Day Three: Diary (aka Sheldon)
In his room, glaring and cussing at his clock was...you guessed it. Dallas Winston. Who else in the gang would cuss at a clock?! Johnny?
"Move explicit faster you explicit explicit clock!" he growled. But even his most terrifying glare and ear-wilting cusses couldn't make time go by any faster. Eventually, he fell into a deep and peaceful sleep...
"FIRE!!!"
"Augh! What?! Where?!" Dally shouted, falling off the bed.
Two-Bit grinned. Even if he'd pay dearly for it later, he just couldn't resist messing with Dally. "Yes?" he asked innocently.
Dally threw his clock at Two-Bit and missed.
"Missed me!" Two-Bit gloated. He was still gloating when a book connected with his face. "OW! Jesus Christ!" he grumbled, rubbing his forehead. "Hey, what is this anyway?"
"My diary." Dally blurted out.
Two-Bit's grin turned more than a bit evil. "Oh, really?"
"Yes." Dally whispered miserably.
"It's pink." Two-Bit said, his smile now slightly demonic. "Let's see if the inside is pink too..."
"NO! Keith Mathews, if you read that, I'll go to a gay bar and-"
"As if you wouldn't do that anyway!" Two-Bit muttered under his breath.
"AND tell everyone there you're a fag looking for cheap sex!" Dally finished.
"Hmm, Dally's diary, or no Dally's diary. Yeah, definitely worth it." Two-Bit said, opening it.
Dally lunged trying to grab the diary, but Two-Bit ran out the door, reading as he went.
Dear Diary,
No, that sounds too girly! How about a tuff name like...Sheldon. Yeah...
Dear Sheldon,
"You named it Sheldon?!" Two-Bit shouted, as he ran through Dally's house.
"Shut the fuck up, and give me my goddamn dia-I mean journal back!" Dally shouted, chasing Two-Bit.
"NEVER" Two-Bit yelled back.
Dear Sheldon,
I've decided to join a boyband! It's always been a secret dream of mine! I can sing with b5 or maybe even get together with Justin Timberlake. I mean, sing together! You think boybands are tuff, right? Right?! Or I could become a woman...
"MATTHEWS!!!" Dally shouted. "Get back here!"
"You'll never take us alive!!" Two-Bit shouted back.
"Wasn't planning to." Dally growled, slowly walking towards Two-Bit. Two-Bit took a step back, and his back hit the wall. Dally lunged, and Two-Bit ducked under his arms, and spun around to face Dally again.
"I won't tell anyone about Sheldon..." Two-Bit said, before continuing, "IF," Dally groaned. "IF you go along with my plan to convince the rest of the gang to whup the Socs in..."
"In what?!" Dally demanded.
"A dance off."