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Part II

Bella's POV

Slowly I opened my eyes. As soon as I rubbed the fuzziness from my eyes it felt like something was wrong, something was itching my forehead. I lifted my hand sleepily to scratch it but fingers met with a piece of paper. Even more puzzled then before I pulled it off my forehead and looked at it. It was a bright orange sticky note! There was a beautiful script on it, the beautiful writing that could only belong to one person. I sighed lightly and began to read it.

Hey you, I figured you would forget so I thought I'd remind you that I am gone hunting today I'll see you later tonight. Alice is at the house if you need anything.

Love Your Edward

Again I sighed. I was without anything to do for a whole day I don't think I can make it. Swinging my feet from the bed I welcomed the chill air around my warm body. Running through things I could do I made my way to the bathroom and decided to have a long relaxing shower. That should help keep my mind relaxed. I started the water and waited for it to warm then I stepped into the shower letting the water wash away my problems for the moment down the train. No matter how I tried though I couldn't make the hallow feeling in my stomach go down with the water.

Emmett's POV

I looked into Bella's room through the window upside down from my perch on the roof. It took me a moment to notice that Bella was not lying in her bed. I did a double take but then realized that I could hear the shower water running. Few that was close, I thought we let her slip out from under our noses.

"Oh Insane One!" I called quietly.

"………………….." was the only reply

"ALICE THAT'S YOU!" I quietly yelled. Ok I know that seems impossible but when your me nothing is impossible.

"Oh yeah," she stated while smacking her forehead. "Yes King?"

"It is almost time to execute the first part of my plan!" I grinned evilly at that

"Finally, your ingenious plan is taking place!" She rubbed her hands together in a very evil way. I felt proud at that moment. It is a pretty ingenious plan though if I do say so myself.

"OHH, Yes my Mysterious King!"

"Off to do the first part of the plan, the S.B part of the plan." I decided to just tell her right of what part that was so as to not waist more time. "The Steal Bella part"

Alice grinned like a maniac right then I straightened my cavalier hat making sure the white plume was not blocking my vision. Then strode through Bella's window, well I guess I can't exactly stroll through a window more like jumped but I won't get into that. I walked past Bella's mirror and did a double take as I saw my reflection then and grinned proudly at my outfit.

Personally I loved my costume. I would wear it everyday if Rose would let me. I looked myself over once more. I had a pair of snakeskin cow boy boots on for shoes, for pants I had on some black spandex, a set of gun holsters were sitting on my hips filled to the brim with rocks and then I had my red plaid shirt with a bright silver cape on top. But what made the outfit complete was the cavalier hat that sat atop of my head with a big white plume! Of course my crown sat atop that ringing the hat. Tucked into the elastic band of my spandex underneath the cape was my secret weapon. That's when my partner/nemesis in crime came up behind me and nudged me. I would have normally got angry but I know we are on a mission and I didn't have any more time to ogle over my superior dressing skills.

I waited patiently for Bella outside the bathroom door for her to come out so I could grab her and bind her hands so that we could "steal" her and cause some havoc with Edward!

Alice was waiting patiently she was there for back up in case I messed up. Of course she knew I wouldn't but she was trying not to be a psychic person for today. So she was beside me for back up. I looked her over. Her outfit was almost as cool as mine. Curse her and her superior way with fashion.

She had on a little mermaid on piece Pajama suit, and bunny slippers over her feet and on her head she was wearing a fur lined trooper hat. Like I said almost superior to mine if the Pajama's weren't little mermaid ones she wouldn't be even close but they were. The overly large pockets sewn onto the Pj's held her weapons. A Aerosol Lysol Disinfectant spray can, stapler and her throwing credit cards. We meant business!

Then the shower water went off I nodded to Alice and she got an excited glint in her eyes. Then Bella stepped out the door. I jumped first covering her mouth so that her scream was muffled. I duct tapped her hands and feet and carried her to her bed.

Bella's eyes widened when she saw Alice and myself. At first she had a look of confusion on her face. Then she looked us over top to bottom and she started laughing hysterically. She dropped onto the floor and was rolling around laughing crazily.

5 min's later

Bella's laughter finally died to giggles then stopped finally. Relief spread through me now to get on with the explanations. Just as I was going to start explaining everything Bella opened her mouth to speak.

