Me, Katie, Emily, TenTen, Hinata: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE??!!!
Tsuchikage: In your worst nightmare...a hell on earth...
Me and Emily: NEW JERSEY!!!!! (no offense to people who live there)
TenTen and Hinata: MICHEAL JACKSON'S HOUSE!!!!
Katie: A YURI BAR!!!!
Every other girl: EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsuchikage: NO!! Now shut up!!
Chapter Twenty Three
The girls were in a state of confusion as the Tsuchikage tied them to a tree by their arms.
"HEY, YOU SMALL-DICKED BASTARD--"
He slapped Emily and Kenisha across their faces, so hard that they coughed blood out of their mouths.
"Address me as "Lord Tsuchikage" or "Master", thank you."
"In your sick-ass dreams, you son of a bit-AARRGGGGHHH!!!!-" TenTen got kicked in the ribs and the Tsuchikage put a wad of rubber in her mouth to gag her. TenTen yelled something intellegible at him as he walked away.
"Ah-ah-ah, you insolent little bitch. No profanity, please. I don't want to have naughty souls in my possesion, now do I? But, then again, I've already got two of them." He pointed at Emily and Hinata, who blushed redder than the sun that was rising in the east.
"What the hell do you want with me and TenTen's souls if you have them," Hinata snapped, pointing at the Kimochi cousins, who death-stared at the Tsuchikage. He cleared his throat and everyone groaned, getting ready for a long and pointless speech.
"Because, my young friend-"
"-I'm not your friend, you senial bitch-"
"Not my point. As I was saying, I am a man that loves power; I want to be a very powerful man. The more souls I have at my disposal, the more I will know and be able to do, and the better the tides turn in my favor. So I need you and...TenTen's souls for power. and because I want to know what makes you tick-"
"-DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW F--KING SICK YOUR SENTENCE IS SOUNDING?!! PLEASE REPHRASE YOUR WORDS-"
"-Shut the HELL up!! I need your soul, little Hinata Hyuuga, to unlock the secrets of the Byakugan-"
"-WHY THE HELL IS THAT THE ONLY THING THAT THEY GO AFTER?!! I WAS EXPECTING RAPE OR SOMETHING, BUT NOOOO, YOU JUST WANT MY EYES-"
"I said SHUT THE HELL UP!! And I need your soul, TenTen, because your 100 accuracy may be the key to winning the war, and your knowledge of poisons and how sharp a weapon needs to be to go through a man's skull will help me out as well. But mainly because your lovely family didn't supply me with the sufficient power I need."
TenTen gasped through the gag. She took a hidden kunai out of her sleeve and cut the ropes that bound her, then removed the gag from her mouth. In about 4 seconds, she had her scroll back and was behind the Tsuchikage with a curved kunai at his throat.
"TELL ME WHY THE F--K YOU DECIDED TO KILL MY PARENTS AND THEN I'LL LET YOU GO TO THE HOTTEST AND CRUELEST HELL THERE IS!!!" He tried to move but TenTen summoned some weapons and pinned him in place: aka stabbing several scythes in his feet.
"ARRRGHHHHH!!!!" TenTen was gasping from lack of Chakra and air but continued anyway.
"YEAH, DID THAT HURT??!! THAT'S ENOUGH, NOW TELL ME!!!" She threw a kunai at the Kimochi cousin's bounds and they helped Hinata loose. Kenisha got the nerve to ask a question.
"Just what did you do to make you naughty, Hinata?" Hinata froze and turned bright red.
"Umm...hehehe..." She rubbed her arm sheepishly. "Well..."
"NOW IS NOT THE TIME, KENISHA-NEE-CHAN!! NOW HELP ME INTERROGATE THIS SON OF A BITCH," TenTen yelled unescessarily, pressing the curved kunai harder into the Tsuchikage's neck. She was crying, but her face was struck with realization and anger.
'You're the one who killed them...Mom...Dad...I'm sorry for not being able to help you then...'
'TenTen, are you alright? I felt some wierd increase in Chakra just now...'
'Emily, I won't have you suffer the same fate as I did...Hold on...'
'Katie, I'm coming. Just keep your wits about you until I get there...'
