Title: Yaoi Paradise
Chapter: 5? (328)
Rating: M
Pairing(s): wouldn't you like to know. Tee hee.
Beta: Tetsuki
Disclaimer: is YuGiOh! (c) Filled with yaoi, violence, and sex.
No, then I guess I don't own it shrugs.

Summary: Anzu has a theory, she has two weeks to prove this theory to one of her classmates, can she really show that domino high is a yaoi paradise? (Shounen-ai obviously)

Author's note: Author's note: I was going to write how the experts deal with their people, but this fic needs actual shippings', so I will skip those. -- huggles bunny.

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CHAPTER 4 - Status Report

"Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes!" The girl shouted as she walked outside. It was only the fourth day in and she proved that 93 guys in the school were at least bi. And that was without proof of her grade yet. She stepped into the school and into her period one class, advanced art.

"Status report?" Shizuka asked as she sat.

"Well, I got the football team, conquered thanks to Jou, Yami, Malik, and Bakura. Grade nines well that was way to easy, have you seen the fan boys. -- I didn't even need to convince more then half of them they openly admitted to it on screen. I still have 400 or so to go. Now I need to prove the grade 10 and with help from the hottest grade ten in the school, which should be little difficulty."

"Mokuba's on that?"

"Who else? He has gone out with more then half of the male population in grade ten and eleven in our school; it should be a synch for him to prove the other half right?"

"I guess, but what about the rest of the seniors?"

"I know for a fact that.

Midou is with Ginji

Ayumu is with Eyes

Hakkai is with Kougaiji

Kurama is with Yusuke

And Hiei is with Yokou So that's more then 10 right there, plus the four on the football team, adding Jou, Malik, Bakura, and Yami another 4. That makes 22 and there are about 100 more in my grade. Then I haven't started on the grade elevens, I know there are at least 6 couples; I just need the proof which is easy. Also a lot are Mokie's exes. That's about it." Anzu explained thoroughly.

"Wow... I think you might just make it."

"I know I WILL make it"

Ribbon-Chan scowled, mad that Anzu was having such progress and she couldn't really do anything about it, maybe she should go home and finally open that present from Anzu.

Okay, that's it that's all for now, I know I will have some pairings SOON

DON'T LOSE HOPE! Also next chapter will be when ribbon-Chan opens her present :).

REVEIWS

Slave Of Darkness: Glad I helped you like the bandshee - I mean Anzu, don't worry i tend to bash her and avoid her like the plague if i must.

puffin: Don't fret, they are normal, later on :)

Growing Pain: Soon enough? I said I'd be back on monday, and here i am :D