"WATER!" she gasped completely out of breathe.

"Insane Duchess, please go get some water for our captive." I said as plainly as I could. This simple statement though started Bella off on another laughing fit. This one though ended in her coughing so it didn't last nearly half as long.

Finally Alice oops I mean the Duchess returned with the "water". This was really 2 and a half cans of Monster energy drink. My nemesis/partner in crime held the glass up to Bella's lips and she took the glass and took a big gulp, then her eyes got really, really wide. It was amazing how wide they really could get.

"ALICE!" she yelped. "This isn't water, what the hell is it???"

"It's new Bella its really healthy for you and tastes great, so the salesperson told me!" he he I loved how Alice grrrrr I mean Duchess, she could lie on the dime, just one of her many useful traits. "Only the best for you Bella!"

"Alice I told you not to buy me anything else." Of course it was just like Bella to complain but she quickly gulped down the rest of the glass.

Perfect just perfect. MUA HA HA! Bella will by so hyped up!

"So what is this all about anyway Emmett?" she asked

"Who is this Emmett you speak of young maiden."

"Umm…. you?" ha ha her face was so confuzzled. I mean what a priceless moment, we should have brought a camera. A bright flash took my sight away for a second I looked over to see my helper with a camera in her hand. Yet another reason why I should ask Alice for help more often!

"My name is The Mysterious King Loving in Desecrated Clouds, of course you could just refer to me as King or Mysterious King even Great King will work." I smiled broadly at this part.

"Umm Emmett…"

"KING!" I interrupted.

"Ok King then, why am I being held captive if I have done nothing wrong?" She asked

"ah that's where your wrong young human, well I suppose your not wrong your very right actually but to answer your question you are being held captive so that we might annoy/terrorize The Charismatic Gigolo!"

"Who is that?" again the puzzled look, Jheesh, does she really have that thick of a skull!

"Why its Edward of course!"

Her mouth dropped open, "Really Bella, its not so hard to figure out."

"I suppose not." she said. HA another point for the King. "but that answers why I'm being held captive but why all the fuss……. And the clothes?"

Alice answered this one, "We were board last night so we started plotting some hypothetical situations and came across one, we like to call it operation S.B.T.W.F.C.M.C.B.T.I.B.I.C.F.M! and decided that since it sounded like so much fun we would do it! The clothes are just part of the fun and plan."

"ok Alice…."

I interrupted her again "You may address her as The Insane Duchess of Orientation, Duchess, Insane One, or Insane Duchess!"

"Ok um Insane One?"

"Yes Bella?"

"WHAT THE HELL DOES S.B.T.W.F.C.M.C.B.T.I.B.I.C.F.M STAND FOR!!!" I have to give her some tops she has a really good memory.

"Calm down Bella."

"CALM DOWN MY GOD MY ARMS AND LEGS ARE DUCT TAPPED ALICE, DON'T EVEN TRY TO INTERUPT ME EMMETT!!!!!!" wow she was mad. "MY GOODNESS, YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK NOW YOU TELL ME THIS IS HAPPENING FOR AMUSEMENT!!!"

"Well yeah" I said

"Uh …um…well…do I get to be part of this?" I was stunned I never expected this to happen, I thought for sure she would demand to talk to Edward but not that she would want to join in!

"I have to discuss this with the Duchess give us a sec." I told her professionally.

I gave Alice the lets leave now to discuss this new turn of events look and we both left.

After a lengthy discussion we decided what we should do. We walked back into the room to see a struggling Bella trying to get into a sitting position. It was so funny I fell to the floor laughing! Alice soon joined me ha ha.

"Would you two stop laughing and tell me what you decided?" She said with a tone of annoyance pushing through her hopefulness.

"Well we decided that…………."

What does Operation S.B.T.W.F.C.M.C.B.T.I.B.I.C.F.M stand for??? you still don't know but I do

What is The King's and The Insane One's verdict, will Bella get to join in??

A/N ok sorry it took a while but I couldn't bring myself to write anything more till I was in the mood b/c I knew I would force it and it wouldn't have been half decent for whoever reads this!

He he sorry bout the cliffy but I see why other people do it now so much fun to do it when you know whats going to happen

I'll try to update sooner this time

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