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Author's Note: "speech" thoughts

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Title: Frankenstein and His Bride
Rating: K
Prompt: 2. A Haunted House
Summary: Family fun at an amusement park attraction

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"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Whoa!…"

Iruka scooped up the young child into his arms when he came barrelling out of the front door of the haunted house attraction.

"What's wrong Obito? Was the Haunted House really that scary?"

Smoothing the silver hair away from his face, Iruka peered into emerald green eyes only a shade darker than their mother's. The six year old huffed and crossed his arms.

"NO!"

"But what about the werewolf and zombie?"

Obito shook his little head. "Uncle Naruto and Uncle Sasuke were too busy arguing."

"Okay then…how about the vampire and the ghost?"

"Auntie Ino was trying to wake up Shikamaru-sensei…he was napping in the coffin."

"Well then, that only leaves Frankenstein and his Bride left."

Noticing the child shiver in his arms, Iruka hugged the boy to him.

What did Kakashi and Sakura do, to frighten Obito so much to make him scream like he did?

"They were really scary, huh?"

Pushing himself away, Obito glared green fire.

"No way Iruka-sensei!"

"Then why did you run screaming out of the haunted house?"

Obito shivered once again and made a funny disgusted face while making gagging noises.

"I saw Mommy and Daddy kissing!"

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