A/N: Wrote this when I wrote chapter 13. I just wanted to see some of your reviews. Anyways, here it is. It's another reason for the T rating. Yayz….

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything to do with it, nor do I own strawberries and pleather. Also, the concept of these fangirls is property of Wicked Enough and can be found in her Rurouni Kenshin: Tales of a Sexy Swordsman. I wrote that before I thought about turning this chat into a fic, so please don't be mad. I altered it a bit.

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Rolling over, Sasuke sighed. "Uhn?" As he opened his eyes, he noticed a group of people crouded around his bed.

"The bishi!" One of the nurses shrieked, and the rest of them squealed.

"GO AWAY!" Sasuke yelled, turning to Itachi's bed. Itachi wasn't there, but in his place was yet another note. Sighing, Sasuke picked it up.

Sasuke,

When you wake up, I will not be there. As I said, I would like to say that this won't take long, but who knows? Don't worry. I'm not going to die. I will be fine. But when I get back I will be sleeping most likely. If you want to check on me, just shake me.

But I want to warn you: be on your toes. The other Akatsuki members are after you and me because of the Leader. I know that I could take them, but I just want to warn you. And just because someone will be posing as me, I won't be wearing my necklace and my hair will be down.

I love you.

Sweet dreams,

Itachi

"Stupid Akatsuki." Sasuke set the note back down. He was just about to walk back to his bed when he heard someone behind him.

"I'm back, little one." Itachi was standing against the wall. "Sleep well?"

"Um…I think so," Sasuke replied, straightening up. "I don't know what those nurses did to me in my sleep…" He shivered.

Itachi cocked his head to the side. "What?" Sasuke sighed and pointed nine paragraphs up.

"I'll hurt those nurses," Itachi vowed.

"Come on!" Sasuke smirked. "It's not their fault they're attracted to a BIB! Bishi in Boxers!"

Itachi sighed. "I'll kill them once I get my strength back. I kinda…passed out on the way home."

"ONIISAN!" Sasuke was suddenly livid.

"Yeah, I didn't feel too well, but my wounds didn't re-open. Thank God." He sighed and slumped down on his bed.

Sasuke got up and started to get his clothing together when he stopped. "Um, Itachi? They…left fan art…" He shivered violently.

"Do I want to know? Do you know what the nurses look like?" Itachi asked, plotting revenge.

"I don't know what they look like…" Sasuke replied, still shaking violently. "But they left us a drawing." Moving slowly and shakily, he handed it to his brother. "I think I'm scarred for life. Seriously. I am."

Itachi looked down at the horrible yaoi SasuItachi massive incest picture. He then swore a lot.

"WHAT????? HOW DARE THEY!!! I'LL KILL THEM!!!!" He was breathing heavily and steeming angrily. "I'll KILL THEM, EVEN IF IT KILL ME!"

"Oniisan!" Sasuke had his hands up in front of his face. "Down boy! Remember your wounds and inability to Mangekyou!"

"I DON'T CARE RIGHT NOW!" Itachi roared. "I'LL STRANGLE THEM! I'LL STAB THEM! I'LL KILL THEM! I'LL THROW THEM OUT OF THE WINDOW! I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT MY INJURIES! I'LL OVERUSE MY EYES AND KILL THEM! TORTURE THEM! THEIR MINDS WILL BE DESTROYED!" Whirling madly, Itachi punched a hole in the wall.

"Oniisan!" Itachi turned to Sasuke, several thousand veins popping out, his face bright red, his eyes slits, breathing fire, and a dark aura flickering around him that gave off static noises. "Calm down! You're acting like me!"

"WE ARE RELATED! AND I WON'T CALM DOWN!" Itachi yelled, punching another hole in the wall.

"ONIISAN!" Sasuke yelled, standing up now. "STOPPIT! You have to calm down! This is insanity!"

Itachi turned to him again, his anger building. "You're going to have to knock me out or tie me down!"

Sasuke fumbled for words. "But, Oniisan! I don't want to hurt you!" He shrugged. "Oh, well. I'm an avenger."

Itachi totally ignored him and started making his deadly way towards hunting down the nurses. Moving quickly, Sasuke built up a small Chidori and hit him in the side, although not fataly. "Sorry, Oniisan."

"GHAA!" Itachi fell to the ground, his side and back bleeding. He coughed up blood.

"Oniisan!" Sasuke turned towards the door. "NURSE!"

The Mary Sue nurse showed up in the door, looked the boxered Sasuke up and down and smirked. "Yes, bishi-sama?"

Sasuke sweat dropped.

The nurst turned her attention towards Itachi. "Oh! Itachi-sama's hurt! I'll go fetch the rest of the staff!"

With speed yet unheard of, Itachi got to his feet and charged at the nurse. "I'LL KILL YOU!"

Sasuke, acting fast, hit the Mary Sue nurse. "Other nurse!" he yelled quickly, trying to hold back the approaching Itachi.

"MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!"

"Y-yes?" A normal nurse entered the door.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yelled the Mary Sue nurse, falling to the floor in a shower of flower petals and glitter, her unconscious body hitting the ground in slow motion.

The other nurse squeaked and backed up.

"MY EYES! THEY BURN!" Itachi yelled, his hands going up to cover his eyes as he flailed around.

"Wanna sedate him for me?" Sasuke asked her as Itachi flailed into a lamp and started strangling it.

