You're The Last Thing I'll Need

Disclaimer:...I meet Itachi. He was in my room last night. Yup. But oddly I wasn't afraid. I actually enjoyed our encounter xD

Hello everyoneBitty Bitty-san here once more. With chapie 2. YAY

Thx for the reviews guys it really helps me update faster:D

Ok so Imma lay some things out. Naruto IS straight. Sasuke though sadly, is gay. And they will not, I repeat will not fall in love right away. It will be that fighting/friendship type of thing before anything goes down with relationships.

Once more I thank my idiot of a friend, Lyansi for being my beta. Love ya

Ok now enjoy the story lovies

Oh, P.s. My nick name there–Bitty Bitty-san is from my older sister, Beauty Beauty-san that I lovers very much. She's the greatest.

Ha.Ha. Random I kno anyways :

Chapter 2: The dumb and the wise

Sasuke brought his hand up and rubbed his face roughly. Of all relatives ithad to be him, huh?

"Sasuke?" The roommate said as he stood from his bed. That's right Sasuke's bed. Sasuke gave a growl hating how the boy said his name so formally. "Are you not happy to see me?" He asked grinning once more and Sasuke stepped into his room, closing the door with a slight slam, looking to the other raven with a frown.

"I hate you more then I hate Itachi, Sai."

"Oh?"

"Yeah, oh." He snapped out before grabbing his cousins' arm and slung him away from his bed and toward his own. "Don't ever sit on my bed again" He hissed out coldly and Sai only smirked "So mean...Never change do you, Sasuke?" He asked his voice dropping low but his smirk remained.

Sasuke ignored his roommate as he folded his sheets back to make sure the boy hadn't placed anything on his bed to pull a stupid prank on him before bed.

Sai watched quietly as his cousin looked over his bed before the other turned to him sighing heavily "This was my room first Sai, so get something straight. Mess with me or any of my belongings and I'm going to make sure we won't ever see each other again. Ever!" He spat out and poked the smaller male in the chest before going to his closet and looking over his things in there before turning to Sai once more.

"I have changed, by the way. In more ways anyone would comprehend" He said in a soft voice, almost as if he was being kind to his relative. But he wasn't. He was just tired.

Sai rubbed his chest where the other raven poked him at and then frowned before becoming serious himself "Everything you spat out at me goes the same for you, Sasuke" He bit back and then turned going for his laptop and sitting on his own bed, turning his laptop on and checking over his schedule for tomorrow.

Sasuke glared upon his cousin before he looked toward his own bed, making sure his own laptop was still under his pillow.

Upon seeing it was still there and everything still seemed content he glared toward his bastard of a cousin before giving an 'hn' and turning. Dinner; dinner would be good. His pale hand subconsciously went to his stomach as he felt it growl.

As he placed his hand on the knob the other raven spoke up, stopping him in his track "Give me a minute, I'll join you" He said glancing from his laptop to his cousin.

Sasuke only chuckled coldly "You think I'll wait for the likes of you?" He asked before pulling the door open and stepping out of the room and slammed the door, shoving his hands into his pockets as he swallowed, hard. God; how he hated any of his living relative. Itachi and Sai the most! He then made his way down the corridor and down the stairs, heading for the cafeteria before Sai could catch him.

"Bet you can't!" The blond hollered as he dashed out of his room, leaving the door wide open as he ran from his roommate and down the hall, not really paying heed to the boy ahead of him. "Yeah you better run 'Ruto! Cause when I catch you, you're dog food!" The brunette behind him joked loudly as he too came running out of the room, chasing after his roommate to win their childish race.

Sasuke raised a delicately formed eyebrow at the commotion that began behind him but before he could even turn to see what was happening he was rammed into and thrown roughly to the ground with a mass of blond hair in his face. The boy on top of him was apologizing between loud, obnoxious laughs.

As the blond boy sat up Sasuke let his eyes roam over the male while propping himself up on his elbows. Watching as the other sat, one leg propped up and the other slightly curled under him, rubbing the back of his head as he continued to laugh. And Sasuke then noticed something: The blond boys' laugh annoyed the shit out of him.

