A/N:Hey my peeps! Well here is the next chapter and it was written by a friend of mine so enjoy!

Sasuke's Answering Machine:

"I Cant Answer The Phone Right Now Because Im Cutting Myself In The Emo Corner" .

message 1: Itachi:

Haha I Made My Foolish Little Brother Emo!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl chokes to death

Message 2: Ino:

OMG HEY SASUKE I LOVE U SO MUCH!!! IF YOUR WONDERING HOW I GOT YOUR NUMBER I LIKE SNEAKED INTO YOUR HOUSE AND LIKE OMG IM LEAVING A MESSAGE ON SASUKE'S ANSWERING MACHINE!!! - fan girl screech - oo

Message 3:Orochimaru:

CENSORED everything oro had to say to sasuke was to gross... O.o

A/n Yeah I know it's shrot but hey the next chapter will be really long I promise!!!!!