Emily: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!
Tsunade and Me: DON'T COUNT ON IT, BITCH!!!! WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR PREGNANT ASS!!!
Emily: HEY, DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS!!
Sasuke: Good point! Now get to the god damn story!!
Chapter Twenty Six
"HEY, YOU OLD BITCH--"
"DON'T THROW MY AGE INTO THIS!!"
"FINE, LET ME SUGARCOAT IT!!! YOU BIG BOOBED OLD BITCH!!!!"
"DON'T THROW MY BOOBS INTO THIS EITHER!! BESIDES, YOU ONLY WISH THAT YOURS WERE THIS BIG!!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU ARGUING WHORES!! WATER STYLE: TEARS OF THE BEFALLEN!!"
"HEY, YOU CHANGED THE NAME!! AND IT SOUNDS COOLER NOW!!!"
"YEAH, CALLING IT ATLANTIS WAS GETTING ANNOYING, AND "THE BEFALLEN" SOUNDS COOLER!!"
"EXACTLY!!"
"WHY ARE WE YELLING?!!" Tsunade, Emily and Kenisha were still battling in the courtyard of the Hyuga Mansion, Kenisha had just cast her favorite jutsu, which made it rain icy needles of death.
"I make it rain, I MAKE IT RAIN, I make it rain on your--"
"KENISHA-CHAN, STOP SINGING!! WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN MAKE IT RAIN, SO SHUT UP," Emily yelled as she dodged another of Tsunade's punches. Tsunade was trying to punch Emily, but she kept on jumping out of the way or burning Tsunade's hands.
That is, until Emily threw up in the snow. "EMILY-TENSHI!!" Sasuke ran out and wrapped his jacket around her, taking her inside the house. While he and Katie were worried about her, everyone else was cheering, Kenisha and TenTen the loudest.
"YES!! WE GET PIE!! WE GET PIE!! PIE IS AWESOME!!! PIE IS FLY!! P-I-E!! WHAT'S THAT SPELL?!! YUMMINESS FOR ME!! PIE," they both sang out throughout the room, annoying the other Hyugas in the mansion.
"Shut up before they kill you," Neji hissed to the two of them, and they shut there mouths and instead went straight to the table where the food was, staring hungrily at the pumpkin pie. They turned to Neji and Sasuke and gave them a pleading look.
"Please?" They pouted and made the dreaded puppy eyes. Sasuke just turned his attention to Emily and Neji tried to too but he knew a split second after the eyes started that he was losing the battle. He sighed heavily and TenTen and Kenisha squealed in delight and jumped on the table, getting ready to pounce on the pie.
"3," TenTen said, readying her fork.
"2," Kenisha said, getting one of her katanas into the pie.
"1!!" Kenisha cut the pie in 8 equal slices and gave 4 to TenTen and 4 to herself then dashed to an open seat and chewed on the mess happily. Lee and Neji stared on, then said the same thing at the same time.
"Damn, that crazy bitch is mine. Holy shit...the pie!!" They looked at eachother in horror and ran to their respectful girlfriends and stole a piece from them. Or at least tried.
"DON'T TOUCH OUR MOTHER F--KIN' PIE, MOOCHERS!!!"
"Are you sure you're okay now?!"
"Yeah, stupid twins; making me throw up all over the place," Emily said, getting up from the floor and wiping her mouth on a towel.
"T-twins..?" Sasuke looked scared.
Emily laughed at him. "No, do you seriously think that this is the work of two 1 month old fetuses?" She pointed at the toilet, which they had neglected to flush. The barf was still there.
"No," Sasuke said in relief and flushed it.
"That's all fine and good; now I'm going to bed," Emily said, and was about to enter the bathroom when Sasuke grabbed her arm.
"Why don't we check? It's about time to, so why not? It could comfirm my fears or answer my prayers." Emily gave him a look but then sighed.
"What the hell; I've wanted to know too. Get some shoes on, we're going to the hospital."
12 minutes later
"F--K NO, JIRAIYA IS NOT DOING MY ULTRASOUND!!!!! I DON'T CARE IF HE SAYS THAT "HE'S QUALIFIED", I WILL NEVER BELIEVE HIM!!" Emily was running out of the hospital in her nightgown, jumping into Sasuke's arms as Jiraiya was pulled out of the hospital by his ear behind her by Tsunade, who was looking pretty pissed.
"But I wasn't going to--"
"JIRAIYA, IF I CATCH YOU AROUND ANY MORE PREGNANT WOMEN IN MY HOSPITAL AGAIN I'M GOING TO CASTRATE YOU!!!! LEAVE," Tsunade yelled in the ear that she was already twisting between two of her fingers, leaving two red bleeding marks where her fingernails were when she let go. Jiraiya yelped as soon as he was let go and ran to wherever his house was. Tsunade sighed heavily and wiped her brow.
"Damn night shift...you need an ultrasound right?" Emily nodded and Sasuke nodded too, though reluctantly, as if trying to deny that this was a test to see if they had twins.
"Alright, then let's get to your room before the night nurses get you," Tsunade said, opening the door.
"Night nurses?"
