I don't own Oh my goddess in any shape or form.

This is my first story on fanfiction!

This chapter is still on the same day but now at night.

Disclaimer: I made up some stuff… (Go figure) and I use Japanese words since I prefer how they sound over the English.

WARNING: This chapter contains scenes that are not appropriate for those under the age of 16 by fanfiction standards. You have been warned TWICE.

Chapter 3: Roomy ain't it?

The gang was eating dinner and lovely sparks were flying. Skuld kept giving a dirty look at Flare and Morisato. Flare simply ignored it while Morisato tried not to look into her gaze. Flare then tapped his bowl to get everyone's attention.

"Hey, since I'm stay here-"

"When did we agree to let you stay?!" Skuld exploded right away before letting Flare finish.

"Because my mission requires me to give 24-hour surveillance on these two, I have to stay here." Flare said "'You are to watch over Belldandy and Morisato until they are united as one and accepted by everyone' as quoted by Kami sama!"

"Ehhh?" Urd started "We might as well let him stay. It'll be a pain since Skuld won't accept them right now."

"Of course I won't"

"Then Flare, you'll be here for a while. Since he has to be here everyday, he should get a room." Urd finished.

"I think having another member in the house is a splendid idea!" Belldandy said with her cheerful face as always.

"Where is he going to stay then? I don't have room in my room for another person." Morisato sighed after saying that.

"That's what I was going to ask at the beginning." Flare said.

"You can move into my room!" Belldandy said.

"Eh? No Belldandy! That defeats the purpose of my mission!" Flare said laughing.

"Really? I don't see how." Belldandy said as naïve as ever.

"But then why not have Lucky kun share a room with Belldandy! Then I can take his old room!" Flare said.

"NO! I reject that idea!" Skuld yelled at Flare.

"I like that idea" Urd said.

"Stay out of this Urd!"

"You want to go at it brat!"

"Who you calling brat, old hag!"

"That's it!"

Urd starts having lightning surrounding her while Skuld starts to bring out Skuld bombs. Keiichi then starts to get nervous if the house will survive. Belldandy gets in the middle and stops them.

"Flare san needs a room right now! If you two fight like this, there won't rooms for any of us!" Belldandy said, calming them down.

Flare was not in the mood to make this a long argument and decided for a quick solution.

"Why not have Skuld move into Belldandy's room?" Flare assumed Skuld would only be compatible with Belldandy sharing a room with only herself. He figured Urd wouldn't share and Keiichi did not want to give one of the girls the smallest room of the house, his room. Before Skuld could say anything, Flare came in with the finishing line "You'll be able to make sure Keiichi doesn't get close to Belldandy if you're in the same room."

Skuld was now thinking. She knew that if she was there, Keiichi had no chance of being alone with Belldandy at night. She then accepted the idea.

"Great, now to move my stuff in and Skuld's stuff out."

Belldandy used her magic to teleport Skuld's possessions to her room. Flare noted a manga Skuld was reading. Flare then used his magic to get himself a bed and dresser. He thought he'd do the rest later someday in the week. He then headed for the bathroom to take a bath for some relaxation. When he got there, Urd had just opened the door to leave the bath.

"Oh? Going for a bath?" Urd asked innocently. Anyone who knew Urd would have suspected something, expect Belldandy, but Flare did not know how evil Urd was.

"Yea, hectic day it was today. Plus a bath is a good time to relax and have fun." Flare said entering the room and closing the door.

"He didn't let me finish…oh well! He'll learn the hard and funnier way." Urd said with a giggle.

Flare is now relaxing in his bath. Now what am I going to do about Skuld. She really throws this whole mission for a loop! I have to somehow remove her from here to make my mission actually doable.

Well to Flare's surprise, a big splashed occurred. Flare slipped and submerged in the bath. Lovely for Flare, it was Skuld who just teleported in for her bath. Poor Flare did not know they had set up times in this house for their turns.

"PA!" Flare gasping for air when he surfaced " What the hell?!?!"

"EEEEEK! What are you doing in the bath?!?! IT'S MY TURN!" Skuld roared in anger. Skuld was pink because of her current state.

Meanwhile, the other three were chatting among themselves.

"Skuld and Flare are already taking baths together!" Belldandy said when she heard both of them in the bath "They must really be far in their relationship!" Belldandy said as cheerful as she always is.

Urd started laughing hysterically at Belldandy's comment.

I hope the bathroom remains intact…Keiichi thought.

Back to our duo taking a bath together!

Flare remained with a towel on. Skuld really didn't have a choice since she had ONLY a towel. Skuld was too stubborn to give up her turn in the bath.

"Do you like taking baths with others or did you forget to knock first?" Flare said jokingly.

"Urusai! This is no time to be easy going! You're in the bath when it's my turn for a bath!" Skuld said pointing at Flare with extreme bitterness.

"Since when? I was here first!"

"We have appointed times for the bathroom!"

"Well, I don't feel like leaving." Flare said putting his hands behind he head and looking away from Skuld.

