A/N: Thanks everyone for all of your reviews. I've had a lot of people say that they were having a bad day and then reading this lifted their spirits. That means a lot to me guys! So I'm updating faster cause the reviews make me feel like writing the rest!!! So with out further delay here is the next chapter!!!
Itachi's Answering Machine:
(Kisame's voice: ok Itachi it's ready to record.) Leave a message after the beep... (Kisame: Is that all at least tell them your name!) Ok this is Itachi Uchiha the murderer of the Uchiha clan. Leave a message after the beep. (Kisame: thats better!) Kisame how do I turn off the recording I can't see the buttons. (Kisame: Oh right.) (beep!)
Message 1: Tobi
HAHA!!! Itachi is going blind!!!! Guess you won't see it if I stole you diary!!!! WHICH I DID BYE!!!!(beep!)
Message 2: Sasuke
Ha I found your number so now I can track you which means I can find you and KILL YOU for murdering the clan!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!! (beep!)
Message 3: Kisame
Testing testing 1, 2, 3! ok I think your answering machine is working so I'll push the button when we get home so you can lstin to this message. Which now that I think of it makes no sense in leaving this message because I'll tell you anyway. Oh well Bye! (beep!)
Message 4: Sasuke
I. WILL. KILL. YOOOOOU!!!!!!! (beep!)
Message 5: Pein
I'm going to have to put Tobi on your team because Deidara died trying to kill your brother. (beep!)
Message 6: Sasuke
KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!!!!! (beep!)
Message 7: Itachi fangirl (A.K.A my friend Becca!)
ITACHI!!!! I love you!!!! And just so you know Tobi gave me your number! (beep!)
Message 8: Sasuke
HA I HAVE YOUR LOCATION!!!!! I'M COMING TO GET YOU!!!!
END OF MESSAGES
A/N: So hope you guys liked that one... I'm bored... I guess I'll go write another chapter!!!! YAY!!!