's adverts...

Sooo, Potter, what you doing here at this time of night, huh???

Waiting for you, of course.

Okaaaay, this is rather awkward now.

I'm finding it quite funny, actually.

Really now, why is that?

'Cause our authors have just discovered they bear a striking resemblance to each of us.

Apparently I, Draco Malfoy, look remarkably like Blueribon...minus being a girl, of course...I'm a guy and proud of it muhahahaa!

And I look like (poor vocab, by the way) Doors apparently...except she's a girl and wears nicer glasses...

Hey you'd make a nice looking girl though there...

And now I'M scared!!!

Hey where do you think this was headed to begin with?

I can't remember...I was distracted by the random direction in which this conversation headed...tangents are NEVER good things...in maths OR conversations!!

Ooo soo many maths jokes...'cause we're gonna integrate back to the story now

Oh, but this was gonna be interesting too...damn distractions

Come on, Harry dear, let's sit down on those comfy cinema seats and get out the popcorn…we don't have to watch what they're doing to our story hint, hint...

You just don't love me anymore, do you, Drakey? You'd find any excuse to abandon me! FAKE SOBS

WAH?!?!?! Of course I love you common I'm here ain't I!!!

Only 'cause Blueribon wrote you to be here! Evil child of a Death Eater!

I AM NOT THE 'EVIL' SON OF A DEATH EATER!!!...

Oh yeah, I forgot your super sexy behind...but you're still evil!

So I'm the evil child of a death eater with a sexy behind...and you'd know all about that wouldn't you...

What are you insinuating, my dear childhood arch-rival turned teenage crush?

Oh, just that (and at this point, Blueribon takes a ten-minute break to think of a come-back!) (Hey I lost my train) (That's no excuse...now carry on typing before we lose readers!) (Have you seen the size of my train...its a TRAIN FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!...ok) as a teenage crush you spent a lot of time...gazing...at mon derriere

And you don't spend your time watching mine?

...

Are you blushing, my Ice Prince?

No. You're just so damned hot, I'm melting here

Awww...that's the sweetest thing anyone has EVER said to me...except what you said to me when you were drunk at the last premiere party...

I TOLD YOU NEVER TO BRING THAT UP AGAIN...hmm but it is true though...

Shall we go and have a private moment while the next chapter is being shown?

Need you ask... lead the way

AUTHORS ENTER THE STALLS (FOR THE LAST FEW MINUTES, WE HAVE BEEN WALKING DOWN STAIRS, THEREFORE MISSING SOME OF THE CONVERSATION!!)

Doors: I wonder where Draco and Harry went?

Blue: Don't worry, they're making out in the men's...it's Hermione and Blaise I'm worried about

Doors: Oh, they're in the ladies...hang on, how do YOU know where Draco and Harry are???

Blue: Ahh Dumbledore never reveals his secret ...(so why should I?)

Doors: I worry about you sometimes, you know that? You are able to get the Potter Puppets into EVERYTHING...and that's NOT a good talent to have!

Blue: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape...hang on, where did that come from??

Doors: I don't know but that's going to be stuck in my head ALL NIGHT NOW!!!! I hate you sometimes, Blue!

Blue: You know you love me really!!! And how now we have officially pissed off our readers perhaps its time to run and hide!!!!

Doors: I agree with you! Unless...we bribe them all with Chinese meals and cookies (that's why I love you half the time!)

Blue: Come to the author's side we have cookies...and we're sparkly!

SHOUTS CAN BE HEARD OFFSTAGE "GET ON WITH IT!"

Doors: Do you hear the people sing...of their hatred of this random convo? Should we run now?

Blue: Yeah but first...this is the first of many adverts in our story so get used to them!!!!!

RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN FFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doors appears, from around a corner: The hyperness comes from the fact that we have both had Chinese for dinner and are now high on sweet and sour sauce...so NOT our fault...unless you blame it on Blue, who ORDERED the sweet and sour sauce! I'll be off now before you kill me! Bye bye!