WASH YOUR PATHIK: DARK CRUSADE

Guru Pathik ran through the gravity-controlled space station. Ghostdominion6 was located in the computer room, which was in the middle of the whole station. Essentially, Pathik had to "Find TEH COMPUTEER ROOM!"

Eventually, he came to a large white room, full of dining equipment. Pathik stepped forward, when suddenly, he started to float. The gravity had been turned off. It seems that a Mary Sue character knew how to gravitybend. Fortunately, they went "kaboom." Pathik finally got used to zero-gravity, and he leaped forward. Unfortunately, so did the person following him.

Joseph and Taang had started to float, and they found it hard to control their movements. Unlike Pathik, they never gained total control. They just floated there for a good 47 minutes. Eventually, the locked door opened and Zutara and Kataang hovered in.

"So, we knocked you unconscious, tied you up and locked you away, and even kept you under heavy surveillance, yet you still managed to escape, open the windows that allow the sun to melt the insides of this station, and turn off the gravity," ranted Zutara.

"Actually, we had nothing to do with the gravity." said Joseph.

"That doesn't matter. Now, before our leader gets here and kills you, you must answer this question: Why did you create Taang? I mean, there is absolutely no way for them to become canon. Everyone knows that my ship has sailed." said Kataang. Zutara turned their head towards Kataang. They did not look too happy.

"What do you mean YOUR ship has sailed. If anything, I will become canon. All of the evidence supporting you is solely intended to make your shippers happy. The creators want everyone to have something to be happy about, even though I will become canon." Zutara replied.

"I don't like your tone."

"I don't like your face."

Kataang lashed out at Zutara, but failed to remember that there was no gravity. Kataang started to spin in a circle, and Zutara laughed like crazy. Joseph just stared, and Taang had fallen unconscious due to the pain of having their eyes burned out. Joseph managed to grab hold of Taang, and he slowly floated out of the newly opened door. Zutara and Kataang paid no attention to them. They continued fighting for another five minutes, until they realized they had been distracted. They chased after the two idiots.

Meanwhile, the mysterious shipping pair teleported to the computer room. They feared that Pathik wouldn't get the job done. They had brought one last dictionary translated story segment:

Pathik has rotated, and saw Ghostdominion6. It has arrested the hammer which forbids. Ghostdominion6, in the operation in the gravity zero strength, has accelerated skilled forward and with Pathik balanç. Lowers the head with stridees forward. An impact not function and Ghostdominion6 fashion another time. Pathik backward jumped has stopped, and its aggressor followed. Pathik the alcangou window and its hand's schwob in the keyboard key, opens it. Ghostdominion6 strangles the master of great learning and integrity and that start f it is, when it has forced the keyboard key. Sun's luminous light fulled direct station. Ghostdomionion6 great shout for in the pain and Pathik which moves out in the caper. There SHOOP the registou region and direct Pathik attack to WOOP LUZ directamente the LAZOR ray knöchernen backward stop EN in it. Ghostdominion6 has been burnt completely region nnt and the Pathik acceleration space station. Massive is a. falls. Is this master of great learning and integrity its extremity, if the gate, is opened to visitor's famousnesses, is closed. But is not its in October blue color, that maintenance, gave it to call, the Pathik momentânea ability had the skin, that metal with one education's method, was impossible to melt. It has given the form it for the atmosphere, and has filled it with the Earth in the sea.
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Master of great learning and integrity Pathik backward is stops.

Hopefully, all of this bad grammar would end this story. That was when phase two of the plan would begin. Ghostdominion6 and Toph weren't in the room, though. Where the hell were they?

WASH YOUR PATHIK: DARK CRUSADE

Koh jumped out of the way as the ZANY ORTHODONTAL PARENT HELPERS attacked. Lo and Li shot themselves at the Facestealer, but he managed to take both of their faces. Since they were ugly, though, he got rid of them.

"He killed our semi-leaders. What do we do?" asked a random guy who looked like Gandalf the White.

"Uh we wait for another paragraph, which will give us enough time to regroup." said some guy resembling Strong Bad. A new paragraph wasn't coming, though, due to this being a semi-important event.

"Ah, screw this. Let's head back to our leader. They should be killing Ghostdominion6 right about now. Oh, and we should just tie this Facestealer in a net. We can take him to our leader." said another guy, who resembled Tom Cruise. He pressed a button and Koh was captured in a net.

"Fine, you got me. So, who is your leader?" asked Koh.