'Hinata-chan, don't let that bastard touch you!! I'm going to kick his ass...'
'Kenisha-chan...I promised I was never going to leave you...just do not die on me...'
Neji, Sasuke, Yamamoto and Lee had caught up with Naruto and followed his sense of smell. They were very close, and when Neji activated his Byakugan, he confirmed it.
"The girls are right inside this patch of trees!! Let's get our girls back!!
"YES!!!" (Me: That's how Naruto will talk when in demon form. Hinata: He talks like that with me too. Me: I'm not even going to ask...)
"YOSH!!"
"Awesome!!"
"Sweet!!" They ran even faster, Lee and Naruto in the lead, and jumped in the trees. When they landed their eyes fell upon the scene: TenTen, gasping from her crying and from lack of Chakra with the Tsuchikage in a headlock with a kunai at his neck; Hinata in front of them, getting ready to use the Gentle Fist if needed; Emily, Katie, Kenisha, weapons ready, faces stricken with anger and surprise.
They all yelled at the same time.
"NEJI-KUN!!!!!" TenTen shoved the kunai deeper into the Tsuchikage's neck, using more force than nessecary and tiring her even more.
"NARUTO-KUN!!!" Hinata turned away from the pinned Tsuchikage, her stern expression melted away as if Naruto's demon Chakra callmed her in some way.
"SASU-KUN!!!" Emily got her swords out of the Tuschikage's gall bladder andlooked toward Sasuke.
"YAMA-KUN!!!!" Katie stopped in mid-strike, her eyes welled up with happy tears.
"LEE-KUN!!!" Kenisha stared at her boyfriend in pure happiness, smiling as she began to move to him.
The guys yelled back as they ran to them.
"TENTEN-CHAN!!!" Neji helped TenTen as she nearly fell to the ground, not willing to let go of her parents' murderer. He slowly lifted her hands from the Tsuchikage, who in TenTen's haste had gotten a deep slice across his neck and was gasping on the ground beside them as Neji held TenTen in his arms.
"I thought I lost you," he said, burying his face in her neck.
"You could never lose me, Neji-kun," TenTen said breathlessly.
"HINATA-CHAN!!!" Naruto met with Hinata head-on, his red Chakra burning her blue Chakra, the air evaporating around them as they embraced eachother. No words were exchanged due to the fact that they were making-out seconds later.
"EMI-CHAN!!!" Sasuke looked frantically around for any sign of injury or abrasion on Emily's body. Then he saw the blood trickling from her mouth from the Tsuchikage's strike.
"Sasu-kun, I'm fine. That bastard just hit me. Besides, he's getting his ass kicked right now. " Then he kissed her hungrily, Emily barely catching her breath as she kissed him back.
"KATIE-CHAN!!!" Yamamoto rushed to Katie and grasped her forearms, looking in her eyes.
"I'm sorry for not being there. Do you forgive me?" Katie smiled.
"Why should I not? I trust that you won't do it again, right?" She hit him on the back of the head softly and he laughed.
"Always." He kissed her sweetly and she kissed him back, but briefly.
"I don't have the energy to kiss you right now-" Looking over, she saw Sasuke and Emily appearing to be sucking at each others mouths and farther away Hinata and Naruto practically eating each other's faces as they had their little "reunion".
"-I guess they do."
"KENISHA-CHAN!!!" Lee ran to Kenisha, who had dropped her katanas and ran to him. He had his arms outstretched as Kenisha hugged him to her and nuzzled her head into his chest. The blood from her mouth stained the white fabric, and Lee noticed.
"I promised myself that I was not going to let anything hurt you...but I was too late," he said, resting his cheek on the top of her head, inhaling the scent of her hair. He rubbed his thumb down the line of her jaw, causing Kenisha to shiver a little at his touch.
"No, your timing was perfect- it was that asshole that got me off guard. Don't blame everything on yourself; I love you too much for that," Kenisha murmurred, going on her tip toes to kiss him.
"I'll keep that in mind," he whispered against her lips and kissed her back.
2 days later
"Emily, are you sure that that bastard didn't do anything to you? You're going to the bathroom a lot lately...--"
"It's nothing; I just drink too much soda these days!!" Emily gave him a fake grin and chugged down another Coca-Cola.
