AN: So here's the sixth chapter. Yay. Anyway, I'm so thankful to everyone who's reviewed. It was like a massive random wave of reviews. So I hope you like this chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, anything to do with it, or Sasuke's couch.

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"But with the curse seal, I might beat you in strength." Sasuke flopped backwards onto his couch, watching Itachi.

Itachi laughed. "No, otouto. You will never surpass me. Ever."

Sasuke pushed some of his hair back. "But I really could. I mean, with the seal and Uchiha blood? I've got the sharingan, all I need is the mangekyou. So all I need is to make another friend that isn't possesed by a demon, not obsessed with being stronger than me, and not gay."

Itachi looked up from the carpet he had been picking at. "What? You're gay?"

"No!"

"A killing, gay brother?"

Sasuke slapped his forehead. "No. I'm talking about Naru-crap."

"Who?" Itachi cocked his head to the side.

"Uzu-ucky Naru-crap. He's the one that's gay. I mean, he likes Sakura. Isn't that proof enough? Sakura's obviously a man. And not to mention that he glomped me." Sasuke shivered, sitting up. "And he's the leader of the 'UCHIHOT RABID FANGIRL CLUB OF RABIDNESS!!!!!©' That means he's rabid for you, too. Makes you think twice about attacking him, doesn't it?"

"What? Wait. Naruto's after me now?" Itachi asked, sitting on his knees.

"Yeah." Sasuke waved his hand. "I don't really know. He said something about wanting to repopulate the clan."

"MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!" Itachi jumped to his feet, his eyes flashing to their mangekyou state. "I'LL KILL HIM!" Suddenly, Itachi swayed a bit. "I've got to stop doing that. I'll strain my eyes too much." He slumped back down. "Tobi always tells the leader, and then that gets annoying."

Sauke picked at a speck on the couch. "Tobi taught Neji everything he knows." He shrugged. "Just felt like saying so."

Itachi furrowed his brow. "Wait. You mean he didn't learn from you?" Sasuke shook his head. "Why not?"

"Too advanced." Sasuke flicked the speck across the room.

Itachi shook his head. "If mother and father saw you now…" he trailed off.

Sasuke shot up. "Mother! Father!" His eyes glazed over as he drifted into the past. Suddenly, he was brought back to the present. "They're gone!" He turned on Itachi, his sharingan on. "And it's all your fault!"

Itachi shrugged. "Had to see how strong I was. And they were all that were left."

Suddenly, Sasuke fell off the couch, kneeling and with his hands clasped. "Why couldn't you have killed me, too?" His arm flew to his forehead in an angsty pose.

Itachi smirked. "Because you were too young and your hatred could have grown."

"Why not just end the clan at once?"

Itachi shook his head, standing. "It's too late now, brother."

"NO!" Sasuke flung forward and grabbed the bottom of Itachi's robe. "It's not! Just do it now! End my existance! I will fight you until I die if you refuse to kill me!"

Itachi tried to pull his robe back from Sasuke. "Sasuke, please! You're dripping angst on the carpet. Besides, your hatred isn't strong enough! And don't you want to go to Neji's party?"

Sasuke paused. "Yeah, you're right. We'll save my destruction for afterwards." He stood, brushing angst off of himself.

Itachi smirked. "I'm your ride there."

"Hey, oniisan. Question." Sasuke turned to Itachi. "What's with the nail polish?"

Itachi glanced down at his perfect purple manicure. "It's an Akatsuki thing. It helps us find each other. Kind of like a tracking devise."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "But again, why purple? Do the others even use purple?"

Itachi nodded. "Yeah. I know, because I painted theirs once. We had a nail painting party."

Out of topics, Sasuke's mind reverted back to the discussion of Itachi and Orochimaru's kiss. He smiled a devious smile. "ITACHI AND OROCHI SITTING IN A TREE!" He ran at Itachi.

"AH!" Itachi plugged his ears.

"K-I-S-S-I-N-G! FIRST COMES LOVE! THEN COMES MARRIAGE! THEN COMES KISAME TO GET BACK HIS ITACHI!"

Itachi scowled at Sasuke. "Kisame and I are not gay!"

"Doesn't mean he doesn't like you." Sasuke smirked to himself.

"I wouldn't know, seeing as I'm not Kisame." Itachi pondered to himself. "But he has been clingy lately."

Sasuke smiled. "So mangekyou him into telling you."

Itachi smiled. "I think I will. Wait here." In a puff of smoke, Itachi disappeared, transporting himself to the Akatsuki headquarters.

"Makes you wonder why he bothers walking," Sasuke muttered to himself. He waited for Itachi to return, putting the pillows back on the couch. Just as he was replacing the last one, he heard another puff behind him. "Itach-" He was suddenly hugged by his older brother.

"SASUKE!" Itachi wailed, holding him tightly. Sasuke noticed he was sobbing.

"What is it?"

Itachi shook, tears streaming down his face. "Orochimaru was at the hide out! He just…tied me down to a chair…and started…making out with me! And he almost….molested me! Then….he pinched my sides…got my mouth opened….and in went his tongue! I'm scarred for life!" He let out a huge sob.

Sasuke vomitted in his mouth, but he let Itachi hug him. "It's alright. It'll be okay…."

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AN: So that's the best point I could find to end that chapter. The next ones will be a bit longer, as I realized I'm on document two of thirty that I still need to write. Anyway, I'm really, really thankful to everyone who reviewed! Your words are so great!

Thank you!