(Disclaimer: I do not own the Legend of Zelda)
Chapter 3: Who's Vaati?
Senko's reaction to flying wasn't what Vaati had expected. Instead of shreiking or crying to be let down she was smiling and laughing. "You like flying?" he asked. "Yeah, it is incredible!" Suddenly Senko looked worried. "Vaati! If people see us flying everybody is going to freak out!" Vaati mumbled a few words in Minish language. "What are you doing?" Senko asked. "Invisibility spell," the wind mage replied "now you don't have to worry about having people panic."
Vaati flew over Hyrule Castle and began to land. "That is not the museum," Senko informed him "The museum is over there." She pointed down the street a ways. "Then what were you doing here?" Vaati asked. " I was looking at the Four Sword, obviously. These museums are so boring." Vaati laughed a little at this. "What?" Senko asked. "Well, it's just that you act so unlike females in my time." Before Senko could respond she was cut off by the wail of a police siren.
Vaati's free hand flew to his ear. "What is that?" he asked. "It is just a police car," Senko told him "I wonder what happened." She only just then noticed a hole over the roof of the courtyard. Yes, in modern times there is a big, glass roof over the courtyard. "Vaati! You did not!" Senko shrieked. "What? Walking out the front door didn't seem very appropriate, not with all of the strange looking gaurds. Senko rolled her eyes. "Whatever, we need to get back to the museum." "We?" Vaati inquired. Senko gave him a look. "I suppose you want to just wander around in the future in that getup." Now it was Vaati's turn to roll his eyes.
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Back at the museum Senko's dad was waiting by the front entrance. His daughter had never been late before. In fact, something told him that she was always early. Suddenly she called out. The business man turned around to see his daughter, holding some skinny dude's wrist. Ah, so that's why she was late.
"Senko, you're late," the black-haired business man stated. "Sorry Dad. I made a new friend," She said happily, grabbing Vaait's arm. Of course, Senko's dad only knew English, and Vaati didn't know English at all. The poor wind mage had absolutely no idea what was going on.
"So, son, what's yout name?" Senko's dad asked. Vaati had no idea what to say. "He does not understand English Dad. His name is Vaati." Vaati stiffened when her heard his name spoken. "Why did you tell him my name?" the wind mage hissed. "Don't worry, no one knows your real name anymore, and my dad does not understand Hylian." True to her word, the business man had no idea what the two were talking about. "Well, Senko. It's time to go back to the hotel. Say goodbye to your friend."
Senko smiled and began to speak in Hylian again. "What did that old guy say?" Vaati asked. "That 'old guy' told me that it is time to leave and that I have to say goodbye." Vaati stiffened. He didn't want Senko to leave. "If she leaves I'll have no way to find the hero's decendants," he lied to himself "I'll have no idea how to get around. She's the only one who actually knows who I am and I plan to keep it that way."
As if sensing Vaati's feelings, Senko whispered, "Follow my car. You will know it when you see it. It is the long, black one." She smiled and turned to leave. "Wait, what's a car?" He asked. Senko just smiled and left with her dad. "Well great, I'm supposed to follow some long black thing and I have absolutely no idea what it is," the wind mage thought "when I find her I'm gonna kill her."
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Senko followed her dad into the parking lot. She wondered if Vaati was already following her. For an evil wind mage, he seemed pretty... sweet. She was snapped out of her thoughts by the chauffer opening the door to the limo. She was grateful that her new friend didn't know what a limo was, but then again he was pretty smart. He would probably figure out what a limo was when he saw that not everybody had one.
"You okay honey?" Her dad had noticed the thoughtful look on his daughter's face. "Yeah, I am fine," she replied. "Thinking about you boyfriend?" Senko's face went red as a tomato. "D-dad! He is not my boyfriend!" The business man chuckled at this. Still, he wished his daughter's first crush wasn't so... creepy. "You know, that costume of his makes him look like that wind guy, what's his name? Gufuu!" "Va-" Senko stopped herself. She had already told her dad what the wind mage's name really was. If he knew that 'Gufuu' was really Vaati then he might start freaking out.
The limo was stopped suddenly. "What is wrong?" Senko asked. Her father shrugged and looked out the window. They were stopped in front of Hyrule castle. Police cars were lined up asking people questions. Senko opened the limo door and stepped out. "Honey!" her dad protested. He got out of the limo and tried to follow her. Just then one of the gaurds shouted at her.
"Th-that's her! The girl that demon kidnapped! She pulled the sword loose!" "Oh, that is what this is about. Well, convincing him otherwise should not be too hard." "Honey, what is that gaurd talking about?" her dad asked. "I honestly have no idea," she said, loudly enough for the police and the gaurd to hear. "N-no, I saw! She pulled the sword free! We're all doomed! That demon from hell is gonna kill us all!" The police stared at the man. His story was rather questionable. "Sir, there is no possible way I could have pulled out the sword," Senko said "I was at the Picori Museum all day today." "That's right," her dad stated "my daughter is very well behaved and would never leave the museum without telling me."
The gaurd began to scream, "She pulled it out I tells ya! I was that devil spawn with my own eyes! He blew a hole in the roof and carried the girl off with him!" Senko saw a chance and took it. "All right then, let us say V- Gufuu did escape and kidnap me. Where is he now and how am I standing right here in front of you?"
The gaurd was silent for a minute, then began screaming and thrashing about. The police ended up handcuffing him and forcing him into a police car. Senko and her dad got back int the limo and left. "That was certainly strange," her dad said once they were on their way. "Tha poor man probably had a little too much sake at the festival," Senko replied. If there was anything she knew how to do, it was create a plausible excuse for the most bizzare of situations.
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The whole time this was going on Vaati was watching, and smiling. The gaurd he recognized as being the one he cast the immobility spell on was shouting to these men in even stranger looking uniforms. He wasn't sure what Senko had said to them, but the gaurd was bound and taken away in the carraige that moved without a horse. "That must be a car," Vaati thought. Which reminded him, "Why is Senko's car do different from everybody else's? All of the other cars are much shorter. Are there a lot of people in there with her?" Suddenly the long, black car Senko was in started moving. Vaati flew after it.