"Yeah, they're 65 years and up and they do some of the minor wound stuff in the Children's Hospital connected to this one. They go wild over pregnant women and their husbands and truthfully...they scare the living shit out of me," she whispered the last part so no one but the three of them could hear it. When they were about to enter the room, they encountered the so called night nurses. One was especialy fond of Sasuke.
"Oh my, it's that Uchiha boy. Can you believe that he's the father?"
"Really, it isn't that shocking," said another, "That women over there is Emily Kimochi, the new kunoichi from the Land of Grass. By the way, his name is Sasuke Uchiha."
"Uchiha?"
"No, Sasuke Uchiha." Finally the other woman got the picture and gasped.
"You mean--"
"Yes: she a hooker!!"
And Emily had something to say about it.
"Damn...you were right, baa-chan. They are old! Even older than you!! They use the word hooker instead of whore!!" At this, Sasuke snickered. Tsunade looked pissed again.
"Want me to check on your kids or kill them were you stand? No? Then get the hell inside and shut up about my age," she said, ushering them inside the small white room. Inside the room, their was a small bed with two stirrups at the edge of the bed and a beeping machine next to it. And next to that was a TV looking thing with black and white pictures in it.
"Okay, Emily, sit down in that bed and put your heels in those stirrups. I'll walk you through the rest." She turned to Sasuke. "You might as well stay, that is, unless you want to see the inside of your soon-to-be fiancee's..." She didn't continue and Emily turned a deep shade of red. Sasuke shook his head quickly and rushed outside the room, but instead of the night nurses he saw none other than Kenisha, Lee, Neji and TenTen sitting in the waiting room doing nothing but staring into space.
"Why the hell are you guys here? And how the hell did you know we were here?" TenTen got up from the bench and put a small hand on his shoulder.
"Do you seriously think that anything can get past the mistress of water over there," she pointed at Kenisha, who was still looking out into space, "Who can hear a drop of water hit the ground from 2,000 feet in the air? Think again." Neji got up and put his hand on Sasuke's other shoulder.
"And if you think that TenTen's buns are just a fashion statement, think again. Everytime she sets them up, she implants a microscopic wavelength detector inside each bun to sense the movement and position of everything around her. Then that information goes through the nerves inside her head through electrcity and is transferred into her brain. Then she can achieve the real perfect accuracy that she needs." Sasuke backed away from TenTen, eyeing her buns in fear.
TenTen sighed. "I don't really have those things in my hair!! Neji's just being a prick," she gently punched Sasuke in the arm and went back to sitting down in the bench next to Kenisha, who was sleeping curled up against Lee, who was leaning against the wall, staring into space.
That is, until Kenisha finally woke up. "WHY AM I IN A HOSPITAL?!" Some of the night nurses told her to shush and she glared at them, her expression looking strikingly similar to Hokkaido's again.
"Kenisha-chan, we are here because Emily is getting an ultrasound and we are waiting for the results," Lee said softly, petting her head. Kenisha nodded and got up.
"Well, I'm going in--"
"You can't! They're...exposing things in there," Sasuke said, frightened at what she was going to do.
Kenisha scoffed. "I've seen that before. I walked in on her once in the bathroom and immediately ran out faster than the speed of gamma ray light. Which is pretty god damn fast. I'm going in and there is no one in this room who can stop me." She began to walk toward the room's door, much to Sasuke's fear, that is until Lee stepped in.
"But I will be all alone out here...because TenTen and Neji are at the vending machines and Sasuke is being a whiny bitch!! I do not want to be by myself," Lee said in his best baby voice and added puppy eyes for the effect. Kenisha obviously gave in.
"Fine I'll stay, just never use the puppy eyes again, or I'll never get to do what I want."
5 minutes later
"I see two heads in there."
"T-Two...?"
"Yup. You've got yourself a girl and a boy in there. See for yourself." Tsunade handed Emily the ultrasound results, and Emily gasped. There were two small figures in there, and Tsunade pointed out the bodies for her.
"Right there is his foot...and that's her hand...I just told you!! See, there's her hand...and that's his head, next to her foot...no, that's his head, you're looking at her's..."
Emily was marveling at it, unsure of what to say. Until she quoted TenTen. "YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sasuke rushed in. "What? What happened?" Emily smiled at him.
"It seems we do have twins in here, Sasu-kioshi. A boy and a girl."
"A boy and a...g-girl..?" Emily nodded.
"Yup." The tohers came in upon hearing the news from outside the door.
"YAYYYY!!!!"
"Isn't this awesome, Sasuke? You're the father of my cousin's kids!!!"
"Holy crap..." At that moment, Sasuke fainted.
"Should've known," TenTen said, helping Neji drag him out of the room.
Emily: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! I HAVE TWINS INSIDE OF ME!!!!!!!1
Me: Don't say it like that: it makes me think.
Sasuke: What's wrong with thinking?
Emily: Kenisha-chan's perverted, that's why!
Me: AM NOT!! Besides, I wouldn't be talking, you 16 year old whore!!!
Emily: YOU WANNA GO OUTSIDE?!!!
Me: YEAH!!! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS AGAIN!!!
TenTen and Neji: 'sigh' Please Review!!!