The ravens' eye twitched as he watched a brunette boy approach them, the boy with the dog from earlier, also laughing obnoxiously before he bent down toward the blond patting his shoulder while announcing that the blond was really something else–in other words, stupid.

With a faint sigh Sasuke pushed himself up in sitting position before standing a moment later. While dusting himself off he watched as the brown-haired male help the laughing, blond idiot up. As he turned to head down the stairs once again he glanced back toward the blond who, thank god, stopped laughing.

"Watch where you're going, you dumb ass." He said dully toward the blond before he shoved his hands into his pockets and began to make his way toward the stairwell again.

The blond frowned as did the brunette "Watch what you say to me, bastard…!" The blond retorted back and Sasuke scoffed; as if his voice wasn't annoying enough now he was yelling.

He then heard the other boy tell the blond to hush and not start anything but the idiot suggested the "duck-butt" started it. Sasuke's eye twitched at the nick name the blond gave him but he ignored it. After all he wanted to be at the cafeteria before his cousin came out of that room and caught up with him.

Naruto growled as Kiba held him back by the crook of his elbow. Naruto hated how the cocky basted just walked off like that, ignoring him. Tch. "Asshole." He muttered as he watched the raven haired bastard disappear though the doors to the stairwell before he turned back to his new friend and grinned stupidly again.

"Back to racing to dinner?" He asked happily and Kiba grinned a moment later before dashing without giving his blond friend a yes or no. "No fair!" Naruto called after before chasing after him in a jog, afraid if he ran any faster he'll hit into someone else. And he was not up for repeating the ravens' cocky attitude with anyone else.

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Sai continued to browse the net even as Sasuke left, he knew that his cousin wouldn't wait for him and he was surprised Sasuke even bothered to talk or even looked his way. He gave a crooked smile at the thought. Maybe Sasuke had changed over the years. Or maybe he was just hoping Sai wouldn't pull any pranks on him if he was a bit friendlier.

Well Sasuke was wrong; Sai would never leave his cousin alone. Now especially since they were roommates, closer then ever–closer in a sense of space, not a bonding type of close though.

With one click of the mouse he put his computer on standby before closing it and placing it under his own pillow. He stood and walked toward the closet, smirking with pure mischief as he pulled a pair of cuffs out and twirled them around his index finger before placing them back. Yeah, he couldn't wait until Sasuke befriended someone, or at least in an Uchiha's case–pissed someone off.

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Sasuke raised a hand to open the door to the cafeteria. He looked around the room and reached into his pocket to get his ID. He blinked slowly before checking his other pockets. Damn it, he came all the way down here without his ID!?

With a nasty curse he turned and noticed the blond was already in line with his brunette friend, both grinning stupidly as they got to know a few people in line ahead of them. Sasuke gritted his teeth before turning his back and heading back and toward the stair well again. For some reason seeing that scene before him got him jealous-- and he hardly knew the boy!

Sasuke figured that's the reason he hated how the boy got attention so easily. Oh, sure Sasuke got attention but it wasn't the type he wanted. He got the screaming fan girls and he didn't even like girls.

As Sasuke got to the top of the stair well it dawned on him that Sai would most likely still be in the room. With a roll of his eyes he made his way for his room but before he could open his room door Sai stepped out, bumping into him almost as if on purpose.

"Oh, so you did wait for me huh?" He asked before side stepping the other raven and closing the door before locking it up. Sasuke growled loudly before pushing Sai aside roughly "No. I didn't, I forgot my ID thanks to you" He spat and Sai only chuckled lowly as he watched Sasuke unlock the door and disappear into the room before reemerging with his ID in hand.

Sasuke looked over his cousin before he shoved his hand into his pocket, making sure he held onto his ID. "I'm not walking down with you, so go another way or wait a few minutes." He said monotone before he made his way back down to the cafeteria.