"Isn't it easy? Our organization name is formed from their name."

wash your pathik: dark crusade

Shoop da woop lazor beams can survive the atmosphere. In fact, they can travel through 47 galaxies without weakening. The sun had managed to melt a hallway in the space station, and the laser entered. The zero-gravity had a strange effect on the laser, which enabled it to maneuver past any obstacles. It found its way to a dining room, where two figures were fighting…

This fanfiction was falling apart. Mary Sues had taken over, and everyone used elements not included in the traditional four elements. The N Commandments had been completely disobeyed. Everyone was OOC, and the main characters were no longer important. Aang was knocked unconscious by the Counting Crows, Katara was probably unconscious, and Sokka died in the first story. These characters were now less important than Toph. To make events worse, Spongebob characters had invaded this fanfiction, due to the power Nickelodeon had given them. Hell had been unleashed, but was this what Joseph really wanted?

wash your pathik: dark crusade

Joseph carried Taang through many rooms. After a while, they came upon a figure that was guarding the door to the computer room.

"Hey, Fat Toes." Toph smirked.

"Why the hell are you here?" asked Joseph.

"I'm not completely sure. Who's that person?"

"This is Taang. They fell unconscious. Their eyes were burnt out or something. Can you do anything?"

"I'll try." Joseph handed Taang to Toph. Almost instantly, Taang became conscious again.

"What happened?" Taang asked. Before anyone could answer, a wall burst open, and Zutara and Kataang stepped inside.

"There you are!" They shouted. Both of the shipping pairs attacked, but a wall of flame defended them. Everyone turned around and saw a figure wearing a red cloak. It had emerged from the computer room.

"Welcome, fellow shipping pairs. Ah, hello Toph. How is Ghostdominion6's favorite character doing? Do you happen to know where he is right now? Is Pathik dead yet?" the figure said.

"Wait. You want Pathik dead?" Toph asked.

"Of course. I sent him up here in order for Ghostdominion6 to kill him. I also have been supplying this fanfiction with bad grammar. That way, it will never be read, and it will be deleted. I will be able to rule. I…" The door to the computer room opened and a bunch of scary-looking shippers entered. They carried a net, and in the net was Koh the Facestealer.

"Commander Zoph, we have captured the avid Taang shipper." said a man that looked like Jason Isaacs, who has been absent from this fanfiction.

"Excellent." said the figure. In cliché fashion, the cloak flew away, revealing the shipping pair, Zoph.

"Wait a minute. Aren't you normally called Toko?" asked Koh.

"Well, uh…. shut up. No one asked you for your input. Anyways, I want you to kill these shipping pairs," Zoph told the ZANY ORTHODONTAL PARENT HELPERS.

"Yes, sir! ZOPH IS POWER!" the Zoph shippers shouted. They started attacking Zutara and Kataang. Joseph, Taang, and Toph started chasing Zoph. Zoph ran until they came to the hallway that had been disintegrated by the sun. The heat was intense.

"You can't run forever, Zoph." shouted Joseph, who secretly wondered how they heard each other in space, when in reality, there would be no sound.

"True, but can you reach me? I can survive great heat, but the same can't be said for you." Zoph bragged.

An explosion sounded, and more of the hallway disintegrated. Taang called for the other two.

"Guys, you need to get out of here. I'll take care of this ass." Taang said. They then ran off towards Zoph.

That was the last time they ever heard Taang speak.

Taang shot a rock of air at Zoph, but they avoided it. Zoph then shot a 'boiling rock' at Taang, which hit them directly in the head due to their blindness. One more blast sent Taang spiraling out of the space station. They hovered closer to the sun and eventually, they burned and ceased to exist.

"TAANG!!!" cried Joseph. But there was no hope. Taang was gone. The Taang shippers reading this fanfiction, if anyone is reading at all, shouted at the author upon reading this.

"It's too late. We have to move!" shouted Toph. She led Joseph out of the destroyed hallway, and they ran past the now unconscious Zutara and Kataang. Everything had gone wrong. Zoph had won. They found a portal and teleported back to Earth, and out of this fanfiction.

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT STORY, ALONG WITH MORE IDIOTIC FILLER PARAGRAPHS…

Pathik turned around and saw Ghostdominion6. He was holding a ban-hammer. Ghostdominion6, being adept at maneuvering in zero gravity, propelled forward and swung at Pathik. He ducked, and kicked forward. The kick had no effect, and Ghostdominion6 swung again. Pathik jumped backwards and his attacker followed. Pathik reached a window, and his hand hovered over the button that would open it. Ghostdominion6 started choking the guru, and that was when he pressed the button. Instantly, the sun's bright light filled the station. Ghostdomionion6 cried out in pain, and Pathik jumped away. Instantly, the SHOOP DA WOOP LAZOR BEAM entered the room and hit Pathik directly on his bony back. Ghostdominion6 was blown out of the room, and Pathik was propelled out of the space station. He fell towards the Earth. This would've been the end of the guru if the door open to guest celebrities was closed. Instead, Blue October, who was performing Calling You, gave Pathik the momentary ability of having skin made out of metal that could never melt. He made it through the atmosphere and landed in the ocean.

A splash. Steam. Waves lashing at his eyes. Sunlight turning the water into diamonds. He was stranded in an ocean of salt water; back where he started. Zoph had now taken over this fanfiction- but that didn't matter.

Guru Pathik was back.

wash your pathik: dark crusade