Jenny: Yey! Another chapter to the DeiNaru drabble series! X3

Jennis: Wow, you must really like writing drabbles, you are updating faster than ever!

Jenny: It's DeiNaru! Of course I'm going to update!! XD

Warnings: Some swearing (curtsey of Deidara and Hidan. XD), Yaoi, Implied sexual themes (No lemons though...I'm not good at that kinda stuff even though I'm a class A perv. O.O).

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, otherwise I wouldn't be here would I?

P.S.: Naruto is part of the Akatsuki, and shares a room with Deidara. Tobi now shares with Zetsu. Ok? Good.

Enjoy!

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So who is the Manliest?

Deidara and Naruto both sat on top of the kitchen counter, much to Pein's displeasure, drinking coffee which was kindly prepared by Konan just like every morning. They both sat in a comfortable silence, enjoying each other's company, sipping their sweet flavoured coffee. That was another thing they had in common, they both hated bitter coffee.

Deidara decided to annoy Naruto a little today. The little blond was so cute when he was flustered.

"You know, you look a lot like a girl Naru-channn,un " He said the last part in a teasing sing song voice. Naruto raised an eyebrow at him.

"Says the one?"

"Hey! I look NOTHING like a girl,un!"

Naruto stared at him blankly. Deidara growled and pouted.

"Okay! So I look a tiny bit like a girl,un..." he muttered.

Another raised eyebrow.

"OKAY! I LOOK ALOT LIKE A GIRL! Gah,un..." Deidara pouted some more. Then he got a devious smirk.

"But you don't look like a total guy either you know, un." He poked Naruto teasingly. Naruto growled.

"I'm much manlier than you goldy-locks!"

"Says you chibi-face, un!"

"Rapunzel!"

"Uke-boy, un!"

Naruto blushed bright crimson, and Deidara had a smirk on his face.

"I know I am the manliest out of us two Naru-chan. Want to know why?"

"Ok, why?"

Just then Pein walked into the kitchen.

"Who is the one that screws your cute ass every night?"

Then Pein walked straight back out.

Deidara smirked triumphantly at the now blazing red face of his little Uke, and climbed on top of Naruto (The kitchen counters are rather big. XD) straddling the smaller boys hip.

"No matter what you look like Naru-chan, I will always love you no matter what, un."Naruto smiled up at him and hugged the older man.

"So will I Deidara-kun."

Then they began kissing on top of the kitchen counters, just when Tobi and Hidan walked into the kitchen. Hidan cringed, not wanting to see this at 7am (A/N:I WOULD!! XD ) and picked up the nearest object, which was a rolling pin, and threw it at the preoccupied clay bearer's head, hitting him right on target.

Deidara was forced to break the liplock with the smaller blond, much to Deidara's displeasure, and glared menacingly at the silver haired man who glared right back. Tobi and Naruto mentally sighed.

"Get a fucking room you fucking sex obsessed bastards!"

Suddenly Deidara looked oddly happy, scaring everyone within the kitchen. Then he dragged himself and Naruto off the counter, and held the smaller boy close, smirking.

"Don't mind if we do,un!" He said and quickly walked out the kitchen, with Naruto in tow. Hidan looked disbelievingly at the door, and shook his head.

"Do those two ever fucking rest?" Tobi just shrugged.

Suddenly Deidara's head popped through the kitchen door, and smirked at the two.

"You shouldn't be one to talk Hidan. We heard you two last night. Remember we are right next door, un." Deidara's smirk never faulted as he watched Hidan's face heat up and Tobi's nervous fidgeting.

As he walked away from the door he shouted to them "I don't think Kakuzu will be very happy Hidan, he is your roommate after all, un. Wait until he finds out when he gets back from his mission, un!" Deidara cackled as he and Naruto ran back to their room, both of them laughing along the way.

Hidan's eyes widened while Tobi looked about ready to faint.

"DEIDARA YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!" was heard throughout the base.

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Jenny: Ahahaha, we got some HidaTobi! XD

Jennis: Poor Pein seems to get the worst timing, heehee.

Pein: -sobbing in a corner-