I don't know why, but this chapter feels weak. If it really is bad, tell me so I can scrap it. I just wanted to give you guys something to read.
"Great. We still have two more trials for till this stupid thing is over." Sasuke groaned. It had been two days and he was incredibly tired of walking.
"We'll, at least we're getting exercise" Naruto said cheerily. Sasuke turned and shot him a mean look, which went unnoticed as Naruto was walking around with his eyes closed again. Yet, he still never managed to run into anything.
'HOW DOES HE DO THAT!?' Sasuke thought.
"Hey, who's that?" Naruto shout, also having no trouble seeing a person at least a hundred feet away while still walking in a straight line.
With his eyes closed.
'HOW DOES HE DO THAT!?' Sasuke thought, before turning to see what Naruto was talking about. Ahead of them was a person covered by a large cloak.
"Ominous." Sai said.
"Let's say 'hi' to it and give them a big hug!" Naruto yelled.
Meanwhile, Hinata pushed her fingers together under the cloak. She was getting more and more nervous as Naruto came closer and closer.
'Must not faint, must not faint,'
"HI!" Naruto shouted as her grabbed her in a big hug.
Hinata stood paralyzed. Think un-sexy thoughts, think un-sexy thoughts, think un-sexy…
Slowly thoughts began to form in her head. They started as Naruto, which turned into foxes, back to Naruto, to monkeys, to dancing monkeys, to dancing monkeys with long hair, to dancing monkeys singing with long hair, to Neji coming out of the bath singing "Hey hey! You you! I don't like your girlfriend!"…
Hinata screamed, fainted, and died a little inside.
Chapter Five – No Soliciting
When Hinata came to, she saw the three men standing around her as she lay on the ground. Fortunately, her cloak still covered most of her face.
"Hey, you ok?" one of them asked.
"…"
Sasuke was already bored, "Look we got to go, so uh, bye." he said as he turned and left, the other two following him.
"No!" Hinata said to herself, helplessly reaching towards the trio. She began to chase after them. Meanwhile, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sai began to talk.
"So…read any good books lately?" Naruto asked the other two.
"You can read?" Sai asked.
"'Course I can! Well have you guys?"
Well, I just read Anna Karinina," Sasuke said, "it's a heartbreaking story of some people in a place called Russia. Adultery, love; It was very good."
"I read Good Omens; it's a satire of religion and the apocalypse." Sai said.
Naruto fell silent.
"What did you read Naruto?"
"…Reading for Dobes…" Naruto said, hanging his head in shame.
Sai began to talk, but was interrupted by a quiet voice.
"E-e-ex-cuse me…"
The boys stopped, turned around, and saw the person from before.
"If I could have a moment of your-"
"Sorry not interested." Sasuke interrupted.
"Please, if you-" Hinata stammered.
"Nope, already donated."
"But I'm not-"
"I don't like Jehovah's Witnesses."
"What? No I-"
"God doesn't exist."
"That's not a-"
Sasuke sighed, "Look, what is it with you people? I am not donating, I don't have any money, I don't care about your religion, AND I-"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU SCREW SAKURA HERE!" Hinata yelled, before covering her hands with her mouth, embarrassed at what she said. As she began to shake, the hood fell off, revealing her face.
"Well, I'd say you have my attention Hinata, but I think you used up your words for the day just now."
Hinata blushed hard, "Um… I am the keeper of power; you must prove your power to me by beating me in a fight in order to proceed."
Sasuke stared, He did not want to fight this girl, as he did not have enough time for all this. He quickly pulled out his notebook, and flipped to the twelfth page.
Uchiha Bargaining Strategies
These methods are guaranteed to help you get out of any situation you do not want to be it.
Option A:
Kill everyone around you
Sasuke groaned.
Option B:
Give them something they want that will distract them while you run away.
"Hmm…" Sasuke contemplated the option.
Option C:
Kill everyone around you.
Sasuke closed the book, thinking to himself.
'Hmm…A is…Itachi, B has merit, C has murder'
Merit;
Murder;
Murder;
Merit;
"Sasuke?" Hinata asked. He had been standing in the same position for ten minutes, and had begun to drool.
"Tell you what," Sasuke said, "I give you Naruto, and you let us go."
"What!?"
"Deal;"
Sasuke turned, and punched Naruto in the face. Naruto went down, hard, but before he had bounced once, Hinata had scooped him up began to run with him to the nearest bush.
"That was fast." Sai said.
"He's faster." Sasuke replied.
"What?"
"Give it a minute. Let's go."
The now duo began to walk down the road, they had been walking for about thirty seconds before they heard a feminine voice from behind them.
"WHAT THE HELL!? ALREADY!?"
Sai looked at Sasuke, who was now smiling, "How the hell do you know that?"
"Well, the incident involved a bath house, a giraffe, an evil duck, twelve bottles of sake, and a very creative imagination." Sasuke said while still staring ahead.
"What about the fox's stamina?"
"That's the problem."
"What do you mean?" Sai asked.
"Let's just say, that when the fox came to attack Konoha, he came quickly."
…
Sai gaped.
"Oh God…"
Hey... This took a while... but that's what I get for taking five AP classes. Either way, this chapter feels weak, but I wanted to give you guys something. As I said before, if you really don't like it, tell me and I'll rewrite it. Or I'll just tell you I'm sorry and to look for me in the closet. It on your heads and my writs now. Happy trails!