Something is Terribly Wrong: 100 Song Parodies

by The Zutara Critic

Parodies of songs that are fitting for each character. If they're pairings, it'll be Zutara, Taang, Sukka, Mai Lee, and Jetzula. The songs have been altered slightly to reflect life in the World of Avatar. ZK TA SS MT JA Rated T for swearing. XD

23. Big Black Horse and a Cherry Tree

Request from the Laughing Pheonix. Hope you like it!

Disclaimer: Don't own the cartoon or the song.

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Ty Lee:
(woo-hoo, woo-hoo) [throughout the whole song

Mai:
Well my heart knows me better than I know myself
So I'm gonna let it do all the talking.
I came across a place in the middle of nowhere
With a ostrich horse and a cherry blossom tree.

I felt a little fear upon my back
He said "Don't look back, just keep on walking."
When the ostrich horse said, "Hey lady!" (When the ostrich horse said, "Look this way")
Said, "Look this way, will you marry me?" (Said, "Hey, lady, will you marry me?")

Sokka: …!?!?!?!?!?!...

Aang: This song is AWESOME! GO MAI! WOOT!

Mai: (death glare)

Mai:
But I said no, no, no, no-no-no
I said no, no, you're not the one for me
No, no, no, no-no-no
I said no, no, you're not the one for me

And my heart hit a problem, in my early life,
So I stopped it dead for a beat or two.
But I cut some cord, and I shouldn't have done it,
And it won't forgive me after all these years

So I sent it to a place in the middle of nowhere
With an ostrich horse and a cherry blossom tree.
Now it won't come back, 'cause it's oh so happy
And now I've got a hole for the world to see

Zuko: No kidding.

Mai: (death glare)

Mai:
And it said no, no, no, no-no-no
Said no, no, you're not the one for me
No, no, no, no-no-no-no
Said no, no, you're not the one for me

Ty Lee:
Not the one for me

Mai:
Said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
You're not the one for me
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
You're not the one for me

Ty Lee:
(Do, do, do, do)

Mai:
Well I was
Ostrich horse and a cherry blossom tree
I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken me
Ostrich horse and a cherry blossom tree

(Ostrich horse and a cherry blossom tree) I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken me (fade out)

Mai: I'm so pitiful… I should just kill myself!

Everyone else: Awwww… Mai… Mai…. C'mon…. Mai…. C'mon… n-no… don't do that…..

Mai: (death glare)

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I hope you like it, The Laughing Pheonix. I'm working on your other song. Sorry I took so long!

TZC (REVIEW NOW! because I see you.)

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