Authors note: OK.let me get this straight. I KNOW that itachi, ect, are OOC so PLEASE dont mention it into the reviews, because its so annoying! oh, and a warning-um...mild sex scene ahead and its also my first...well...lemony description. So PLEASE no flames...XD im not very good at things like this but I just HAD to do it!!!lol.

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Itachi stared at the picture, unsure what to do- to keep staring or look away. His left eye started to slightly twitch, which happened when he felt like...crap. As he stood there, Kisame jumped the window with an alarmed looked on the face.

"Itachi-san?! Whats going on? I heard you yell!" kisame was looking around the room for a enemy but itachi was the only one there. "what the hells wrong!?" said kisame as he walked up to itachi. He placed his blue hand onto itachi's shoulder-itachi's whole body shuddered. "Itach-"

"dont...touch...me...I...can't...think...straight..."itachi slowly spoke.

"why! what's wro-"Kisame began, but stopped as he looked down at the picture itachi's shaking hands were holding.

The room was dark, apart from the two figures that were close together-and they stood out like a sore thumb. A man with long black stringly wet hair and with lines underneath his eyes was wrapped in a Akatsuki cloak-just covering his private areas. Another man, was caressing the man with black hair's chest while licking the man's neck. The man with black hair looked as if he was groaning and had his long, musclular arms wrapped around the other mans muscular body,glistening with sweat.the black haired man head was slightly arching back, holding the blue hand on his shoulder...

Kisame was paralised with realisation that these two people were...them. He turned his head to where his hand was on itachi's shoulder-very, very, VERY quickly removing it.

Kisame screamed: "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!" before fainting.

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Haru was walking back to her apartment room when she heard someone yell...or scream: "oh my god!" There was no-one else present one her floor so it must've come from her room. She ran to her room and unlocked the door, stopping as she saw two men in her room-one on the floor, another looking like he was going to collapse too. The door behind her shut, causing the man to look up. Haru reconised him at once.

"HOLY SHIT IT'S ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!"haru yelled, then leaned against the closen door to give her support. no...couldnt be. Haru thought.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN ROOM YOU...you...ARMAGEDDON AKATSUKI PERVERTS!!!"

the man just looked at her then to the man on the floor(must be kisame or something, haru thought) then dropped the folder, grapped kisame around the waist(grimacing at this) and jumped out of the window. Haru ran to the window and saw them disserpearing among the tree's.

Maybe going to a friends house isnt such a bad idea...haru pondered, before fainting.

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Itachi jumpeed from tree to tree for a while before kisame woke up. Itachi stopped and they sat, very far apart, on a fallen tree for a long time. Itachi was the first to speak.

"she knew my name, kisame- this isnt possible! We're in another dimension for crying out loud! She knows about the akatsuki as well! Itachi spoke, in a slightly alarmed and still-in-shock tone.

Kisame just sat there, looking as if he was going to faint again.

Itachi stood up, looking at all the stars above him."we need some answers."

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Authors note: schools starting tomorrow,AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! so it may be awile before I update again...and how was that? I know the chapters are short but anyways-

PLEASE R&R