A/N: Hey there! I'm updating again. Yay! Heh. Anyway, I'm going away for Christmas and the following week or so, so I can't update. I will when I get back, though!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or anything to do with it. I don't own the Rabid Fangirls Land, even though I have altered it, as that is property of Wicked Enough. I don't own any of the animes I make reference to, either. I also don't own any strawberries.
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Sasuke came back to his senses slowly. "Nng? Itachi?" Sitting up slowly, he opened his eyes to an unfamiliar place. The ground was covered with hot pink carpet decorated with several hearts and rose petals. The walls were painted the same shade of pink, and the ceiling was made so it looked like one was looking up at a star-lit night sky. "Where are we?"
Sasuke's eyes drifted to Itachi, who was laying next to him under a pink blanket. "Oniisan?" He shook his brother. "Oniisan, this isn't good!"
Suddenly, movement caught Sasuke's eyes. "Oh crap." What Sasuke hadn't noticed were the pack of fangirls dressed in the same pink, but in varying amounts of cloth. They stood around the corners of the room, forming a ring around the Uchihas.
"Thank"
"you"
"for"
"joining"
"us"
"young"
"bishi." Every word was spoken by a different girl, but all in the same creepy tone. Suddenly, from far off screen, Sasuke heard shouts.
"NO! DON'T TOUCH ME, DATEBAYOU!"
"No! Don't touch my Tenseiga!"
"Ah! Stay away! I'm too short for you, right? Go take my brother instead!"
"RUKIA! OH GOD! RUKIA, HELP ME!"
"Ryuuk! I need the Shinagami eyes NOW!"
"Take this one's Sakabatou instead! The other sword isn't needed!"
"Just because I'm rubber doesn't mean you should bend me like THAT!"
"If you keep tugging like that, I'll be the no-winged-angel!"
"WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL? NO WAY I'M DOING THAT WITH THAT STUPID RAT!"
Sasuke's eyes quickly got rediculously wide. "No. This is….rabid fangirl land!" Whirling around, he started shaking Itachi relentlessly. "ITACHI! WAKE UP!" It was clear he wasn't making any progress. Determined to fight off the fangirls if necessary, Sasuke stood up and faced them.
"You'll pay-WHAT THE HELL AM I WEARING?"
"Pleather."
Sasuke felt an involuntary shiver run through his body. Diving back towards Itachi, he yelled, "ITACHI! WAKE UP PLEEEEAAASE!"
"He"
"won't"
"wake"
"up."
Frustrated, Sasuke attempted to fling the covers off of Itachi. Unfortunately, this left him with a lot of mental scarring. "OH GOD! WHAT IS ITACHI WEARING?" Sasuke fell to the side, holding his eyes. "MY EYES! THEY BURN! OH THE MENTAL SCARRING!"
While Sasuke was writhing back and forth, the circle of fangirls had moved in closer around him.
"Come"
"play"
"with"
"us!"
"AHHHHH!"
"Nng." Itachi mumbled, finally coming to. His eyes remained closed as he balanced on the line between sleep and alertness.
"LEMME GOO!" Sasuke yelled from off to Itachi's left. "DON'T TOUCH THAT! LEMME GOO!"
"Sasuke?" Itachi rolled over, attempting to open his eyes. Unfortunately, his last moment Mangekyouing had left him temperarily blind. "Where are you? I can't see anything."
"Here!" The shout came from a pile of writhing fangirls.
"Where?" Itachi swung his hand out wildly, attempting to make contact with his brother.
"HERE!" The fangirls overtook him, and Sasuke sunk into their masses.
"Weeeee!" The entire piled yelled in unison. Itachi used this sound to start crawling in the right direction.
"HELP ME!"
"Come"
"with"
"us"
"Sasuke"
"-sama!"
"Sasuke!" Itachi was closer now. "Keep talking and I'll find you!"
"I'm over here! I'm-" Suddenly, the room filled with the sound of an aerosol can. "AH! NO! NOT THE WHIPPED CREAM! ITACHIIIIIIII!"
"Now do you understand why I wanted to kill them?" Itachi asked, sifting through the mass of girls.
"Yesssss!" Sasuke sounded close to tears. "AH! NO! STRAWBERRIES!"
Itachi shoved through the mass of girls and grabbed at Sasuke's hand.
"Itachi, is that you?" Sasuke asked, his voiced panicky.
