Me: What the hell? It's all about Hermione!!!
Hermione: For once—
Me and Emily: Hell no!!! It's always been about you: you're the f—king favorite!!!
Hermione: Yeah….'walks away'
Me and Emily: We're talking to you, bitch!!!!
Katie: And they say we're the twins……
Emily: We are!!!!! Don't walk away from me!!!
Disclaimer: If I owned this: my first target would Canada. (just not Nickleback!!)
Chapter Fifteen
During the date in Konoha, Hermione and Itachi have been on assignments watching the village. Well more like certain people in the village. Itachi was more interested in watching the progress of his brother, while Hermione was occupied with her three cousins. That meant anyone that was with them had to be monitored as well. All together, it was one big hassle, and a bore for Itachi.
"Damn, I wish that this could allend and we could go the hell home," Itachi said under his breath as they stalked their targets, who were Emily and Sasuke at the moment, who were currently at a restaurant eating and talking about current. "Watching my cousin eat is worse than Barney, and Barney scares the living shit out of me," Hermione said with disgust, shaking slightly.
"He scares me too, but thats not the point. I mean, why can't Zetsu do this? Is he basking in the sun for that freaky head of his or what?!" Hermione put a finger to her mouth. "Shut up! This is good," she hissed and pointed at Sasuke and Emily, who were deep in conversation.
(Itachi: Sasuke can say words other than 'Hn'?? Hermione: Nice to see you in the rantings of the characters between lines. And yes, he can. Emily: Hell yeah!! Kenisha: Use Japanese once in while; like Ja ne. It means Hell yeah in English, right. Someone correct me. Katie? Katie: 'walks out of the bold text' Kenisha: Dammit Katie!!)
"So, Sasuke-kun--" "What's with the honorific? I hate it when people call me that: just Sasuke, thanks." Emily nodded. "Okay--Sasuke-- I'll get to the point: do you like yaoi?" Sasuke reddened. "Uh--umm-- I don't think--uhn--" "Sasuke..." Emily gave him the "You'd better answer me or something will kill you in your sleep" look. "Okay...I am addicted to yaoi, mainly for the storyline--"
"Which is perveted anyway. I see through you like a clean glass window," Emily finished his sentence. Sasuke shrugged. "I guess I'm just easy to read...or maybe, no that can't be it..." He got up and walked out of the restaurant, paying the bill before leaving.
"Sasuke?" Emily left the restaurant and followed him, causing Itachi and Hermione to follow. "Hey Hermione-chan, don't you have to see your other cousins as well," Itachi said as they walked amongst the shadows. (Emily and Katie: Oooo, detail... Me: Shut up.) Hermione flicked her head.
"Right!! See you later!!" She jumped away in search for Katie, leaving Itachi with his brother and his brother's friend. "I hate outings," Itachi said, and resumed trailing the two.
The rest of the cousins were over the Hyuga household, watching Code Lyoko. "Oh my God, the suspense is killing me, dammit!!" "What happens to Yumi and Ulrich now?!"
Scratch that, Ino and Sakura were over too, which was pissing Kenisha off. Near the end of the show, Ino and Sakura were crying, which pushed Kenisha past her limit. "WOULD YOU SHUT UP AND JUST WATCH THE DAMN SHOW??? IS THAT TOO MUCH FOR YOUR TINY BRAINS TO COMPREHEND?? THIS IS TV, AND ITS NOT TALKING TO YOU!!! God dammit," Kenisha took a breath and sat down next to Lee, who was more than happy to give her a thumbs up. (Emily: Remind me not to get her pissed, or I'll lose my hearing. Me: Damn right.)
"Finally, someone who can shut them up," Neji said and turned the TV down a little. (Katie: The volume was on 100, for people obsessed with sound. Freaking sound ninja bite ass. Orochimaru: Hey-- Katie: Don't make me go Kimochi/Akatsuki on your white ass, bitch!!! Orochimaru: Yes ma'am. Everyone: Damn...)
