A/N: This isn't as funny as it was in my head, so I apologize, but I figured I might as well post it. Okay, so sorry if you think it's LAME. Also, I want to make it clear that I in NO WAY condone the use of illegal substances. Thanks for reading!
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Chapter 5: Brownies
Mike's POV:
So everything keeps backfiring. It's like Cullen's a mind reader or something! Damn him. I need to get him in trouble some how so that he's kicked off the team. What can I do? And how can I do it so that he won't know about it? Ah ha!
On Friday we're having a Track Team bake sale to raise money for equipment and uniforms. I know just the thing! I picked up my cell phone and dialed a number I've only called twice before.
"Hey, Shady McGrady, it's me, Newton," I said.
"Newton, what'll it be?" a hushed voice greeted me.
"Whatever twenty dollars will get me."
"See you in an hour, you know the spot," my source hung up before I could respond. You're going down, Cullen! See if even Bella will stand by you after this one!
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Alice's POV:
"Oh no!" I exclaimed.
"Alice, what is it?" Jasper was at my side in a second.
"It's Edward! He's going to get in trouble," I said shaking my head. I had just had a vision of Coach Carr pointing at Edward and saying "There he is!" to Charlie and another Forks police officer.
"What do you mean?" Jasper asked.
"I think it has something to do with drugs," I said exasperated. "Jasper, we're no where near a phone!"
Jasper and I had left on Thursday after school to go on a long nature hike in Alaska. We left modern life behind us – hey, even the most fabulously dressed vampire, such as myself, enjoys the wilderness sometimes – and I had no way to reach Edward to warn him.
"Edward's a big boy, he can take care of himself, Alice," Jasper rubbed my shoulders trying to calm me down. I sure hope he's right…
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Mike's POV:
I placed a big pan of brownies on the table that was set up for the bake sale. I made sure Cullen's name was on the bottom of the pan and I got the hell away from there before he could read my mind again. I need to go find Coach Carr!
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Edward's POV:
"Thanks for making these, Bella," I smiled at my angel. She had made Rice Krispie treats for me to bring to the team bake sale.
"It was no problem," Bella smiled up at me as we walked toward the table Coach Carr had set up for the goodies. Mike Newton just nervously rushed passed us. Hmmm, that's odd. He's thinking about the alphabet. "What's wrong, Edward?"
"Oh, it's nothing," I tried to convince Bella and myself that it was some odd coincidence. There's no way Mike could've figured out that I can read minds. "I just think Mike might be up to something again."
We arrived at the table which was being watched by Tyler Crowley who had the first shift. "Hey Tyler, where should I put this?"
"Just throw it down anywhere," Tyler nodded at the right half of the table which had plenty of space.
"Ooh, brownies," Bella said with wide eyes. Then, shaking her head, "No, never mind, it's too early for that."
"Bella, if you want a brownie, I will get you a brownie," I pulled out a dollar and threw it into Tyler's outreached hand and picked up a brownie for her. "Please, eat it."
"Okay, thanks," Bella said and she took it. We began walking toward our lockers. I saw Coach Carr standing outside of the office and he shook his head, narrowing his eyes at me and Bella. What's his problem? "This is really good, Edward. I wish you liked regular food, because this is awesome. I wonder who made it."
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Mike's POV:
Two hours have passed since I told Coach Carr that I think Cullen laced his brownies with marijuana. Ha! He's probably being grilled by the police right now. I had trouble concentrating on what the teacher was saying. I bet Bella will be devastated and there's no way that he'll be able to stay on the team after this one!
My reverie was interrupted by Miss Cope rushing in and handing Mr. Morris a note. He looked up and said "Mike Newton, you're to go with Miss Cope to the office immediately."
I flushed red and gathered up my things. Great. They probably want me as a witness. I have my story prepared. "What's going on?" I innocently asked Miss Cope as we walked out of the Math building to head toward the main building with the office. I saw a police cruiser parked at the door. Awesome!
"I'm not able to discuss it right now, Mr. Newton," Miss Cope shook her head.
As we walked inside, I saw Bella's father, Chief Swan standing there with Officer Slater. Across the hall from the police I saw Edward, not in hand cuffs, with his arm around Bella and Tyler Crowley. The three of them glared at me and I noticed Bella was munching on a bag of Cheetos. She must have had some of the brownies!
"Michael Newton, you're under arrest," Chief Swan slapped a pair of hand cuffs on me and read me my Miranda warning.
"No! It was Cullen! Damn you Cullen!" I called as I was being dragged outside. "I didn't do anything!"