"Um…" The nurse reached inside her uniform and pulled out a saringe. Moving quickly, she poked Itachi with it.

"I told you, Oniisan," Sasuke said.

Suddenly, Itachi whipped around, grabbed the nurse's arm, and threw her against the wall. The moment she was down, he was standing over her, kunai in hand, a completely psychotic expression on his face.

"ONIISAN!" Sasuke yelled.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

"CHIDORI!" Sasuke hit Itachi hard with his jutsu, knocking Itachi into the wall.

"GAHHHHHHHH!" Itachi yelled, flying backwards.

"STOPPIT!" Sasuke demanded, breathing heavily and holding his arm. "IF I HAVE TO CHIDORI AGAIN, WE'LL BOTH BE DEAD!:

"NEVER! NOT AFTER WHAT THEY DID!" Itachi was beyond all reasoning.

"WE'LL BOTH BE DEAD! YOU WILL HAVE KILLED YOUR ONLY BROTHER! THE UCHIHAS WILL BE EXTINCT!" Sasuke yelled, watching sense come back to Itachi.

Suddenly, Itachi crumpled into a heap, shaking horribly as tears fell from his eyes.

"Itachi? Calm down!" Sasuke dropped to his level, putting his arm around his brother. "Shh. It's okay. I promise."

Itachi shook his head and leaned into Sasuke. "No it's not."

"What do you mean, oniisan?" Sasuke asked, stroking his hair. He noticed Itachi's tears streaming down his face. "Shh. Calm down. It's okay."

"No. No it's not." Itachi's tears were stainging Sasuke's shirt.

"What do you mean, oniisan?" Sasuke asked. He noticed Itachi was sobbing and shaking, rolling back and forth. "Shh. Calm down. It's okay."

"No. It's not okay." Itachi looked up at Sasuke. "I could have…." Itachi seemed to have a flashback or something, as he started screaming, holding his head, and rolling back and forth.

"Itachi!" Sasuke was now quite alarmed. "Tell me!"

Itachi looked up at Sasuke. "I'm so sorry, Sasuke! I'm so very, very sorry! I could have killed us both…and it would have been the end of the Uchihas!" He shook his head again, and Sasuke noticed the wound on his side had started bleeding. "I'm so very, very sorry." Falling to the side, Itachi was breathing shallowly again.

"Itachi!" Sasuke yelled, moving towards him. Suddenly, he felt something prick him. Turning around, he saw the nurse holding up a tranquilizer. "Damn you, wench." Sasuke fell forward.

"SASUKE!" Itachi shot up and glared at the nurse. "What the hell did you do to my little brother?"

"Nothing!" The Mary-Sue Nurse held up her hands. "I just sedated him. The same should be happening to you soon!" She smiled. "You'll be safe with us. We're going someplace very special." She glittered. "Sleep well now, Itachi-sama."

"Nnnnnghnnnn," Sasuke mumbled in his sleep.

"Sasuke!" Itachi scooted over towards him. "You alright?" He shook Sasuke's body. "C'mon, wake up! Are you alright? Are you hurt?"

The Nurse frowned. "Go to sleep now, Itachi-sama. Sasuke-sama will be fine."

"Nng," Sasuke muttered.

Itachi ignored her, shoving Sasuke. "Sasuke. C'mon man. I know you're in there. You can do it."

"I-itachi?" Sasuke asked, his eyes still closed and his words slurred.

"There! That's it! You can do it!" Itachi squeezed his hand.

"Itachi?"

"Sasuke?" Itachi asked hopefully.

Sasuke shook his head. "I don't wanna eat the fox's ice cream, Itachi. Make it stop…." His sentence faded out into a snore.

Itachi sweat dropped. Shaking his brother furiously, he screamed, "SNAP OUT OF IT! WAKE UP!"

"Damn, Itachi-sama," the nurse said, brandashing a saringe. "It takes three of these to knock you out?" She poked him with another one.

"NO!" Sasuke yelled. "Naruto! I don't want to eat the nine tails!"

The Nurse raised an eyebrow. "Are all his dreams about food?"

Itachi shoved her away. "You get the hell away from us, you psycho." He shook Sasuke faster so Sasuke was rolling at incredible speeds.

"BUTTERFLIES!" Sasuke yelled.

Itachi sighed and summoned a pail of cold water, which he flung on Sasuke.

"NO!" Sasuke screamed. "FOX MILK!"

Itachi smacked his face. "Wake up, dammit!" He was crashing fast and running out of chakra.

"Owie!" Sasuke said, offended. "Not nice, Mr. Owl." He curled up in a ball, a smirk on his sleeping face as he dreamed on.

"God dammit!" Itachi yelled, turning his eyes on Sasuke's. "Mangekyou Sharingan!" Instantly, Sasuke and Itachi were transported to an alternate reality. Itachi stabbed his brother. "Now-" stab. "You'd better-" stab. "wake up!" stab. "Unless you want more pictures like that going around."

Sasuke's face contorted in a less-than-please expression. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Neji! Stoppit! I don't sway that way!"

Itachi couldn't take it. The tranquilizers were too much. He passed out, landing next to Sasuke.

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A/N: Sorry for the long break before updating. I was preoccupied. Also, today is my birthday! Yay! Lol. So that means a lot of reviews from you people! Heh. Anyway, next chapter is the best.

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