"Fine, if you're sure," he said, walking away to scold Naruto, most likely for eating all the nachos.
"NARUTO, YOU ATE ALL MY GOD DAMN NACHOS!!!"
Naruto muttered something intellegible back at him.
"WELL, WHO CARES IF THEY WERE "CALLING YOU WITH THEIR CHEESY GOODNESS"?!! THOSE WERE MY MOTHER F--KIN' NACHOS!!!" (Emily: Yeah, it was the nachos...Me: Ya think?)
Everyone was camped out at the Uchiha complex, which Sasuke had recently spruced up to accomodate anyone that needed a home and for Emily to move in. TenTen and Neji were cuddled up on the couch; nearly losing TenTen made him want her close to him at all times. Kenisha and Lee were close anyway, but they were even closer now; Lee was carrying her everywhere. And it was pissing Sasuke off.
"If you're gonna do that to her, then go to your house and give her a reason to be carried." Lee didn't totally understand what he was saying.
"What? I really do not get-"
"F--K HER UP SO HARD THAT HER LEGS AREN'T ABLE TO MOVE, THEN YOU CAN CARRY HER AROUND MY HOUSE!!!" Lee turned beet red and Kenisha hid in his chest. Again. TenTen popped her head out from under Neji's arm and shook her head at Sasuke.
"Jesus Christ Sasuke, can't you see that they aren't ready for that yet?! If they were they would've already done it," TenTen said a matter-of-factly. Neji nodded as if to confirm it.
Kenisha got out of Lee's arms and dusted some invisible dust from her pants. "Well, I can see that Sasuke is going to be dick about this, so I'm going out." She turned to Lee. "You coming?" Lee nodded and they walked arm and arm out the door, Kenisha slamming it a little harder than necessary and making a crack in the mirror next to the door.
"I JUST BOUGHT THAT GOD DAMN MIRROR!!!"
"Sasu-kun, calm down or I'm going restrict fanfictions from your browser," Emily called from the computer room, chewing on her bowl of nachos. Sasuke immediately sat down and went completely still, as docile as a Siamese cat. Yamamoto and Katie laughed about over in their little seat in the kitchen.
"She's got him whipped, and they aren't even married!!" Yamamoto had tears coming out of his eyes from laughing so hard.
"Too true, he's acting childish; it's so stupid," Katie shreiked, trying to muffle her loud laughs with her hand.
"I need to rest now. You overworked me big time...My legs hurt like hell, Lee-kun..."
"Well, what did you expect from a Taijutsu master? Our stuff is pretty big and complicated."
"Yeah I noticed. And you know that I can't bend at that angle, so why the hell did you make me?!"
"Well, when I realized you were uncomfortable with my technique, I changed position, did I not? After that you had to go--"
The rest of the gang, including Tsunade and Shizune, couldn't take hearing anymore of this sick talk and decided to scold them from the bushes.
"SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT WHAT THE F--K YOU DID!!! YOU GUYS-IN TRAINING GROUND 15?!! SERIOUSLY, THAT'S NOT RIGHT. AND LEE--"
They hadn't even looked at Lee and Kenisha while they were yelling, and taking a first look, each were fully clothed and panting. Kenisha's katanas were propped up on the side of a tree and the ground was wet. Lee had his hands on his knees, standing and panting. His weights were laying beside him.
"So you weren't--" Tsunade was trying to find the words when Kenisha cut her off.
"Weren't what, baa-chan?" Kenisha was standing up now, tapping her foot, waiting for an answer. Sasuke and Emily laughed slowly and came out of the bushes.
"Hehehehe...funny story, Kenisha," Sasuke began, but couldn't continue; Kenisha's death stare stopped him, her brown eyes looked shockingly similar to Hokkaido's golden ones at the moment.
"What that little screw up over there is trying to say is that he was thinking that you had taken up on his advice and had sex. He was proven wrong, however. By the way, Sasuke, you now owe me 2500 yen," TenTen said, addressing the last part to Sasuke, who scowled.
Tsunade walked out of the bushes and stood in front of Lee and Kenisha, Shizune right behind her.