"This is boring," Hermione said, looking through the sliding glass door at them. Just then, TenTen walked in holding her gigantic scroll. "Ready to train, guys? I'm ready, finally." "Hell yes," yelled everyone. They all filed outside, making Hermione back up a little.
"Okay, the only ones who can't use big jutsu are our little Kimochi survivors over there," TenTen said, pointing at the three girls, who were kicking the dirt and rocks around them. "What," Kenisha and Katie yelled, while Emily added, "Bitch." TenTen groaned.
"I'm going to ignore that," she said and readied her giant scroll, while Neji and Hinata got into Gentle Fist stances, Lee at the same time got into his patented Strong Fist stance, leaving Sakura to get her gloves on and Ino to take a breath.
"Dammit, hurry up over there!!" Emily was pacing now, and Katie had opened a book, which was about how to ignore annoying people, of all things.
"Fine...GO!!" TenTen jumped into the air and sent weapons at all of them, which were very hard to dodge. Kenisha got the picture and yelled,"Water Summoning: Hokkaido's Wrath!!" (Me: I won't go into detail about his appearance) Hokkaido howled into the weapon filled air, making people hold their ears in pain. "Good boy," Kenisha said from atop his back. Emily smirked.
"So that's how you want to play? Fine I'll play...Fire Summoning: Elapidae's Strike!!" Fire surrounded her in the form of a snake and from the smoke it emmited, emerged a gynormous (Emily: I LOVE that word!!) fire red and black snake with two heads, both with menacing expressions on them. Two tongues flicked into the air repeated until...
"Emily-sama, we smell the wolf. Are we training or has another betrayed us?" The heads were both male, and there voices sounded very close to Orochimaru's, just much deeper. "No, my little snakey. Just training. Now go and kick some ass!!" "If it's an ass kicking you desire, than I shall be sure to pwn these bitches," Elapidae said and tried to stike at Neji, who performed the Kaiten and knocked him away. He then turned to Lee...
"Go Hokkaido!!" Hokkaido howled again and sent a tidal wave straight for the snake. "Oh shit, " Emily said as he evaporated; she creased her
"Thank you, Kenisha-chan," Lee yelled as he attacked Sakura. "Hey Lee, how do you rate Kenisha compared to me," she asked as she dodged his kick. Lee smiled. "She rates a sky high two thumbs up, while you rate a thumb up, maybe two, under the force of gravity, but that does not mean we cannot be friends." He was continuously sending kicks and punches at her as he said this, until one hit her in the small of the back. (Everyone except Sakura and Lee: Oooooo...ouch. Weights must hurt. Ooooo...'hhh' ouch...)
Sakura went to the ground and turned into a broken log. "Up here!!" Sakura was in the air and was about to land a punch when Lee blocked it with his weights. "That's my Lee-kun," Kenisha said from atop Hokkaido.
Hermione backed away slowly. "God dammit, if I ever get them pissed off..." She walked off, but not before getting hit accidently with a stray kunai. "OWWWW!!!! BITCH!!!!" They all stopped fighting to see where the yell came from, but only a cloud of white smoke remained.
"How the hell is Emily over her, but over there?!" "Sasuke-teme, she's a clone." "No f--king duh, baka!!" Kiba, Naruto and Sasuke were walking with the real Emily while the clone fought with the others, which was eventually dispelled because of Kensha's water jutsu (Me: Ha, bitch!!).
"You know Sasuke, you've been looking at her a lot lately. Did something happen?" That was Kiba, getting straight to the point. Akamaru barked a couple times as if to say: "Answer the man's question, bastard!"
"Fine..I'll tell you," Sasuke said with a dark look. Naruto and Kiba leaned in. "She found out about my yaoi addiction. She saw through me like a open window." Kiba groaned.
"That's all? Damn, I thought it would be a big secret like an attraction you have to someone, or something. But what you told us was a let down, right Akamaru?" The dog barked in response: "Hell yeah!!" "We're out of here," Kiba said and rode Akamaru back to his home. 'Thank God
Kiba's an idiot. Any firther prodding and...'