Sai narrowed his eyes and sat back, waiting. Oh he really couldn't wait to get Sasuke at the right time, when he gets someone he cares for and then, he, Sai can tear them apart. And if Sasuke don't befriend anyone, then he'll find another way to hurt his cousin. Somehow he will figure out a way to hurt his cousin…

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Naruto sat his tray down but before he sat down he looked around the cafeteria as he noticed more people enter. In the short time they were standing in the line, he and Kiba managed to talk to two other boys and were even able to sit and eat with them. Shikamaru, an unenthusiastic boy who often deemed things "troublesome", and Chouji, a pudgy male who seemed to eat a lot, were their names. It seemed that last names weren't "in style" anymore, as the fact that nobody seemed to be giving them out.

'I believe the world is burning to the ground

Oh well I guess we'll find out

Let's see how far we've co-'

Naruto put his finger up to single the boys a 'one second' kind of deal before flipping his phone open without looking at the ID. "Hello?" He answered before turning his back to the boys at the table. His eyes, however, looked toward the raven haired boy from the hallway earlier.

"Do not be late this time Naruto, you were last night. We won't accept it again. Are we clear?" With out bothering to ask who it was Naruto nodded. "Yeah." He answered seconds later, forgetting the male on the other line couldn't see him nodding.

"Good."

And with that last statement, the phone line went dead. Naruto inhaled before tearing his blue eyes from the raven that stood in line now. "Sorry guys, Job called" He said, grinning like an idiot.

"What time is it?" He asked as he sat down and began to eat.

"Ohm, 8:44 ..." Kiba answered, since he was the only one able to do so. Chouji had his mouth full and Shikamaru was far too lazy to even check his phone let along open his mouth to eat.

"You've got to be shitting me!" He yelled with a mouth full of food, causing half of the cafeteria to look his way. But he said nothing else as he swallowed his food and leaped from his seat, running off like a mad dog, making his way for the exit of the cafeteria. Once more he rammed into Sasuke, but neither of them went down this time, Sasuke dropped his tray and Naruto stumbled before running again.

"Sorry!" He called over his shoulder as he disappeared out of the cafeteria door only to hit into someone else, stumbling once more. He took a double glance sure that the two ravens look alike but he put no thought into it. He only had twenty-two minutes to get to work! And damn it all he'll never make it! It was almost an hour ride to the place!

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Sasuke growled loudly in annoyance as he looked down at his tray, his food all over his shoes and the floor. God how he hated that dumb blonde! First the hallway and now this! With a curse he turned from the scene not caring that people gasped or gawked and girls that offered to get him another tray. Fuck it. Fuck it all. He wouldn't eat tonight. Today was a bad day. And this year–as it seems was going to be very, very long and annoying.

Sai watched as Sasuke stormed pass him catching the remaining of apple sauce and pizza sauce on his shoes. He wondered what happen to his cousin; didn't he just go in the cafeteria? And he didn't pull Sasuke as one to eat overly messy. As he got in he saw the tray on the ground, right in the middle of the cafeteria. Ah, so that was it. That blond that ran out in a mad storm must have hit into Sasuke and so thus the reaction Sasuke gave, storming off and to the room.

Well he was proud of himself now. He knew his asshole of a cousin pretty well after all. He smiled as he went in line. All he needed now was a plan to hurt him. Then it clicked. That blue-eyed blond kid. Surely the blond wasn't on good terms with his cousin, and maybe just maybe Sai can get them in a room together. At least he could annoy Sasuke to hell. Hurting him will come later. After all, fighting a rivalry came before friendship, right?

Sais ' lips twisted once more into a sly smile as he grabbed his tray and head for one of the empty tables. As he took a bit of his pizza he watched everyone closely. This year was really going to be something else. And he was sure he was going to love it.

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Naruto rubbed the back of his neck as he made his way up to the club, spotting the maroon-haired male outside waiting for him. As he opened his mouth to explain why he was late the male held his hand up, "Don't. Just go inside and get to work." He snapped out and Naruto nodded before rushing inside and to the back room, where he changed into his uniform and went to the table he was commanded to go to.

There sat a woman in her about her early 20's. She smiled at him and he bowed respectably, "It's a pleasure tonight." He said–just as he said to every customer. She smiled at him and winked, "Oh a pleasure it will be." She said, patting the seat beside her for him to join her. He flashed her a genuine smile before he sat down and opened the bottle of red wine, pouring it into her empty glass. He was required to do so and not talk unless spoken to.

