So the next morning before breakfest Harry awoke to the smell of French Toast, hmm... I didn't know Snape could cook. Oh wait, I haven't tasted it yet.
A few minutes later Harry arrived downstairs and Snape looks up and notices he is not alone any longer so he says, "Good Morning Harry! Did you sleep okay?" I was kind of confused because he was being nice. Severus Snape was being nice. So I decided not to ruin the once in a life time shot so I replied the nice greeting.
I sat down at the table when he brought the french toast and eggs over and to my astonishment Snape sparked up conversation.
"So Harry, school will be starting back soon are you looking forward to it or dreading it with every piece of your soul?"
I replied in a sarcastic tone, "If you mean am I looking forward to seeing my friends yes but as for the evil potions master threatenin to take me apart limb by limb and use me as potions ingredients not so much!!!" Snape lighty cuffed me upside the head when all of a sudden a paper appeared out of thin air and it read:
It has come to the attention of the Ministry of Magic throught the Headmaster of Hogwarts School of WitchCraft and Wizardry that one, Severus Tobias Snape, as requested the guardianship of one, Harry James Potter. It has become a serious matter of the Wizengamot but with the persuasion of Albus Dumbledore in the end we have seen it your way we just require a wand tap of each recipient and then all will be done.
Have a good day,
Cornelius Fudge Minister of Magic
As quick as it had started I was quickly classified as the son of Severus Snape, my most hated professor.
At that note Severus looked at me and says, "I would like to speak to you after breakfest in the living room"
Words cannot explain the confusion in my brain, wait am I in trouble? I knew their was a reason he was
being nice.
I calmly looked at Snape and I quivered a little before I said so innocen, "Am I in trouble?"
Snape kind of chuckled before replying, " No we just merely need to discuss what is expected of you, rules, and consequences of breaking them rules. Does a simple spanking really scare you that much?"
I glared at him and said, "Oh and gosh it hurt and I don't like being spanked!!!!"
Severus merely glanced down and said, "Now child it is suppose to hurt and havin been at the receiving end one two many times I can sympathize with how much it hurts but child it wouldn't be considered a punishment if you liked it now would it?
I looked up and kind of giggled, "Good point, wait a second when and why were you spanked?"
"That my child is a story for another time." Then before I could reply he strode into the living in which I followed, but this conversation would arise again if it was the last thing I did.