Me: This is awesome: It's all about us!

Katie: It's been all about us for this whole fanfiction. And you're the author, so get the program!!

Me: That's harsh, dude...

Emily: Seriously...

Lee: Kenisha-chan, want to eat some ramen with me?

Me: Hell yeah!!

Katie and Emily: Young love...damn.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, just the characters I create.

Me: I also want to thank OMGltzvicky for reveiwing!!

Chapter Fourteen

"Sakura, move your foot..." "Ughh..." Sakura and Ino had fallen asleep on the couch last night watching Blood +, and Ino had Sakura's foot up her ass. "I'm getting up, you won't let me sleep..." Ino got up and reached for an invisble nightstand and fell over. "OWWW!!!!" (Emily: Now she's wide awake. Haha, you blonde bitch.) Sakura put a couch pillow over her face. "It's too bright in here, turn off the light Ino." "No! Since I'm up you need to get up with me!!" "Ahhh..." Ino pulled on Sakura's feet and dragged her off of the couch with a thump. "OWWWW!!! INOOOO!!!!" Sakura had hit her head on the table. "Get up, I'm hungry," Ino said before going into the kitchen. "Dammit Ino," Sakura said, slowly getting up.

"Lee, is there any good reason why you're sleeping in Kenisha's bed?" Lee had apparently spent the night at TenTen's and crept into Kenisha's bed as she slept. TenTen wasn't liking one bit of it. "Lee, get out of her bed before she wakes up," TenTen hissed angrily. Lee was about to get up but Kenisha just grabbed him and pulled him to her like a teddy bear. (Me: Cuz he's my little teddy bear! Katie: Nice choice of words, you ignorant fool.) "She will not let me go," Lee hissed back, trying to sound mad, but he really wasn't. TenTen sighed angrily. "Fine, stay there, but when she wakes up--nevermind." Kenisha had opened her eyes lazily and took a look around. "Huh?" She peered down and gasped. "OH MY GOD!! TENTEN, WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT????!!!!! WHAT DID I DO--"

"You didn't do anything, stupid. He did." She pointed at Lee, who was smiling nervously. "K-Kenisha-chan--" "Hey Lee-kun!! Can you move, I need to eat...and take a shower." Lee nodded and blushed crimson. "Y-Yes, Kenisha-chan." He got up and faced the both of TenTen. "I have to go back to my home, but I shall return for Kenisha-chan. Can you keep her here for me until then?" Kenisha didn't hear any of this: she had fallen back to sleep. "Yeah...sure," TenTen said in a "That's really messed up" tone. Lee exited the room and TenTen turned to Kenisha. " 'deep breath' KENISHA, LEE'S CHECKING YOU OUT!!!" Kenisha shot up and slapped an invisible person. " 'huff' Jesus Christ, TenTen, you scared the living crap out of me! Where's Lee," Kenisha said, fully awake. TenTen sighed. "He went back to his house, for what I don't know, but you'd better get ready: from what I took from it, it was a date." Kenisha gasped and stepped out of bed, falling to the floor. "Ah, damn..." She got back up quickly. "You saw nothing," she whispered to TenTen before going to her closet and pulled out a thin white turtleneck with long cuffs and dark brown bottoms then got a towel and ran to the bathroom. "3, 2, 1," TenTen said and surely enough, Kenisha screamed "It's t-too c-cold!!"

"I might as well get ready too: to spy on your friend is to be there every step of the way and be neat about it; at least that's how I translated it," TenTen said to herself, going to her closet and getting a black spaghetti top and jeans and grabbed a towel as well. (Emily: Where are you getting all these towels? TenTen: The laundry closet is right next to Kenisha's bedroom, so it's easy for both of us to get to. Emily: Oohh.)

30 minutes later

"You look nice." "So do you: where are you going anyway?" TenTen shrugged. "With the girls, we do this every October. Just hanging out really." Kenisha smiled. "Have fun," TenTen said and walked out...then when she got far enough ran back and jumped stealthily back onto her roof. 'I love my lies,' she thought. Below, Lee had just arrived. He was dressed in a thin black turtleneck, showing his muscles, and brown pants. (TenTen: Finally something other than spandex!!) "Hello, Kenisha-chan. Are you ready to leave?" Kenisha nodded and Lee took her hand and they walked out of TenTen's front door.

"Yes, it's working," Ino said from Sakura's balcony. "Yeah, they're so cute," Sakura agreed. They too were watching Lee and Kenisha's every move, just not constantly hopping around like TenTen was. "Know what? I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up breaking up later on. That's what I saw in movies." "This isn't some movie, Ino!! It's love: just look at them!!"

