Me: I got woken up at 1:00 am for this?!!
Lee: Calm down.
Hinata: Naruto is pissed because he didn't have his ramen for breakfast.
Naruto: Let the BEASTING begin!!
Emily and Sasuke: We've lost him now...
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I only own the Kimochi cousins. Which I guess is cool too.
The Konoha gang stood in a horizontal line in front of the village. Across from them were milions of Iwa and Sound ninja, lead by the creepy old guy, the Tsuchikage.
"YOU STOPPED ME FROM HAVING A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP!! NOW YOU FACE MY PISSED OFF, FIREY RAGE!!!"
"I WANT RAMEN NOW!!!"
"YOU'RE GONNA FEEL MY PISSED OFF WEAPON'S MISTRESS WRATH IN A SECOND, BITCH!!!"
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!! DIDN'T WE GIVE YOU A BAD ENOUGH BEATING LAST TIME?!"
"WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!!"
"I thought you died...now I'll have to kill you myself..."
"I will use every fiber of my soul to erradicate the evil that caused my Kenisha-chan this pain..."
"Holy hell, not again..."
The Tsuchikage stood on top of a rock formation he made himself and grabbed the megaphone in one of his servant's hands.
"KONOHA, TODAY, THE IWA WILL BRING YOUR VILLAGE TO ITS KNEES, TAKING ALL THAT YOU HAVE AND KILLING ALL WITHOUT VALUE OR POWER!!! WE SHALL TAKE YOUR SHINOBI AND LOVED ONES, TORTURING THEM IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES!! AND WHEN THE SUN RISES IN THE EAST...THIS VILLAGE WILL GLOW BLOOD RED!!!!!"
The small line of ninja didn't hear him: Lee, Kenisha, Emily, and Katie were summoning their beasts of destruction.
"Spritual Summoning: Roar of Bai Hu!!"
"Water Summoning: Howl of Hokkaido!!"
"Fire Summoning: Strike of Elipidae!!!"
"Earth Summoning: Gouge of Mojina!!"
With the sound of explosions and poofs of smoke the size of houses, the animals emerged. A black and white tiger, a gray wolf, a two-headed black and red snake, and a giant dark brown badger. All had over-large fangs and their elements surrounding them; Bai Hu surrounded by stars. TenTen readied her gigantic scroll; it was draped over her shoulder. Neji and Hinata got into their Hyuuga stances. Naruto made the clone handsign.
"On the count of three, we rush these bitches and kick some major ass," Kenisha said, unsheathing her katanas.
"One." Katie got out her battle staff, with blades on either side. Emily got out her two bladed swords, each had two blades from the hilt to the tip. Sasuke pulled out his long-ass sword(Me: From Shipuuden); it shone in the faint light of the morning.
"Two." Lee took his weights off along with Kenisha and whipped out his knun-chuko. Naruto did the Multi Shadow clone justu and Hinata and Neji activated their Byakugans.
"THREE!!" Hokkaido howled, charging into the battle. The Tsuchikage's soldiers ran up to the beast but did not live long enough to scream, for he swiped his paw, beheading them. Kenisha jumped off him and screamed "Water Style: Tears of Atlantis!!" As soon as the first rain drop hit the ground, the other Konoha shinobi and kunoichi followed.
"Ready Kenisha?!"
"Ready Emily!!"
The two turned to their allies. "Ninjas tonight...we dine in hell!!" Then they put their hands together and formed handsigns that none of them had seen before."Elemental Combo: Yin Yang Vortex!!!" A blast of fire and the rain from the sky formed into a vortex simliar to a yin yang and blasted through the enemy ninja. The needle-like rain plus the hell-like fire equaled more suffering for their enemies; the screams confirmed that.
"Hells yeah!!" Emily high-fived her cousin.
"THAT IS HOW WE PLAY THE GAME!!!"
"Kenisha-chan, now is not the time," Lee called irritatedly from across what seemed like a sea of Iwa soldiers.
"That's okay, I'll cover for her," TenTen called from above the battlements, her scroll open and ready. She began to spin, the scroll sheilding her from sight in a vortex of red and yellow paper and black lettering.
"CRY OF THE DRAGON: FIREY VENGEANCE OF THE FALLEN!!!" Her weapons created a storm in the shape of a fearful dragon, it's maw open wide. Then, to everyone's amazement, it breathed fire.
"HOLY SHIT-EVERYBODY RU--AUUGHHHHHH!!!!!" The many enemies on the ground were reduced to smoldering dust and flaming metal. But many more took their place, and they had the guts to use some ninjutsu.
"Sound Style: Vibrations from Hell!!" And vibrations they were, making everyone's ears bleed and made Hokkaido and Bai Hu go down on their knees.
