This fanfic is not a kibanaru. I think gay is wrong, no offense. I just needed to classify it and I changed it. It's only a Naruto one now. My friend and I came up with this one over the phone.
Everyone was with Naruto, eating ramen. Naruto was buying ramen for everyone. Neji, Lee, Gai, Hinata, Tenten, Sakura, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Ino, Chouji, Kiba, and Shino were everyone. Kakashi preferred not to see Naruto inhale ramen.
A ninja came by to give them all a message. "The Hokage wishes to see Naruto Uzumaki, Hinata and Neji Hyuga, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, Kiba Inuzuka, Tenten, and Lee, imediately," said the ninja, "Gai, too."
"Ok, I'm full I'm going now," said Neji, getting up from a half full bowl of ramen.
"Me, too," said Tenten, getting up.
When everyone was gone, Naruto finished their half full bowls and left. When he got to the Hokage's office, Kiba asked, "What took you?"
"I had to finish your ramen," replied Naruto.
"Why?" asked Kiba.
"You left them half full. That's such a waste," replied Naruto.
"Ramen freak."
"Dog boy."
"Shut up!" yelled Tsunade, coming in.
"Why are we here?" asked Gai.
"I could be doing some thing youthful right now," added Lee.
"This is a D-Rank mission. It should be easy," replied Tsunade.
"What is it?" asked Gai. 'I hope it gives me a chance to do something youthful, though,' thought Gai.
"You're babysitting," answered Tsunade.
"We're what?" yelled Sasuke.
"Babysitting. You're going in teams. Three on a team, I've already picked," replied Tsunade, "Each team will babysit for a day."
'Please don't group me with Gai and Lee. Please don't group me with Gai and Lee. I'll go insane. I'll kill myself,' thought Neji.
'I can be good at this. I helped out with Hanabi,' thought Hinata.
"Team one is Neji, Gai, and Sasuke," said Tsunade, "You have the first day."
Neji nearly fell over. 'Gai? Gai? Are you kidding me? Gai? Well at least it's not Gai and Lee,' thought Neji.
"Team two is Hinata, Tenten, and Sakura," said Tsunade, "You have the second day."
All the girls sighed. 'No mister youthful, mister youthful junior, or mister serious,' thought Tenten.
"That leaves, Kiba, Naruto, and Lee for team three. You guys have the last day. Shizune! Where's my sake?" yelled Tsunade, shaking the empty bottle.
Shizune came in, gave Tsunade the sake bottle, took the empty one, and left. 'Are you freakin serious? The youthful, stupid boy and the ramen freak? Give me a kunai and let me put either me or them out of our misery,' thought Kiba.
"Yay. May be I can inspire youth in you two," said Lee, dancing around Kiba and Naruto.
"If you continue to do that, I'll be forced to do something I will not be held respondsible for," said Sasuke, glaring at Lee and using a threating tone.
Lee stopped and said, "If you hurt a messenger of youth then that would not be youthful."
"You're either a messenger of youth or an annoyance of sanity," remarked Tsunade, "All of you out of my office!"
Gai, Neji, and Sauske got the address for babysitting and went to it. They found six five year olds, sleeping.
"Let's try and keep them like this," said Neji.
"I agree," replied Sasuke.
"Hello my youthful charges!" yelled Gai, at the top of his lungs and slamming the door.
Neji and Sasuke dog piled on top of him, trying to shut him up. The five year olds woke up all starring at the three with angry eyes.
"Great, now look what you did," said Neji.