A/N: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllloooooooooo people's!!!!!!!(dodges stuff thrown at me)I. AM. SO. SORRY!!!!!the exams are over, and I can get on with my already boring life!!!THE COMPUTER!!!!...man...im so sad. Well, to make it up to everybody, im gonna write an EXTRA long chapter!!
-also, I have been getting constant remarks that 'ookami' is god, not wolf, well...I HAVE LOOKED IN THE JAPANESE DICTIONARY AND ON THE INTERNET DICTIONARY AND IT ISWOLF!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!
so shush.dont blame me.blame the dictionary.its ALL the dictionary's fault.
Oh yes, if your wondering where the timeline is, its after they have saved gaara in shippuuden, and when they have arrived back in Konoha. After that im screwing up the story line-im sorry, but I will try to keep a few things in line.
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Itachi looked up at the half moon. It was the middle of the night and he couldnt sleep at all. Not that he did a lot. It got him thinking about a few things too. He floated away into his own thoughts and began to remember, remember how this mission started all along.
(flashback)
leader-san was especially 'happy' today. When one of the akatsuki members brought up the courage to ask why,as they were sitting down at a table, it was bacause he had found the eight tailed jincuuriki's where abouts by chakra searching scrolls.he explained how it was extremly far, so far even, that it was in another world.
Everyone laughed.
"how can it be in another world, un" Deidara asked, flexing his new arms and cracking the knuckles.
"the ookami managed to get there, since its got such a large amount of chakra, thats no surprise...but, I still dont know why it even wanted to escape this world...I heard a rumor though, that it had connections with the kyuubi. This could help us greatly when we have to unlock the kyuubi's power."
the akatsuki members were silent.
"so..."the leader continued, "i order uchiha Itachi to return to konoha and gather information on the kyuubi's future."avoid contact with anyone. Including the kyuubi container."
the akatsuki members all looked up.
"what!!!leader-san, this could be a great opportunity to retreive the kid aswell as information!"Zetsu' black half yelled.
"I agree aswell!, leader why that!we could get two things!!thats a lot better than one!! Kakuzu yelled.
All of the akatsuki members started to yell about their opinion,exept Itachi, who stayed quiet and watched everyone with a little of amusment in his eyes. The akatsuki leader sighed and was about to say something when someone ran into the room waving their arms. Everyone ignored him and continued to yell. They all stopped at the familiar voice screaming at the top of their lungs.
OhMyGosh!!!!LOOOOOUD NOOOOOOOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tobi had arrived.
Everyone stopped yelling and stared at tobi with hatred. Not many people in the akatsuki liked tobi.
The leader took the chance, and coughed slightley. Everyone turned back to the leader and grimaced as he stared at them with his 'evil' eyes. They all looked down in embarrasment and the leader continued to speak.
"AS I WAS SAYING, we will not retreive the kyuubi because of unknown information. We may need him for future use of getting the ookami aswell."
everyone nodded, including Itachi as he was given the signal to leave by the leader.he did, and left with a poof of smoke and a coughing tobi.
Poor tobi.
Within a day, itachi was inside Konoha and within the forbidden area of the library.
Scribbling down important notes in his handy-dandy-notebook, was about to leave when two ANBU members entered the vicinity.
Itachi was a quick thinking man and was out of the library with a blink of an eye.
But, in such a hurry, a page was accedently left inside a page of the file he was reading.
End of flashback
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Haru wandered around Konoha, amazed by the cartoonish beauty.it made her wonder about her home...her world...
and her boyfriend...
this thing happening to her was probably every naruto fan's dream come true. Able to escape an already doomed planet, and start over in a new one.
But she felt sad...would she ever get back to her real home?
Ever look NORMAL!?!
she had just found love, but it was destroyed by a blue fish man and his giant tampon.
...damn.
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Meanwhile...back in the real world...
Tony felt so stupid.
He pushed his face deeper into his pillow, willing himself to sleep.he hadnt slept for days sice Haru dissapered. The police were going to stop searching the next day if they havent found anything about Haru's dissapearance...and then...pronounce her dead.what else could they do? Some creature had pulled her into the water, and dragged her down to the bottom of the lake, leaving a pool of blood where a weird, white...thing hit her arm.
He couldnt believe the last thing he said to her was something about Taco's...
Tony sat up. He clearly couldnt sleep because of him worrying about Haru. They had been best friend ever since they were little, and now she was gone...The thing was, Tony felt a nagging sensation at the back of his head like he was forgetting something...something so important that it was ridiculous that he couldnt remember what the hell it was.
It was that white thing he saw in the water attacking Haru...where the hell had he seen that thing before?
He stood off his bed, and grabbed his key neaklace, pulling off the key to Haru's apartment that she had given him a couple months ago when she had to go stay with another family, and he had to house sit. He ran out of his house, grabbed his bike from the garage, and biked towards Haru's house.
After ten minutes he arrived and walked up the grubby stairs to her apartment room.he couldnt believe she still lived here.he would have let her come and live with him if his mother wasnt so spastic and screaming at his father all the time. He was surprise they were still together.oh well.
He opened the door to her apartment and walked in, to the small lounge connected with the small kitchen. He notice some dying flowers from the lack of no water. He ignored this and walked to her room. It was small aswell, and had a few naruto and other various anime stuff scattered around the room. It was clean, but that was what caught his attention was a folder on the floor...like Haru hadnt dared to move it after seeing what it was.
He picked it up and flicked throught the pictures.smirking at some.
One of Haru's friend was also a naruto fan, and had given the folder to Haru to look after while their parents were cleaning out and painting their room...she really didnt want them finding her yaoi collection.
Tony didnt realy want to look at the picture's for to long, but something caught his attention.the first page, had the same thing he had seen just a couple days before.
It was the samehada.
He dropped the folder and nearly collapsed after realising what was going on. He remembered Haru mentioning something about the akatsuki and seeing them, but didnt go into detail.
He realised she had been kidnapped...but who the hell would believe some anime characters had kidnapped her?!
'damn...' tony said quietly.
What the hell was he supposed to do?
Unless...he could somehow get to haru...
and he had an idea.
The akatsuki cold get here...so he could at least get in contact with haru.
A/N:ok...well once again I must apologise for the long delay in updates...i am seriously so sorry!!!!!and...i hope this chapter was funny..its hard for me to come up with funny stuff..