After a moment, Naruto looked back at Sasuke. "I will never get over how he does that!! He just rides him around everywhere and Akamaru is okay with it!!" Sasuke was mad that his thoughts were intterupted. "Don't turn into an animal defender, dobe. I won't hang out with you if you do."
With that Sasuke walked away, leaving Naruto to ponder on what Sasuke said until finally: "HEY!! THAT WAS AN INSULT!! GET BACK HERE, SASUKE-TEME!!!!" He ran after him, leaving Emily to stare into the spot were the two just were. "What the hell just happened?"
20 minutes later
"Dudes, what the f--k did you do to their yard?!" "Training," Kenisha said, turning the page of a book Katie had given her on how to control your anger.
"Why are you reading that, Kenisha-chan?" Kenisha looked up with a "I can't believe you're that stupid" expression. (Me: Brace yourself, its a long explanation. but no flashback. I've learned how to make time turn in my favor. Whatever the hell that means.)
"Katie-chan gave me this book because she thought that my anger is being reflected in training, which is how I kicked her ass. But I said that I always kick her ass, whether I was angry or not. Then she thrust this book into my hands and said 'Here, read it cover to cover. It'll teach you how to control that temper and smart mouth of yours.' Then she went outside and opened another book and sat in the tree to read. Now get out of my face."
Emily walked away while Kenisha threw the book and said,"Screw this, I'm getting Lee-kun!!"
"Hey, Emily." Emily turned to face Sasuke standing in a dark hallway. (Me: You guys have a dark abandoned hallway? Hinata: It's just something we never use, really.) "Yeah. What's up?" Sasuke leaned in and kissed her, nothing special, just a peck on the lips. "If you want to live, you'd better tell me why you did that," Emily said immmediately afterward. Sasuke smirked, which pissed Emily off.
"I asked you a f--king question!!" "Fine, calm down. I did it to be sure that my feelings were real and not just a crazy head cold I'm getting--"
"So you think I'm a f--king cold!!!! Listen bitch--" Sasuke put his first two fingers in her lips. "You didn't let me finish. I hate that. But I realized I loved you." He kissed her again, but it was more than a peck. Think full blown kiss with Emily against the wall of hallway at Sasuke's mercy. Then Emily returned the kiss, pulling Sasuke closer to her thought they were already pretty close and ran her hands up and down his back, when Sasuke in turn pushed his fingers through her hair...
(Hermione: That freaks the living shit out of me!! Are you sure this is rated T? Me: Yeah, check the top of the page. Sides, theres no major sexual crap in this fanfiction so I can't rate it M unless that happens at least once. Hermione: In that case-- Me: Hell NO, Hermione-chan!! Just cuz you're older gives you no right to do it before me!! Besides, I was closer to it than you were!! Katie: She's right you know. Me and Hemrione: Get your ass out of here, Katie-chan!!)
Kenisha cleared her throat and they stopped. "If you don't mind, take that shit into your room, Emily-chan." Emily stuck her tongue out. "Like you're one to talk!! I thought you were looking for your boy toy, Lee!!!"
Lee walked in with his shirt off, covered in sweat. "Did someone call my name?" Kenisha's eyes got all glittery. "That's why I love you!! We'll talk later," she said to Emily before taking Lee to who knows where.
"I guess that we have privacy now," Sasuke said huskily, biting Emily's neck. "We've gotta stop before Hinata walks in here; she'll f--king go into a f--king coma." Sasuke sighed. "Damn, I was having fun." Eily smiled slyly. "You'll have more fun later, just shut up." With that she walked away, pulling Sasuke by the hand, to the living room to watch TV.
Hermione: I was barely in that chapter, you stupid bitch!!!
Me: Don't hate me cuz you finally can't get what you want. You're hte bitch!!!
Everyone else except Lee: CAT FIGHT, CAT FIGHT!!!!
Hermione and Me: SHUT THE F--K UP!!!!
Everyone: Please review!!!