A/N: okay so here is NEJI'S!!!! I thought It was pretty finny myself... but then again I do laugh at my lame jokes as well. BUT THIS IS NOT LAME!!!!!

Neji's Answering Machine:

Hello. It was most likely your destiny to call so leave a message after the beep. Oh and Lee I do not want a rematch. (beep!)

Message 1: Lee

NEJI!!!! I challenge you! We will spar tomorrow after noon and I will finally beat you! MEET YOU THERE!!!!! (beep!)

Message 2:Ten Ten

Hey Neji. I heard Lee challenged you again. Just wandering if you're going to show up 'cause if you are I was wondering if we could train before the match. And knowing you, you are probably not going to show up so... bye. (beep!)

Message 3: Lord Hisashi

Neji. Tomorrow at 5am we train until 11am. That is all. (beep!)

Message 4: Might Guy

THIS SOUNDS GREAT!!!! A youthful battle between two youthful students of mine. Aw it's gonna be a youthful fight to remember. YOUTH!!!!!! (beep!)

Message 5: Tobi

This is TOBI!!!!!!!!!!!! You might not know me because I'm just calling random numbers! -Deidara in background:"Tobi get off the phone! I have to call someone UN!!!!!"- okay bye. (beep!)

Message 6: Lee

DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR FIGHT!!!! and as the wise guy sensei would say... IT WILL BE YOUTHFUL!!!!!!!!

End of Messages

A/N: Okay so tell me what you think in a nice little (even though it can be big) review. I will lub you all lots! And again as I have said if you want to add something or someone or have suggestions then let me know!