SajaNatalia: Hey there, everybody and welcome to the Fun With Uchihas Christmas Party!!!

I want to start off by saying thanks to all of you who wished me a happy birthday! And thanks to all of you who have stuck through this far. And now, on to the festivities!

Woah! This is the first time I've ever talked in one of my fanfics. Cool!

Anyway, I've decided to take a short break in Fun With Uchihas and have a Christmas Party with the characters! Basically, they're going to be randoming about in a few short bits. And after that, they'll be answering some of your frequently asked questions!

Anyway, on with the fun!

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Intermission:

Decorating

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Sasuke stretched as he got out of bed. Sighing, he walked over to his mirror and glanced at his reflection. Nothing too special. Walking to his door, he slid it open and nearly stepped on a furry something.

Alarmed, Sasuke looked down to notice a Santa hat decorated lovingly with the Uchiha fan. "What's this?" he asked. A note sat next to the hat.

Dear Sasuke,

I have been out and about the past few days, and I've noticed all of the decorations that people have put up. I think we should do the same. Maybe we'll even have fun doing it!

Love you and Merry Christmas,

Itachi

Sasuke sighed. Decorating? How about not? Suddenly, the air filled with the sounds of jingling bells and footsteps. In a few moments, Sasuke as overtaken by Itachi.

"SASSSSUKKKKKEEE!" Itachi yelled. Sasuke did his best not to fall over. Craning his neck, Sasuke noticed what Itachi was wearing. He was dressed from head to toe in bright red and fluffy white. On his head perched a Santa hat, decorated with several jingle bells.

"Why the ridiculous outfit?" Sasuke asked, shoving Itachi away. "Is that fully necessary?"

Itachi smirked. "Yes. And don't worry, brother. I haven't forgotten you!" A green and red elf costume was thrust in Sasuke's face, accompanied by more jingles. "Isn't it adorable?"

"No." Sasuke backed away from the outfit as far as he could. "Get that away from me."

Itachi's expression fell. "You won't wear it? Even for your big brother?'

"I wouldn't wear it even if it brought the clan back to life," Sasuke spat, recoiling from the outfit. "Go burn it."

Itachi sniffled. "Well, that's so…sad!" Suddenly, he burst into sobs, using the outfit as a handkerchief.

"If you think crying's going to make me wear that outfit," Sasuke replied. "You're dead-"

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"-Right."

"You look so cute!" Itachi hugged his brother to his chest the moment Sasuke stepped out of his room. "Just like a real elf!"

"What is it about a grown man crying that makes you do what they want?" Sasuke asked.

"Well…" Suddenly, music filled the room. "You can't hold it! It's a reflex! Doo dee doo dee do de," Itachi sang. "You can't see it! It's a reflex!"

"Stop!" Sasuke hit the non-existent music. "That's so disturbing!"

"Not as disturbing as this!"

Sasuke suppressed a shiver. He had done his best not to look in the mirror as he had donned the ridiculous outfit, but now that Itachi swung him around the room, he caught his reflection.

The hat was pointy and stuck straight up with little elf ears pinned to the side and the Konoha symbol indented into the middle. The rest of the outfit was blindingly green, and jingle bells hung from every available scrap of cloth, making it sound like an invasion of tiny birds every time Sasuke moved.

"Great!" Itachi yelled, throwing Sasuke aside, and putting on a CD entitled SajaNatalia's Christmas Hits. "Now on to decorating!" He held up a paintbrush, thick with red paint.

"Ooooh no." Sasuke grabbed the paintbrush from his brother. "You're not painting my house."

"Not your house, silly." Itachi advanced upon him. "You!"

Sasuke backed away, accidentally tripping over his coffee table and landing on his back. "Noo! No paint for me! This costume is bad enough. I don't need to look like a dead elf! Besides, it'll take weeks to wash that out of my hair!"

Itachi sighed, shaking his head back and forth. "I don't understand, Sasuke. You wouldn't help your own brother in his time of need. I guess you really are heartless." He turned away, hugging himself tightly.

"Why?" Sasuke asked, pushing himself to his feet. "Why do you have to be like that? It dishonors the Uchiha line! If mother and father knew that their oldest son would be crying because of paint, they'd die of disgrace! Of course, if they weren't already dead."

Itachi didn't say anything, but only sniffled in the corner.