"Son of a bitches!! Water Style: Imperial Dance of the Heaven's Rain!!" Kenisha conjured some more rain from the clouds, took off her weights, stood up, and made an awesome pose. (Me: Like with my katanas ready at my sides and my head down with the shadow over my eyes and the wind from the rain making my hair blow and the rain making me all wet. Lee: 'cries' It is beautiful!!)
"Get ready," she called to the dumbstruck nin as she ran with super speed. Then her katanas flashed in the faint light, and in 3 seconds 47 enemy nin lay dead behind her with gash wounds at the vital points. She turned to the Sound nin that casted the vibration jutsu.
"My jutsu isn't finished." She twisted and ran after them, but they were ready, kunais in hand. They blocked some attacks but couldn't escape the cold metal she weilded. She twisted, turned, and even kicked at some of the nin circling around her as their bodies got peirced and stabbed by her knives of death.
"Save some for me," Emily said, appearing behind her.
"Fine, but don't go overboard." Kenisha smirked and ran off to assist Lee. Emily smirked as the nin surrounded her in a menacing half circle.
"So you liked the water, huh? Well, if water peirces and slashes and stabs, imagine what fire can do: Fire Style: Royal Dance of the Flaming Dragon!!" Emily didn't give them time to raise their kunai. She spun her swords around, which were red from the extreme heat pouring into them. It cast a bloody light on all they touched, the last light her enemies saw before going to hell. (Emily: Well, where else would they go? Burger King?)
She jumped in the air to avoid some shuriken and continued her assault, spinning like a top in the air with her arms outstretched and cutting up her enemies in the air. She called Elapidae to her. He complied, spreading a flaming neurotoxin to the ones in his way. "Yes, Emily?"
"Time to eat." Elapidae's eyes widened on both heads and they licked their lips.
"Thank you, we were getting hungry...," they hissed and slithered away.
Kenisha had come to Lee's aid and they were battling their way to the Tsuchikage, where Naruto and Hinata were dodging flaming meteors and jumping over long spikes rising from the ground.
"Hinata-san, I would advise you to duck," Lee yelled as soon as he got close enough. Hinata nodded and kneeled down, her pale hands covering her neck.
"Water Style: Cold Vengeance of the Befallen!!" Water began to twist in front of the Tsuchikage's eyes and then formed into people, all their physical features etched into the now solid ice. "These are the dead of the Massacre," Kenisha said, walking slowly toward Lee, breathing heavily. "Over 350 people died that night...and now they're coming back to haunt you...and giving you every wound that you inflicted upon them. You...lose, you sadistic bastard!!" Then Kenisha nearly fainted, until Lee caught her and touched his citrine to her peridot, replenishing her strength.
"Kenisha-chan, you should go, you do not have enough Chakra--"
"Lee-kun, I'll be fine. Don't worry, I'm not gonna get hurt this time," Kenisha said, walking out of his warm embrace. By that time, the rest of the Konoha gang had joined in the fight with the Tsuchikage.
"You stay and rest, Ke-chan: We'll kick this bastard's ass as soon as our clan is finished," Emily said, taking a battle stance in front of them. Sasuke appeared beside her.
"You ready," he said, leaning on Emily's back. Emily nodded, leaning on his. Both of them were back to back and smirking.
"FIRE STYLE: BLOOMING PHOENIX FLOWERS!!!" Just like in Sasuke's Phoenix Flower jutsu, phoenixes bloomed out of their mouths. It's just that they were 100 times bigger and screeched as if they were dying of the flames that engulfed them. And they all were heading toward the Tsuchikage.
"GOD DAMMIT, YOU F--KING KIDS AND YOUR STUPID JUTSU," the Tsuchikage cursed, who was already trying desperately to dodge both TenTen's weapons of death and Kenisha's dead clan now had to avoid flaming phoenixes.
"I told you already: You. Lose," Kenisha said, grinning along with Lee, who was supporting her under her arm. A large blast was heard in the distance, and a two black and red shadows flashed through the air and in front of them.
"Does he, Kenisha-chibi?" Itachi and Hermione were brushing off the random debris on their cloaks, smirking wildly.
"I THOUGHT WE KICKED YOUR ASSES," Kenisha exclaimed, pointing at Itachi and Hermione, sputtering like an idiot. Lee however, grinned.
"You just sit and watch as I do to them what they tried to do to you," Lee assured Kenisha, calling Bai Hu and Hokkaido and ordered them to take Kenisha somewhere safe. They complied and jumped into the air, sheilded by the storm of weapons that TenTen was still throwing.(Me: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THAT??!!! TenTen: About 12 minutes, why? Me: How many weapons are in that thing?! TenTen: I already told you, over a trillion. And I add new ones every day. Me: Damn...)
