A/N: HOLY SWEET MONKEYS!!!!! SO many reviews it made my head spin! So I guess you guys deserve this I'm going to put two answering machines in one chapter again. Just because you guys are great! DATTEBAYO!!! Oh and if you don't know what Dattebayo means can you really call yourself a Naruto fan?

Temari's Answering Machine:

Hey this is Temari. I'm talking for myself on my answering machine. I'm antisocial like some people coughcoughgaaracoughcough. So if you will leave a message after the beep and if you don't then I know I'm not loved. Leave a message! (beep!)

Message 1: Shikamaru

Hey Temari. Well I know this might sound like a drag and all but when you come to the leaf village maybe we can hang out more than we really do. I mean if you don't find it all that troublesome. Bye. (beep!)

Message 2: Kankuro

Temari I don't want to hear anymore about that Nara kid anymore! YOU HEAR ME NO MORE. I swear it's like you two act like an old couple. (beep!)

Message 3: Gaara

Temari can you help me. Some fangirls are attacking me and I don't want to use my sand on them cause you know I'm nicer than that now. So if you can come help... and I'm not antisocial. (beep!)

Message 4: Tobi

I'M TOBI!!!! I wrote a song you want to hear it? OK! Here I go... (In the background: BOOM!) Oh well I'll call back I think Deidara sempai is trying to blow up Itachi again... BYEZ!!!! (beep!)

Message 5: Shikamaru

Ok Temari what I was trying to do when I called earlier I was trying to ask you out... so um... what do you think? (beep!)

Message 6: Shika's mom (still don't know her name )

OH! I think it is sooo cute that you and my little Shika-pooh are a couple. It's so sweet. His father thinks so too even though he won't admit it. Ok well bye! (beep!)

END OF MESSAGES!

Kisame's Answering Machine:

I am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change my ways I must first change myself. Fish are friends not food. This is Kisame, leave a message!

Message 1: Tobi

Ummm Kisame I need your help. Deidara kinda blew up my room... again. Soooo I was wondering if I could room with you and Itachi! It would be so cool! And I'll rent that Jaws movie you like so much and we can watch it over and over again what cha think? (beep!)

Message 2: Deidara

KISAME!!! GET THIS THING OFF MY BACK!!!! No I mean seriously Tobi is on my back and he wants me to give him a piggy-back ride again. So um HELP!!! (beep!)

Message 3: Pein

Yeah sorry Kisame but I'm not baning Fish Fry Fridays. It's just to popular so you have to keep eating a salad. But think of it this way you will have a good figure. (beep!)

Message 4: Itachi

Kisame I kinda need your help I can't see the the front steps so I think I'm going to AHHHHH! Ok never mine I fell... (beep!)

Message 5: Konan

Ok Kisame you have cooking duty on Friday soo yeah BYE! (beep!)

END OF MESSAGES!

A/N: Ok soooo what do you think? Send a review and make my day again in getting like over 15 reviews!!!! Yeah I was listening to a variety of music while writing I was listening to naruto songs, Japanese music, Greeenday, and other things. Well till next time. HOLY SWEET MONKEYS,