Something is Terribly Wrong: 100 Song Parodies Chapter 16: I'm a Flirt, an avatar: last airbender fanfic

OMG SOOOO SORRY! I lost my muse, and couldn't really think of anything. Suggestions would ROCK MY WORLD!!! tanky tanky

This is I'm A Flirt with Sokka, Jet and Zuko, nd some very angry womenfolk.

Disclaimer: don't own neither of them.

Katara, Suki, and Azula are sitting in the middle of the room watching their boyfriends perform

Katara (to Suki and Azula): I wonder what their singing?

Suki: It's probably something about us. You know how attached they are.

Azula: It's a good thing they don't know we're here then, we'd probably just make them nervous.

Katara: Ooh it's starting!

Sokka:
I'm A, I'm A, I'm A, I'm A Flirt
Soon As I See Her Walk Up In The Club (I'm A Flirt)
Winkin Her Eyes At Me, When I Roll Up On Them Dubs (I'm A Flirt)
Sometimes When I'm With My Chick On The Low (I'm A Flirt)
And When She's Wit Her Man Lookin At Me, Damn Right (I'm A Flirt)
So Homie Don't Bring Your Girl To Meet Me 'cause (I'm A Flirt)
And Baby Don't Bring Your Girlfriend To Eat 'cause (I'm A Flirt)
Please Believe It, Unless Your Game Is Tight And U Trust Her
Then Don't Bring Her Around Me 'cause (I'm A Flirt)

Suki: twitches

Now Swear To Tell The Truth
And The Whole Truth
When It Comes To Girls I Be Pimpin Like I Supposed To
Rollin Like I Supposed To
Shinin Like I Supposed To
In The Club, Messin Wit Honeys Like I Supposed To
I Don't Understand It When A Playa Bring His Girlfriend To Club
Dancin All On The Floor Wit His Girlfriend In The Club
And Wonder Why All These Playas Tryin To Holla At Her
Just Soon As She Go To The Bathroom, Playa I'm Goin Holla At Her
A Dog On The Prowl When I'm Walkin Through The Mall
If I Could Man I Probably Would Mess Wit All Yall
Yeah, Yeah Homie U Say She Yo Girlfriend
But When I Step Up To Her I'm Be Like Cousin
Believe Me Man, This Is How Them Playas Do It down South
And Plus We Got Them Playette Flirters down South
Now The Moral Of The Story Is Watch ur chick
'cause Hey I'm dark, Handsome, I fight Plus I'm cool And (I'm A Flirt)

Azula: Haha Suki yer boyfriend's a man hoe!

Suki: Azula, look up.

Jet:
Hey Homie, If U Ain't Gettin No Money
U Better Keep Her Away From Me Ya Dig.

Well If U Love Ya Girl
And Wanna Keep Ya GIrl
Don't Be Walkin Up And Askin Me To Meet Ya Girl
'cause I'm Well Enough A Flirt When I Speak To Girl
She Winked Her Eyes On The Slide
I Seent U Girl
Better Treat Your Girl Right
'cause Another Man Will
Better treat Ya Girl LIke Another Man Will
'cause U Leave Your Wife
And I See Ya Wife
That Be For Real
How Long U Think That's Finna Be Ya Wife
Well I'm Livin The Life
You Just Gettin It Right
Your Old Lady Look At Me
'cause U Ain't Hittin It Right
She Probably Used To Like U
'cause U The cactus-drinkin Type
That's Until I Came Along
And Put Some Jet In Her Life
Wanna See what she doin to me
I Noticed She Was Checkin Me
And Diggin The Ice
And If I Get That Tonight
Better Hit That Twice
I Can Even Make Her Mine
If I Hit That Price
You Know Smack That Thang
Sit That Right
Hop on that dresser
Yeah That's Right
Pullin On Her Hair
Like We Gettin In A Fight
Yeah I Know It's Kinda Tight
But It'll feel Just Right

Azula: twitches

So If Yo Girl Sexy
And She Test Me
Don't Be Upset G
'cause U Might Catch Me
Tryin To Catch A Glance Up Her Skirt
We Playing In My Vert
Then If I See Her And I Like Her Then I'm A Flirt

Katara: Zuko couldn't… he's much to shy to… WTF?????!!!!