Meanwhile...

"Lee-kun, where are we going?" Lee smiled brightly. "We are going to a place I love. Trust me." Lee pulled her arm and led her in front of a restaurant with a spicy smell wafting out of it. "Lee-kun, what's that smell," Kenisha asked, curious. "Follow me," he said, and walked in. (Hermione, Emily, Katie: Oh God...) Kenisha's eyes got big and glittery. "CURRY!!!! JA NE!!!!"

"I knew you would like it," Lee said in a matter-of-fact tone. They took off their shoes, got a table, and sat down in front of rich, red, spicy curry. "Itadakimasu," they said together and took their spoons out of a glass of water and took a bite. (Me: "Look Mommy, it's Elmo!!") Their faces turned red, but they kept eating until it was gone, which happened five seconds later.

"That was delicious, Lee-kun. Thanks!!" The two walked out and walked the streets of Konoha again, walking underneath the balcony where Sakura and Ino were sharing a popcorn, watching them. "I wish Sai were like that," Ino said after she swallowed a handful of popcorn. "Sasuke hadn't had a romantic bone in his body; at least that's how I saw him after he opened up. It's sad that all of the good ones are taken," Sakura agreed, taking the popcorn fron Ino's hands. "Hey!!" "Shut up."

"You're doing good, guys," TenTen said fron the tree she was in. Down below, Lee and Kenisha had settled on a bench overlooking a small pond, where orange, yellow, and red leaves were falling, creating little ripples with each drop.

"Hey, Lee-kun," Kenisha said, watching the leaves fall. "Yes, Kenisha-chan?" She scooted closer to him. "I had a good time today; it's good to see you in something other than spandex," Kenisha said, blushing. Lee laughed. "Truthfully, the spandex is really hard to move around in and makes missions in the summer dreadful: I have been trying to convince Guy-sensei to let me stop wearing it," Lee said.

"Then just don't wear the spandex; forcibly defy him if you can't convince him. That's how I got Emily to give me back my teddy bear when I was 5: Snuck it from her and got her diary soaked," Kenisha said proudly. Lee smiled. "Yeah--yeah!! I will defy Guy-sensei!! I will wear something that doesn't hurt my di--oh God, Kenisha-chan!!" Kenisha was blushing furiously and holding her head, digging her fingernails into it.

"Dammit, Lee--you can't say things like that in public: much less in front of your girlfriend," TenTen said with a sigh.

Emily sneezed. "Are you alright, Emily-san," Hinata asked. "Yeah, I'm fine. It's probably Kenisha talking about old times, no big deal," Emily said, returning to her TV show. (Emily: F--king Inuyasha Part II, baby!! Katie: That show doesn't exist. Emily: Well it should!!)
"You are sure you are alright?" "Yeah, Lee-kun, I'm fine," Kenisha said after five minutes of holding her head with her apparently sharp fingernails. They left marks in her scalp. "Did me saying that scare you that much?" Le looked worried, but Kenisha laughed. "You aren't supposed to say those types of things around a girl; especially if that girl is your girlfriend. It leads them to think about things that you don't want to know." Lee nodded. "Yes, I would rather not know." Kenisha leaned on him and sighed. "Lee-kun, you're so stupid sometimes," she said and closed her eyes. Lee smirked and he wrapped his arm around her shoulders. "That is okay, as long as I am with you," he said softly and closed his eyes too, stroking her hair.
"Oh great, you guys came, too?!" "Yeah, what's it to you, oh Weapons Mistress?" Ino and Sakura had came to watch Lee and Kenisha closer and were on the ground when TenTen jumped down from her spot in the tree. "I think they're asleep," Sakura whispered and got up to look. They were indeed asleep: Lee was snoring with his arm over Kenisha's shoulders protectively whilst Kenisha was breathing softly and cuddling closer to Lee. "Awww, come look you guys," Sakura hissed and the blonde and the burnette came over and "awwwed" too. (Me: See, Lee-kun? We're the perfect couple! Lee: That is only because you are hot. Katie and Emily: When will it end?) "Isn't that cute?" "Yeah, they're like me and Neji when I was injured on that mission a year ago," TenTen said, thinking back...(Me: Once again, you are allowed to skip this.)

Mission Protect the Farmer

(Me: I know the title sucks, but I've had writer's block for days now!!)

