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Life is so Unpredictable

By: Caylyn O'Sullivan

Chapter 11: Pregger Potion

Last time on Life is so Unpredictable:

Hermione walked swiftly towards Draco and tapped him on the shoulder. He turned and his eyes shot open as his face was leveled with her ginormous belly, "You rang?" She said in a very sweet voice

Now on Life is so Unpredictable:

Weasley

Ginny sat in the living room twiddling her fingers waiting for Hermione to return, where is she? She kept thinking. Finally she decided to go and get her from work so, she thought of the pregnant Hermione and aparated there, which she found was a great mistake for she was in a muggle area and she wasn't of age till next week.

"Ginny are you crazy!" Hermione said seeing Ginny land behind the counter, where luckily no one was.

Before Draco even had time to say a simple 'Hi' to Hermione, she dashed away to help Ginny.

Ginny stood up telling the confused cook that she was alright and saw Hermione walking away from Draco Malfoy. She growled then suddenly realized that Hermione was in her pregnant form. Worried she ran over to Hermione before Hermione could make it half way across the small café. "Hermione Malfoy's here and he's looking at you," Ginny whispered in Hermione's ear.

"I know, I was just about to say hi to him."

"You aren't telling him it's his are you?"

"No, I'm not. I'm going to say that I was hiding it in the magic world because I was ashamed and then I'm going to say it's my muggle boyfriends, and that he won't commit,"

"Why are you going to say he won't commit?"

"Because, I don't know if he asks to meet him I'll tell him that."

"You know Hermione we have been off school for four months and you look way more than four months pregnant, you should say that you slept with someone else in Hogwarts, it might hurt him, but who cares."

Hermione looked over her should at Draco sitting the corner. She smiled and murmured "To tell you the truth…I do,"

"What!"

"Gin, he said he loves me, twice and he won't stop at anything just to say hi to me. To tell you the truth he was asking me to lunch in Diagon Alley, when you and Harry came. Gin I don't want him killed so I'm not telling him that the kid is his because…because his father will surely kill him."

"Oh, Hermione…fine go talk to him, but then you have to leave so we can go shopping!"

"And I need to buy some more pregger potion,"

"Ok, now go," Ginny said then went and sat at a table.

Hermione walked back over to the table where Draco was sitting. "Hi," She said standing in front of him.

"Hey, um…have a seat," He said and gestured to the empty chair across from him.

Hermione hesitated for a moment before sitting down with her legs crossed.

"So your preg…"Draco said trailing off.

"Yeah, I was hiding it in Diagon alley yesterday. So what are you doing here, with no Pansy."

"She's dead. Um she had a miscarriage and Voldemort, thought I knew the whole time so he killed her and is looking for me. That's why, I'm in hiding," Draco didn't look at her the whole time.

"Why won't you look at me?"

"Hermione I need to know, is it my baby?"

"No,"

Draco looked up briefly. "Who's is it?"

"Well that's really none of your business now is it?" Hermione said with a slight smirk.

"I just thought that you don't exactly look four months pregnant so you couldn't have gotten pregnant after school, and with me and you…."silence "twice a day," Draco murmured.

"No Draco the baby isn't yours…-"

"Well I just thought that maybe,"

"Drac…-"

"Hermione you don't have to lie to me you know tha…-"

"She said it isn't your baby leave the poor girl alone!" Tom bellowed.

"Thank you Tom but I can handle this. And Draco, I know it isn't right for me to lie to you. There is a possibility that it could be yours but it doesn't matter. You don't nerd to do a thing. Goodbye Draco." She said getting up and kissing his cheek "I missed you," then she smiled and walked off, giving Chantal a wave good bye before taking off her apron and leading Ginny into the bathroom, then they both aparated to Diagon Alley.

A/N: Hey sorry it's such a short chapter but, I thought it was a good place to end. How about I give you the lyrics of my favorite song to make up for it!!

The Sharpest Lives

By: My Chemical Romance

Well it rains and it pours
When you're out on your own
If I crash on the couch
Can I sleep in my clothes?
'Cause I've spent the night dancing
I'm drunk, I suppose
If it looks like I'm laughing
I'm really just asking to leave

This alone, you're in time for the show
You're the one that I need
I'm the one that you loathe
You can watch me corrode like a beast in repose
'Cause I love all the poison
Away with the boys in the band

I've really been on a bender and it shows
So why don't you blow me a kiss before she goes?

Give me a shot to remember
And you can take all the pain away from me
A kiss and I will surrender


The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead

A light to burn all the empires
So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be

In love with all of these vampires
So you can leave like the sane abandoned me

There's a place in the dark where the animals go
You can take off your skin in the cannibal glow
Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands
Drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, Romeo

I've really been on a bender and it shows
So why don't you blow me a kiss before she goes?

Give me a shot to remember
And you can take all the pain away from me
A kiss and I will surrender

The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead

A light to burn all the empires
So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be
In love with all of these vampires
So you can leave like the sane abandoned me

Oh!

Give me a shot to remember
And you can take all the pain away from me
A kiss and I will surrender

The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead

A light to burn all the empires
So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be
In love with all of these vampires
So you can leave like the sane abandoned me

!!!!YAY!!!!