"Yes. Place your other hand on top of mine to make sure, though." Itachi was oddly calm.
Sasuke obeyed, placing his hand on what he thought was Itachi's hand. "Ew. That is SO not your hand!"
"Teehee!" The fangirl giggled.
Determined, Sasuke grabbed Itachi's hand. "Itachi?"
"Yes?"
"SAVE ME! I'M-" Suddenly, a rather large and juicey strawberry was shoved into Sasuke's mouth. "-AHOIGNIUSDG FIUGBWK!"
"You're what?" Itachi asked, clasping Sasuke's hand. "Eat the freakin strawberry!"
Sasuke obediantly chewed on the strawberry. "Ew. That leafy green stuff doesn't taste good. Itachi! I'm being-MORE WHIPPED CREAM!"
"Ffffffffft!"
"I HWATE WUHIPUED CWEAM!" Spitting the substance out, Sasuke returned to Itachi. "Quickly, Itachi! Before they notice you!"
"Hello"
"Itachi"
"-sama."
"Shit." Sasuke went back to cleaning his mouth of whipped cream.
"What the hell do you want?" Itachi clearly didn't like the fangirls. "If you even think of touching me…"
"You"
"look"
"good"
"in"
"pleather."
Itachi's face turned bright red. "I'll Mangekyou Sharingan your ass!"
"Oh"
"please"
"do."
This was too much for Sasuke. He had to save his brother from this fate. "ITACHI!"
Snarling, Itachi tripped the closest fangirl. Her mini skirt rode up as she fell. "You're a sick little whore. You make me sick." He kicked her in the side.
"Good"
"then"
"we"
"can"
"nurse"
"you"
"back"
"to"
"health."
The fangirls watched as their comrad was beaten.
"Oh!"
"Get"
"violent,"
"Itachi"
"-sama!"
"Do"
"it!"
"EW!" Sasuke yelled, breaking free of a few of the girls. "Itachi! Run! SAVE YOURSELF!"
"Mangekyou Sharingan! Mangekyou Sharingan! Mangekyou Sharingan! Mangekyou Sharingan! Mangekyou Sharingan!" Itachi spun in a circle, Mangekyouing everyone close to him.
One of the fangirls Itachi had Mangekyoud giggled. "Thank you, Itachi-sama. I always wanted to be inside your mind!"
Itachi ignored her. "No, Sasuke! I will not leave you here! And where would I run to? I don't know where we are. I can't see, remember?"
"You're a big help," Sasuke grumbled.
Itachi pinched his arm hard. "Wanna say that again?"
"Ug. Itachi! Now is not the time to be fighting! I have chocolate sauce on my ear! And you should concider yourself lucky for not being able to see. Pleather is scary!" Finally coming up with a plan, Sasuke flared up his Chidori.
"Oooooooo! Preeeettty!" the fangirls said in unison.
Sasuke narrowed his eyes, facing one of the fangirls, and was about to charge when he heard a voice.
"Now that's enough, girls. You can stop now. You've had your fun."
Turning slowly, Sasuke faced the voice and started. Before him stood Pein, a smile on his face and a mob of fangirls at his side.
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A/N: THERE WILL BE A CHRISTMAS INSTALLMENT OF FUN WITH UCHIHAS! Please submit any questions or suggestions you have for any of the characters so they can answer them in the next segment! Just leave a review and I'll hopefully include it in the next chapter!
Hey! Hope you liked it. If you were confused as to those pleas for help from off screen, they were as follows:
"NO! DON'T TOUCH ME, DATEBAYOU!" – Naruto from Naruto
"No! Don't touch my Tenseiga!" – Inuyasha from Inuyasha
"Ah! Stay away! I'm too short for you, right? Go take my brother instead!" – Ed from Full Metal Alchemist
"RUKIA! OH GOD! RUKIA, HELP ME!" – Ichigo from Bleach
"Ryuuk! I need the Shinagami eyes NOW!" – Light/Raito from Death Note
"Take this one's Sakabatou instead! The other sword isn't needed!" – Himura Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin
"Just because I'm rubber doesn't mean you should bend me like THAT!" – Luffie from One Piece
"If you keep tugging like that, I'll be the no-winged-angel!" – Sephiroth from FFVII
"WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL? NO WAY I'M DOING THAT WITH THAT STUPID RAT!" – Kyou Sohma from Fruits Basket
These guys may make another appearance if I ever choose to do an intermission in this fic.
Hope you liked!
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