Zuko:
When I Pull Up To Club
All The Shawties Be Like (Damn 28's)
Then I Be LIke Girl U Know Just Who I Am (Don't Hate)
Say I Done Fell In Love Wit A Stripper Yall
All I Do Is Flirt With Her, And I Get Them Draws
And I Don't Need No Help, I Got It Down Pact
Prinec Zuko Was Born To Flirt Now U Can't Down That
Now I'm Flirt With Her Whether I'm In Or Out Of Town
That's Why They Call Me Zuko Bend Her Ass Down
I be like
Como te llama lil momma
Me llama Pain
What Is Yo Name
I'm Feelin Yo Vibe
And I'm Hopin U Feel The Same
I'm A Wink My Eye And Let U Know I Got The Game (A.N. lolz he has 1 good eye)
When I Pass By I Know Exactly What U Say
He's So Fly
And He's So Cool
Hey Shawty(Hey Shawty)
What It Do
He Mad 'cause I'm Lookin But I Already Touched Her
I Got Yo Boyfriend Mad 'cause (I'm A Flirt)

Katara: ground starts to quake

Suki (to Azula): but she's a waterbender….

It's The Remix
Now If U Walk Up In The Club
Wit A Bad Chick
And She Lookin At Me
Then I'm Gon Hit
Man Jackin For Chicks
I Tried To Quit
But I'm Playa Homie
So I Had To Hit
While U Buyin Her Drinks (In The Club)
Actin Like U (In Love)
Stunnin Like U (All Thug)
We Was (Switch Numbers)
She Lookin At U When I Walk By
U Turn Yo Head, She Wink Her Eye
I Can't Help If She Checkin For A Platinum Type Of Guy
She Be Callin Me Daddy, And I Be Callin Her Mommy
She Be Callin U Sokka, When Yo Name Is Tommy
I Don't Know What Yall Be Thinkin
When U Bring Em Round Me
Let Me Remind U That I Am The King Of W.T
Do U Know What That Means
That Means If U Love Yo Chick
Don't Bring Her To The VIP
'cause I Might Leave Wit Yo Chick
Just Keepin It Real
It's A Playa's Field
Don't Take No Chick To The Club When U Just Met Her
'cause I'm Flirt Wit Her (Right)
He Gon Flirt Wit Her (Right)
And If She lookin Dat Good wow
She Gon Flirt Wit Her

Sokka, Zuko, Jet:
I'm A, I'm A, I'm A, I'm A Flirt
Soon As I See Her Walk Up In The Club (I'm A Flirt)
Winkin Her Eyes At Me, When I Roll Up On Them Dubs (I'm A Flirt)
Sometimes When I'm With My Chick On The Low (I'm A Flirt)
And When She's Wit Her Man Lookin At Me, Damn Right (I'm A Flirt)
So Homie Don't Bring Your Girl To Meet Me 'cause (I'm A Flirt)
And Baby Don't Bring Your Girlfriend To Eat 'cause (I'm A Flirt)
Please Believe It, Unless Your Game Is Tight And U Trust Her
Then Don't Bring Her Around Me 'cause (I'm A Flirt)

Fangirls: AAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! panic attacks

Sokka: Thank you ladies, feel free to leave your numbers at the door with – SUKI???

Suki: FANS

Azula: LIGHTNING

Katara: ground shakes as water seeps through

Zuko (to Jet): but she's a waterbender... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jet: HA! I'm Wearing RUBBER jeans!

Azula: blue fire

Jet: crap

Sokka, Zuko Jet: AHH!!! get pulverized

ded

Katara, Azula, Suki: Well, let's get some smoothies.

R & R por favor! TZC XD