"You know, you're about my brothers' age…" She said in a soft voice and Naruto only gave a fake smile hoping she wasn't going down that road. "Is that so?" He asked as he watched her sip her wine joyfully. "Yes. Maybe you and him can get together or something." Naruto's eye twitched at this–just what did she mean by 'get together or something?'

With a small inhale he smiled again. "Well I'm not aloud to leave the building with customers..." He said and looked off toward the back rooms to see his boss disappear back there. "Unless ranked too, I know." she said sweetly. As Naruto looked to her their eyes met. "Or if the customer pays well." She added and Naruto began to sweat. Oh god where was this going?

As he turned again Sasori–the maroon-haired male, and his boss, was coming to their table with another male Naruts' age. Naruto was now unsure and very nervous. As he took in a deep breath, Sasori spoke up "Naruto, you'll be going with him." He said pointing to the male standing beside him and Naruto's blood ran cold. They can't be serious…? He blinked dumbly before speaking up "O-Ok? But I thought I wasn't aloud to leave...?" He stated, frowning as he finished.

The older male let out a cold chuckle. "Well, he pays great money. So I'm bumping you up to the third rank, but only for tonight and we'll see how well you do." He said giving the male and his sister a smirk and Naruto swallowed.

"W-What if I don't want to?" He asked before standing up and Sasori only shot him an 'excuse-me?' glare. Naruto bit his bottom lip "I'm not gay, I'm not into guys" He blurted out and this caused all three to laugh. The blond teen glanced at the women and then her brother before looking back at Sasori "What's so funny?" He snapped out, getting mad now.

"Naruto, you work at a host club boy, there is not likes, ifs, buts or ands about it. When we have a good paying customer, like these two here," Sasori paused while pointing at the two customers "We do as they wish." He finished, smirking at the blond.

"But, why me?" Naruto asked looking down toward the floor wishing he could just disappear. Damn he never knew anything about sexual intercourse for crying out loud. They deliberately left that part out, huh?

Sasori was getting annoyed, and the growl that erupted from his throat even said so. "You work here; they want you, this is how it's going to be." He snapped out and gabbed Naruto by the arm pulling him against his chest before whispering into his ear, "Don't like that, to god damn bad brat. You fucked your own self up coming into this host club." He hissed out hot breath against Naruto's ear caused the blond to shiver in disgust and fear.

"Ok...ok..." He finally breathed out, giving in. The older male was right. He did mess himself up. And by the looks of it, there was no way out. He stepped back and nodded "Shall we then?" He asked toward the boy who was going to have him for most of the night. The women and her brother smiled as they stood and headed out, Naruto following in tow. God this was going to be the worst night of his life and he knew there would be more like it.

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Kiba peeled one of his eyes open as he heard someone unlocking the room door. He glanced to the clock and frowned heavily before glancing to Naruto bed. It was five am ; they had class in two hours, why was he coming home now? Kiba watched as the blond came into the room, fumbling around, trying to find his way through the dark. Funny, he was walking with a slight limp. A frown plastered the tattooed boys face once more as he watched the blond plop down on his bed with out even changing or checking his laptop for his schedule.

"Naruto..." He whispered out in concern, casing the blond to jump like a mile high off his bed before he lay back down. "Whoa, whoa..." Kiba said sitting up "Sorry to startle you...but are you ok…?" He asked and Naruto nodded before groaning, "Sleep..." Was all he said and rolled over on to his side. Kiba watched the males breathing slow down and moment later he was snoring lightly.

"Heh..." Kiba sighed out before lying back down. Hopefully the blond had afternoon classes.

What ever job the blond had, it must be a hard one if he returned back to the dorms at five a.m. Or maybe it was just this one day? Kiba rolled over so his back was toward his roommate and he closed his eyes, trying to get back to sleep and not worry about his roommate anymore. After all Naruto was well cable of taking care of himself. Or so Kiba hoped.