A/N: Hey my peoples! New chapter! Sorry it took so long but with the holidays I've been busy SO I've have Tobi in so many I thought it was time to see what was on his answering machine!! SO here we go!
Tobi's Answering Machine: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! Oh I just realized what I'm doing! OH DEIDARA SEMPAI WILL BE SO PROUD!!! Well while I go and find him to tell him leave Tobi a loving messsage! Byez (beep!)
Message 1: Kisame
TOBI! GET YOUR STUPID TOYS OUT OF THE BATH TUB!!!! YOU KNOW I DON"T LIKE TO SIT ON TOYS WHEN I HAVE MY MID NIGHT SWIMS!!!! (beep!)
Message 2: Deidara
Tobi did you clean my room again? CAUSE MY CLAY IS NOT THERE AND I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE TO PLAY WITH IT. SO GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!! before you explode the Head Quarters! (beep!)
Message 3: Pein
Mada-imeanTobi I have some questions I need to ask you concerning the Kyuubi. And Tobi I want you to make pancakes in the morning.(beep!)
Message 4: Haiden
TOBI you $#$ I'm gonna #$#$# KILL YOU!!!! You stole my $# weapons you little #$#. (beep!)
Message 5: Zetsu
Tobi I have to talk to you. I think you killed my rare plant and you are going to pay for what you did! (white half of Zetsu) But I still love you. (black side of Zetsu) NO TOBI I HATE YOU!!!! (beep!)
Message 6: Tobi?
HI ME!!! I love talking with you. Your so hansom and smart. I love you Tobi and you are a wonderful person no matter what the others say! BYEZ!!! (beep!)
END OF MESSAGES!!!
A/N: Just so you know during Zetsu's Message I was not being racist he really does have a black and white side I just didn't know what to call them! Anyway plez review and help me out with the next one. It's Sai's and I don't know what to say for them opening so if you want to be a kind person help me out!