Lee took a kneeling stance, putting his arms in front of his face, exposing the cloth wrapped around his forearms underneath his sleeves. "Prepare to experience a lot of pain," he said, his bangs shadowing his eyes. Then a pillar of Chakra erupted around him. "What the hell is happening to him," Hermione yelled as the air became thick with Lee's Chakra. (Konohamaru and Hanabi: HE'S GOING SUPER-SAIYAN!! Everyone else: No he's not, Jesus Christ...)
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! SIXTH GATE, RELEASE!!!!" He disappeared into thin air, appearing again behind Itachi and Hermione before they realized he wasn't there. Then he kicked them both into the air, the force of the kick seeming to crack their spines. He continually kicked them until they were higher than TenTen, who was 34 feet in the air. Lee got them tangled in an arm of cloth and swung them around, making sure they were hit with TenTen's jutsu and Sasuke and Emily's phoenixes.
"NOW IT IS MY TURN," he yelled from above them, punching each of them forty times in the gut, then pulling them back up by the cloth and kicking them repeatedly. "ONE LAST ROUND," Lee shouted, landing on the ground, Hermione and Itachi's immobile bodies trailing after him. As he was there, he saw smoke rising from the ground, but he assumed that it was from the force of his fall. Then he jumped into the air and hit them with full force, letting go of the cloth. As they flew, he came up beside them and hit them again, sending them toward the village. He did this action nearly 25 times before he was satisfied, which was when he finally gave them a punch/kick combination towards the ground, silencing them.
But as he landed back down on the ground, he heard triumphant laughter. 'Not good,' he thought, immediately running to where Emily and Sasuke were. Only Sasuke was there, and he was punching the ground. "Why are you doing that, Sasuke?"
Sasuke death-glared at him. "I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE WHEN YOU WERE KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF MY BROTHER AND HIS BITCH, EMILYAN DHTE REST OF THE GIRLS WERE HIT BY SOME WEIRD SMOKE AND WERE KIDNAPPED BY THE TSUCHIKAGE!!!" His eyes widened.
"WE MUST GO AFTER--"
"It won't work, Lee," Yamamoto said, defeatedly, limping a little bit as he walked toward them. "He disappeared with the girls. I already tried to tell Naruto that, but he went one-tailed fox demon and went after them anyway." Lee was still standing there, wide-eyed at what he just heard. He finally plopped down on the ground and stared up at the sky.
Neji looked at the three men like they were complete fools. And he told them just that. "You all are acting like fools. Yamamoto, someone of the ANBU should be in higher spirits than this and be more confident in his abilities." Yamamoto looked up, nodding, and getting up.
"Lee, don't sit there like that. I'm not going to let them take my TenTen without a fight, and neither should you let them take Kenisha away from you." Lee looked at Neji, his eyes full of hope.
And Sasuke, I expected better of you." Sasuke removed his bruised knuckles from the ground and stared off to where Emily was. He nodded too.
"Now if you'll excuse me--Byakugan!!" 'TenTen, if you can feel my Chakra searching for you, please focus yours,' he thought desperately, staring hard past the place where she last was. When he finally found them, he moved forward; they were going out of range. As soon as they came into veiw, he gasped. What he saw tore him to peices, and he felt tears trickle down his cheeks.
"Neji, what do you see?!!" Sasuke shook him violently, and Neji deactivated his Byakugan. "What did you see," he repeated, shaking him again as Njei slowly turned to face him.
"TenTen...s-she isn't moving...her C-Chakra is f-flickering...h-hopefully she'll be al-alright..." He sniffed as more tears made their way down his face. "I c-couldn't see where they t-took the others, they were too far away. Hinata is going to be alright. Her C-Chakra hasn't gone out, and Naruto is on the w-way, but..." He broke down, going to his knees and throwing his face in his hands.
"But what," Lee asked, his voice full of concern for the girls.
Neji looked up, his usually clear eyes red and puffy, tears still falling from them. "He wants to know and so do I, so say it," Yamamoto said sternly.
Neji glared up at them. "You might be able to see your loves again...BUT MY TENTEN IS NEVER COMING BACK!!!!"
Tsunade: Okay, will someone explain to me why 5 of my best ninja are missing?!!
Shizune: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THEIR SEGMENTS!!
Anko: It's plain and simple, Baa-chan: that Tsuchikage bastard came back for the Kimochi bitches and got two hookers in the process.
Lee, Yamamoto, and Sasuke: BITCHES????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neji and Naruto: HOOKERS????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anko: OH SHIT- GOTTA GO, BAA-CHAN, SHIZUNE!!! JA NE!!!!!
Lee, Neji, Naruto, Yamamoto, and Sasuke: GET BACK HERE YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR KAKASHI'S BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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