Same shit goes for this chapter. I don't own Naruto, never will. But this plot is totally mine and if you steal it hell will look like a very friendly place when I'm done with you. Get the picture?

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"Neji! Come on! We have to watch the youthful Tenten practice her youthful dance skills!" A green spandex clad shinobi cried in great enthusiasm. He was met with a dull stare. "She obviously pours her heart and soul out into the dance!! So we should witness and congratulate her triumphs!!" Lee continued, oblivious to Neji's apparent irritability.

"Lee, you haven't even met her let alone seen her dance, so how do you know she dances well?" Neji grumbled

Lee looked thoughtful for a minute before replying,"Because Naruto said she looks youthful and flexible so she must dance well! If I am wrong I will run 6000 laps around Konoha!"

Neji looked annoyed with Lee's reluctance to shut up. "Fine, I'll match that bet if you are right."

Lee was, for once, speechless. The Neji Hyuuga had never lost a bet and Lee was excited to prove him wrong. "You'll see my youthful comrade. I'll prove you wrong just this once." He said and then proceeded to lead Neji to the dancing studio.

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"Okay! My name's Mary." A chubby red-haired woman said, "Nice to see you boys came to watch our dance class. The ballet class should be coming in soon." Even as she spoke the first of the class came walking onto the lacquered wood floor. Tenten was, naturally, the first one out. She was wearing a clingy black jumper with thin transparent tights and black spandex leg warmers over her Pointe shoes. Kiba, Shikamaru, Naruto, Lee, Shino, Sasuke, and Neji all had to admit she looked… lovely.

"Okay class, we are going to warm up on the bar and then start on the parts for our upcoming performance. Just ignore the gentlemen here." The dance instructor said. All 10 girls in the class gave the set of boys a weird look except Tenten. "They're here to watch our class since we're a new studio here." She said to the girls. "Forget about 'em."

"Oh." The girls all sighed and began working on the bar.

"And here I was hoping to find a nice boyfriend that appreciates the fine arts." One joked. Everyone laughed.

"Oh they appreciate the arts alright." Another said. "If that includes exotic dancers and lap artists." The girls all laughed again, then glanced to make sure that the boys present didn't hear them.

"If you guys are a new troupe here why are there so many students?" Lee asked Mary

"Well, we trained family from each of the girls, when we moved here the relatives just automatically told their cousins and whatnot we were coming so bam, instant students." Mary said absently.

Lee didn't really understand how that really worked but by then all of the class had already warmed up and was awaiting instructions.

"Tenten, sweetie, come here and show these nice boys your part in the new drama." Mary said to the brown haired girl.

"Okay Aunt Mary." Tenten said and walked up to stand 7 feet from the ninja to start her routine.