YAY! I give you two because I'm a bad person. I want to try and reach 100, but with my laziness that will probably take like 10 years. I just knit (knitted?) a bag for my friend for her birthday - I would like to publish that accomplishment because I am so cool. Britney Spears, supposedly bipolar, gives Zuko a song he can relate. Thanks for readin, folks.
Disclaimer: (for the last chappie too): I have a million dollars for every Avatar: The Last Airbender/Britney Spears: Piece of Me/Avenue Q: Everyone's a Little Bit Racist thing I own. Now explain to me why I'm broke.
Zuko:
I'm Mr. Banished Fire Prince since I was 13
Don't matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Crescent Isle
They still gon put pictures of my scar in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me…
I'm Mr. bad media karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can't see the harm
In working and capturing the avatar
And with a scar
I'm still an exceptional earner
you want a piece of me?
I'm Mr. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. 'Oh my God that Zuko's Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. 'Ozai wants to see you later'
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. 'Now he's loyal; he's a traitor'
(You want a piece of me)
Azula: You're so conceded Zuko.
Zuko: emotes
I'm Mr. 'You want a piece of me?'
Tryin' and pissin' me off
Well get in line with Azula
Who's always flippin' me off
Hopin' I'll resort to some havoc
End up in Agni Kai
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me…
I'm Mr. 'Most likely to get caught caught for bein' the Blue Spirit'
When serving tea, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there's war in the world
I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?
I'm Mr. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. 'Oh my God that Zuko's Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. 'Ozai wants to see you later'
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. 'Now he's loyal; he's a traitor'
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. Banished Fire Prince since I was 13
Don't matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to Crescent Isle
They still gon put pictures of my scar in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me…
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mr. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. 'Oh my God that Zuko's Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. 'Ozai wants to see you later'
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. 'Now he's loyal; he's a traitor'
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. 'Oh my God that Zuko's Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. 'Ozai wants to see you later'
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. 'Now he's loyal; he's a traitor'
(You want a piece of me)
Oh yeah
You want a piece of me
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Katara, Mai, Jin, Song: Oh yeah.
Kool Aid Man: OH YEAH!
Zuko: …
…
…
Bye!
Lame. But REVIEW! ANYWAY!
The Zutara Critic
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