"Okay, I have some news for all of you--"
"YOU'VE FINALLY REALIZED YOU'RE OLD?!"
"YOU'RE FINALLY SOBER?!"
"YOU'RE ENGAGED TO THE PERV?!"
"YOU WON THE LOTTERY AND YOU'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD WITH US??!!"
"YOU'VE FINALLY REALIZED YOU'RE AN OLD BLONDE BITCH??!!!"
NOO!!! NOW LISTEN!! I'm ignoring all of that, by the way. I've conducted some tests on our little sex-machines and found some wonderful news." Tsunade looked over at Sasuke, who was sweating from all over, and then to Emily, who was blushing and holding her waist in embarassment.
"Our little kick-ass fire user, Emily Ryuka Kimochi, is pregnant." tsunade then got out some ear plugs and stuck them in her ears, ready for the reaction.
"YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" TenTen was jumping up and down, Neji just staring at her in surprise.
"I'M AN AUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Katie was hopping up and down, scaring the people next to her.
"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yamamoto was shocked beyond belief, his head darting from Emily to Sasuke.
"WHAT THE HELL????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE BEAT ME TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lee was pouting, his arms crossed over his chest, until he realized something. "Nine months of hell for him..."
"HOW COME SHE IS BEFORE ME??????!!!!!!!!! I WAS CLOSER, AND HAVE A BETTER MAN!!!!" Completely ignoring Emily and Sasuke's death scares, Kenisha was scowling at her elder cousin, but then let it slide. "Well, I'm an aunt now, might as well get used to it. Wait..." Kenisha's lips broke into an evil grin.
"HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Neji jumped out of TenTen's way as she made a beeline for Emily, grasping her around the waist and bending down to talk to the baby.
"Hi, my name is TenTen, but you can call me "Auntie Tennie", okay," she said in a baby voice.
"Stop talking to my kid," Emily said, turning to Sasuke.
Sasuke just stood there at a loss for words, his mouth gaping open and babbling gibberish. Finally, he choked a sentence out. "I'm...a...father?" Tsunade nodded and Emily walked over and kissed him.
"I guess it's a good thing you spruced up the house, Sasu-kioshi."
The next morning
"If I knew that this was going to happen, I wouldn't have suggested the game," Sasuke said, holding Emily's hair back as she threw up in the toilet.
"You-...-think," Emily gasped between barfs. "This god damn morning sickness-...-is killing me!!" After a couple more minutes, Emily was finsihed and they flushed the toilet. Sasuke helped Emily back into her bathrobe and they went downstairs, their feet making soft taps on the hardwood floor. Emily immediately grabbed the box of Cookie Crisp and poured it into a giant bowl.
"I don't think that's wise, Emily-tenshi. You just thr-nevermind," Sasuke sighed in defeat; Emily had just taken a honking bite of the cookie tasting goodness. As Sasuke got up from the table, Emily got up with him, carrying her bowl of cereal with her. "You just eat; I ate when you were asleep. I'm going to call the others so we can all have a day out." Emily nodded and went back to devouring her cookies.
Sasuke picked up the phone and dialed Neji's number.
"Yes Neji, it's Sasuke...I have something to take you to...I haven't even told you what it was yet!!...What do you mean "I can't come"?! I'm the father...TenTen's crazy, she talks to my kid! INSIDE OF EMILY'S--!...Fine, she can go, just don't let her near Emily...What do you mean, "She's on her way"?!...Is she here?...She's right behind me, isn't she? Bye Neji." Sasuke turned around, and sure enough, TenTen was there, pouring herself a bowl of Cookie Crisp.
"JESUS CHRIST, SINCE WHEN DID I INVITE YOU INTO MY HOUSE??!!!!"
"You didn't, Emily did," TenTen said. "She needs help...with girl stuff." Emily nodded sheepishly.
Me: That was shocking...I'M AN AUNT!!!!
Katie: No you're not, I am!!
Me: Why not?
Katie: CUZ YOU'RE HER COUSIN AND I'M HER SISTER!!
Me: Damn...
Everyone: Please Review!!!
Emily: Or I'll send ninja bunnies after your soul!!