"FINE!" Sasuke marched forward, grabbed the paintbrush, and slapped a large line of red paint down his front. "There! Better?"

"Yes! Much!" Itachi exclaimed, leaping to his feet.

"Good." Sasuke sighed and sat down on his couch. "Now what?"

"GLITTER!" Itachi sang, holding up a pale of glitter. In one swift moment, he had blown off the glitter on the top at Sasuke, causing it to stick to the paint. "Now you're a pretty elf!"

"WHAT THE HELL?" Sasuke fumed, shooting up from this couch. "What the HELL?"

"I wanted to decorate!" Itachi explained.

"So why are you attacking me with all this stupid stuff? Why not go decorate already?" Sasuke demanded, his eyes filled with fire.

"I did decorate," Itachi informed him. "I wanted to decorate you. Job well done! Ta!" And with that, he disappeared in a poof of glitter, leaving one very shiny and very annoyed Sasuke in his wake.

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Decorating

End

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SN: There! Hope you liked that! By the way, the song Itachi was singing was The Electric Slide. Sadly, I don't know that song, so I appologize for the lyrics.

So I said earlier that I was going to have some of the characters answer questions. Well, here they are! Please give a warm round of applause to our guests! Sasuke and Itachi!

Sasuke: How did I get talked into this?

Itachi: Hey! It's fun! Maybe you'll learn some stuff about me!

SN: And now, on with the questions!

Question 1:

Q: SharinganWarriorTribute says, "ask Itachi if he has ever considered reading Icha Icha Paradise.(I have a copy if he wants to borrow it.)"

A:

Itachi: -scrambles away from the host.- Oh dear! Icha Icha Paradise? Doesn't Kakashi read that?

Sasuke: Yes.

Itachi: Well, that's interesting to know.

SajaNatalia: You still haven't answered the question, Itachi-san.

Itachi: Oh, well, um, I considered reading it a while ago. It looked interesting, and I was out of books, seeing as Zetsu had decided that every sheet of paper was the pelt of one of his kin and had therefore threatened to eat anyone he caught with a book. But then Kakashi stopped by, and, well, I couldn't resist!

Sasuke and SN: O.O

Itachi: Well, they asked! It wasn't even that bad of a book! Actually, I think you'd like it, Sasuke.

Sasuke: I've already read it. It's Neji's guide to fun.

Itachi and SN: O.O

SN: MOVING ON!

Question 2:

Q: This question is from SoraTakara. "Sasuke, what is your favorite breed of dog?"

A:

SN: That's…an interesting question…

Sasuke: What the hell type of question is that? Um…husky? Maybe? I don't know.

Itachi: I love toy poodles!

SN: Oh dear God.

Question 3:

SN: Well, this question was probably directed at me. No matter.

Q: Haku's No.1 Girl asks, "By the way, what IS pleather? I know it's wousion of leather, and something else, but what IS the something else?"

A:

SN: Pleather is a mix between plastic and polyurethane or PVC. (Thank you, Wikipedia.) However, the Uchiha brothers define it differently.

Itachi: Pleather is the devil.

Sasuke: The horrible mental images! The memories! Nooooo!

Rabid Fangirl 1: We

Rabid Fangirl 2: Like

Rabid Fangirl 3: It!

Sasuke and Itachi: O.O FLEEEE!!!!!

Question 4:

Q: Ametheneko asks, "Which of the Akatsuki members do you find the most attractive?"

A:

Itachi: Other than myself? Hmm…

Sasuke: He's gonna say Kisame. And then I'm gonna laugh and never let him live it down.

Itachi: What? No I'm not! The sexiest Akatsuki is Deidara!

Sasuke: What?

Itachi: What? Did I take your choice?

Sasuke: No! Um…The Sexiest Akatsuki is definitely Konan.

SN: You only say that because she's female.

Sasuke: No!

SN: Uh-huh….

Sasuke: -reading card- Hey! Wait! This question is from Ametheneko!

SN: So?

Itachi: That's you!

SN: Ummm…FLEE!

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SN: Well, that about wraps up this year's Christmas party! I hope you all had some fun, maybe a few laughs, and your share of Neji!

Neji: -giggles-

SN: I'll probably be having a few more intermissions like this on different major holidays if I get enough of a positive response. Look out for them! Until next time, good bye, and Merry Christmas!