"Don't ignore the subject! You have to leave now!" Skuld said pushing Flare out.

"Well, I don't feel like leaving so…" Flare then went to turn around, but his foot slipped on some water and he, by his natural instinct, grabbed the closest thing he could grab. Unfortunately what he grabbed…was Skuld's towel. Flare landed head first in front of Skuld.

"AAAAAAH!" Skuld said trying to cover herself with her arms.

Flare gets up and when he sees Skuld trying to hide herself he scratched the back of his head and said sorry. Skuld not only didn't accept the apology but she gave a Skuld Slap to Flare. Flare flew into the wall causing it to make a crater in the wall. Skuld then gasped and turned around quickly.

Flare wondered why she wasn't continuing her rampage to kill him then he saw his towel was about 4 feet away from him. He then realized Skuld never saw a man's love tool before. He then got up, picked up his towel and decided now was a good time to end this because Skuld is too young for these things. He walks over to Skuld.

"Here is your…"

Belldandy then opened the door quietly that Flare and Skuld did not hear it. She then noticed Flare was standing behind Skuld as if he was going to do something to her. Belldandy then closed the door and walked peacefully back to the other two.

"What happened?" Keiichi "They didn't break the bath did they?"

"Skuld was just having trouble for her first time!" She said in her normal cheerful tone.

"First time for what?" Urd said.

"Well they were both in the bathroom-"

"EEEH? Flare is still with Skuld in the bathroom?!?! I though Skuld would have unleashed her power by now!" Urd said surprised.

"Well, her gadgets won't work in a moist environment and Skuld has no magic. Plus Flare is a demon so he has power himself." Keiichi said "Wait! IN THE BATHROOM?"

"Hai! Skuld is becoming an adult now!" Belldandy said wiping a tear for Skuld experiencing the adult world.

"Wait! They weren't like, doing natures call were they?" Keiichi started to shake. I would too, finding out a 16 year old supposedly had already surpassed him.

Well back to the bathroom.

"Here…" Flare then threw a towel onto Skuld's head.

"What do you think you're doing?!" Skuld then said pulling the towel down to see she was alone in the bathroom.

Flare had run into the shadows to teleport away. But Flare didn't have any shadows in his room since he had only a futon and dresser and they weren't giving off any shadows. He didn't know where he would end up so he picked a random shadow to come out of. When he finished teleporting, he found himself in a cramped area.

Ah crap! I'm stuck! I can't concentrate to teleport in this position!

Skuld then teleports back to her room coming out of a cup she had in her room.

That Flare is not getting away with interfering with my bath time! I will make something to make him pay for his treachery. Skuld started to grin devilishly.

Skuld then takes her towel off and then heads for her closet. She opens it and to her surprise, Flare fell on her. Flare then turned red since this was the first time he went chest to chest with a girl. Even if she had really had no cleavage, she was still a girl. And she fit his style since he had a loli complex.

"HENTAI! YOU SNEAKED INTO MY ROOM FOR THIS!" Skuld said hitting a secret button.

"Self destruction of this room will activate in 30 seconds." Said the self destruction system.

"AHH! Skuld don't blow up the house!" Keiichi said bursting in after hearing the announcement from the system. He then saw Flare on top of Skuld. He then looks like a soulless body walking back to Belldandy.

"I've been beaten by a kid…" Morisato kept saying over and over again in a monotone voice.

Flare got up abruptly and then started to run away. Skuld then opened her secret stash of Skuld bombs.

"I will make your life a LIVING HELL!" Skuld said throwing 30 bombs at Flare.

Flare then faces the bombs and gets into a stance. Skuld is baffled at what he's doing.

"I call upon the mother earth for thy strength!" Flare then starts glowing a bright yellow "GRANITE BARRIER!" A yellow barrier starts surrounding Flare and another barrier which is concealing the explosion from the bombs from blowing up the room. Too bad Skuld wasn't protected. The bombs exploded and Skuld was trapped in Flare's barrier. Then another barrier is put up and Skuld was unharmed.

Peesh, saving her might be a mistake on my part, but I can't let Belldandy get sad. My mission will be ruined otherwise.

Once the smoked cleared away, Flare's barrier went down.

"I didn't need you're help!" Skuld said crossing her arms.

"You know you still don't have anything on and crap neither do I!" Flare said, not considering his towel clothing.

Skuld then realized Flare was right and ran to get some clothes on. Flare then headed for the door.

"I heard an explosion!" Keiichi then said opening the door. 3…2…1…BOOM. The room self destructed in Keiichi's face.

"Pa…" Flare said with now covered with burnt skin. Keiichi was fine since he was outside the room. Skuld was in her closet and that part didn't blow up.

Ha! But Flare got only a fraction of what he deserves! Skuld thought bringing her some peace to mind that she managed to get Flare.

Lovely night for two people eh? Don't you wish that happened to you! I doubt it but whatever.

Nest chap will be the mecha battle between Skuld and Megumi!