'I knew this was a bad idea,' TenTen thought as she deflected an oncoming kunai. 'Neji-kun shouldn't have come.' She was constantly thinking about his safety now because these ninja knew the blind spot of the Byakugan. "Dammit, Neji-kun," she cursed as she threw a Demon Wind Shuriken at her enemies.

"What did I do," Neji said as he stopped his enemy's heart. He was constantly on guard and didn't like it. It was supposed to be C ranked mission, protect a farmer from the enemy Land. They didn't realize they had been doing research on the Hyuga. He kicked a guy in the gut and sent him flying. It was too dangerous to use his Byakugan...

"Neji-kun!!" Neji turned at the sound of his name and saw TenTen with a kunai at held at her neck, a dark man behind her. "Give us the farmer, and the girl doesn't get a very painful scratch. You got me?" Neji turned from the farmer to TenTen's frightened face. He couldn't think straight, who could he choose?

"Neji-kun, the mission comes first!! Don't worry about me: I can kick this guy's ass as soon as you leave, just go!!" Neji hesitated and nearly went to her. "Neji-ku--" When Neji went for the farmer, her neck was slashed. "TENTEN!!!!!!!!" She crumpled to the ground at their enemy's feet. "Wrong choice, kid. Now give me the farmer." He said it as if he hadn't just killed a living person. Neji was just staring at TenTen's form, shock taking him over. The man was getting iritated that Neji wasn't answering. "Now you're dead, you little asshole," he yelled and charged at him. "TenTen...forgive me. Byakugan!!" Neji charged at the man, arms outstretched, ready to stop his heart.

"Not likely!!" He dodged the move and nearly hit Neji's neck, but Neji saw it and kicked his hand away. "Son of a bitch," he yelled in the man's face and sent all of his Chakra into his heart. The man crumpled and fell to the ground. "TenTen..." Neji was barely able to walk, his Chakra was depleted. He knelt down and raised TenTen's head in his arms. "Oh TenTen..." He was crying, his pearl-like tears falling upon TenTen's form.

"Neji-kun...why are you crying?" He opened his eyes and saw TenTen smiling weakly and her eyes beaming up at him. "TenTen!!" Neji held her tightly and cried even harder. "Stop Neji-kun, you're hurting my neck," TenTen said weakly, and he let go.

End of Mission

"OMG!! Neji cried back then?!" "Shut up Sakura!!! You'll wake them up," TenTen hissed and pulled the two girls by their hair in the other direction.

"Dude, I hate you." "Shut the hell up. I beat you fair and square, now you have to do what I say," Hinata said. "Damn," Emily said. "Katie, since you tied with me, you get to help," Hinata said with an evil grin. (Neji: Not the evil grin!! Emily: Damn, if he's scared, I'm in deep shit!!) "Hell yes!! I've always wanted to do this," Katie said happily. The two were whispering in a corner while Emily broke into a sweat and breathed hard. "Oh shit," she said to herself as they turned back to her.

"Emily-chan, do you know what this is?" Katie was holding a blood red book with little chibis on it. It looked a lot like...

"Dammit Katie!! Give me back my f--king diary!!!" "Hell NO!! By the way, Emily-chan...I want you to kiss Sasuke today. I'll have Hinata keep tabs in you, so don't come back and lie." 'Damn, I was going to do that,' Emily thought.

"Emily-chan...what time is it?" Kenisha and Lee had woken up when Emily passed by cursing Katie and Hinata. "Its 5:30 pm, and Katie's a bitch. Why?" Kenisha and Lee's eyes widened. "WE HAVE BEEN SLEEPING HERE FOR OVER 5 HOURS??!!!!" "Why didn't anyone wake us up??!!" Emily got pissed.

"I don't know!!! Damn, I wasn't even aware you two were sleeping here until I walked past you!! I have enough on my plate so don't try to pin it on me, ok?!!" She stormed off, leaving Lee and Kenisha to stare at her shaking back. "What's her problem," Keinsha asked Lee. "I have no clue, Kenisha-chan," Lee replied, still staring at the place where Emily stood.

Me: Writer's block caused this to be a crappy chapter. Sorry guys.

Emily: Damn right! I was hardly in there, you watery bitch!!

Hermione: Both of you, SHUT THE F--K UP!!!

Emily: Damn, period much...

Hermione: Heard that.

Kenisha: 'hides behind couch' You're in deep shit now.

Emily: OH SHIT!!!! 'runs out the door'

Hermione: Get back here, you bitch!!!!

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